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How To Be A Cunning Linguist

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Date: June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)


There are numerous terms I can think of really. It had been called "dining at the Y," "drinking from the furry cup" (and this is of course applicable if it's hairy down there hence the word "fur"), "eating someone out," "licking someone out," "lip service" (though I must say that this one is most used in reference to blowjobs), "candy licking," etc, etc.

Now here's what every guy should now about eating a girl out.

Don't get so worked up before sinking your tongue deep between her sweet slit.

Do not be an impatient person.

Going down on your girl is not about bathing her with your tongue. Use your tongue, lips, teeth, hands, fingers, arms, the vibrations from your voice, and anything else you can think of. Get creative. Most people consider eating pussy "foreplay," but I think that there should be a ton of REAL foreplay leading up to it.

Her mouth is a good place to start.

Kiss her. It's a pretty innocent concept. If she's a big kisser, spend more time in this department. Trail kisses from her lips to her jaw, pressing your lips gently up along her jaw line.

Rest your lips right under her ear, let it linger on that sensitive spot before tracing the outline of her earlobe with your tongue. After your tongue wets it a little, take it in your mouth. You'll feel her shoulders blades press together while you suck on her earlobe.

After that, make your way down to her neck kissing gently down the side of it. The feel of her hand gripping your hair gently or holding the nape of your neck while you massage her neck with your tongue is orgasmic. Part your lips and suck on the damp skin. Repeat this process from her neck to the sensitive area where her neck and shoulder meets (if your partner is into biting, bite this spot as hard as you can without hurting her), down to her collarbone and tits.

Reach for her arms and slowly hold them over her head with your left hand, clamp them together while your mouth explores every inch of her bare tits. Plant soft kisses everywhere but on her nipples, let your bottom lip lightly graze over the tip of her firm nipple as you make your way around it. Inch closer and watch her shudder when you finally take it in your mouth.

After kissing and licking small circles around her nipples, tease it gently between your teeth. You may grab her tit with your free hand and squeeze gently, just enough to bring her firm nipple closer to your lips. Suck on it and roll your tongue against it while it's in your mouth.

Move down to her stomach. Let go of her hands and grab her hips as your mouth inches down her skin. When you finally make your way between her legs, kissing her calves/inner thighs while occasionally parting your lips to suck on the skin.

Wrap your arms around her thighs. Lean in and wet that area between her inner thigh and pussy with your tongue before sucking on it lightly. This will make her arch her back and spread her legs more. If she talks dirty in bed, she will start begging at this point.

At this point, you can start tracing the outline of her pussy. Use the tip of your tongue and make her watch while your tongue slowly grazes around the edges and outline of her swollen clit and labia.

You'll hear her whimper under her breath or start trying to grind against your tongue. Don't let her. Grab her inner thighs and pin her legs spread firmly against the bed, leaving her completely helpless. You'd be surprised at how wet it gets down there.

When you think she's frustrated enough or when she's pretty much trying to fuck your face or shove your head between her legs, pause for a bit and let the cool air gently tease her wet skin. The frustrated look on her face and the eager movements of her body is a sight to behold.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Ahhhh...can you...uhhhh...pls...or would you teach me with...an actual demonstration?

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

But I was under the impression that you do not need teaching Mr. M. Aren't you a cunning linguist master? :"D

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

It takes 1 to know 1 who is better in that.Me or you?

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Oh I am not claiming to be an expert on anything.  I'll have to assume that you are.  So maybe I need tips from you after all.

I think M stands for "master" haha.  :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Ummmm...find out yourself.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Landi ng reply mo Mr.  M!  I think M also stands for malandi.  Haha.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

I'm a natural born flirt

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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Bebeko
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Parang may kilala rin akong ganyan Panyero...sino na nga ba yun?

"You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time." - Prof. Richard Feynman

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Indeed you are. But I hope it isn't just all words.  Haha.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Waiting lang for you to make me.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

*speechless*

Oh why you leave me so speechless!

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

I have'nt begun yet you seem to have reached a platue of orgasm?

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Oh when I orgasm, I'm not really "speechless" at all. Hahaha...

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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nikeair6996
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

nice idol, nakakuha ako ng tips...

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Glad to be of help Mr. Nike. I am not claiming to be an expert. Haha. What I wrote may not be applicable to every single woman out there. I guess you have to vary the style a bit. And it would help if kilala mo yung girl and yung type of personality nya.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Hotmom
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Sarap naman basahin naiimagine ko nabasa nako.. Lol

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Ms. Hotmom, thank you sa pagbabasa. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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playboy6969
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Thank you for this ms dropdeaddiva. Got an idea.hehe mai-apply nga po to.hehe

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

You are welcome Mr. Playboy.  Sabihan mo ako if effective ha.  :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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playboy6969
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Yes madam i will. ;)

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playboy6969
June 28, 2014 (8 years ago)

Success po mam dropdeaddiva.hehe bilis niya mag cum.haha

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dropdeaddiva
June 29, 2014 (8 years ago)

Uy that's great news! Haha. Ang galing!! :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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inang.grasya
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Saan ba isubmit ang application letter? ;-)

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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pilyongbata
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Well said :) thanks ms.ddd. Application nalang ang problem. Haha

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

At least may natutunan ka for today, Mr. Pilyo.

Very good Padawan. But you have so much to learn.

Haha.. Kidding.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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nikeair6996
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

ddd, i will try this and i will till you the story favorite ko pa naman hahaha.lol

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Haha. Good Mr. Nike. Keep me updated. O kaya, isulat mo at nang mabasa namin!

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Bebeko
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Foolproof method...and I do believe.

"You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time." - Prof. Richard Feynman

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Indeed Mr. Bebeko. Indeed.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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hyacinth25
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

nice post, ddd. but since instructional ito, puede rin itong ipost under the BLOGS section.

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Oo nga ano! Dapat pala sa blogs ko sya inilagay. Pero okay na rin. Pwede rin naman sya dito. Kunwari eh narrative lang. :D

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Fiction-Factory
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

So naranasan mo na ang lahat ng ito Madam Diva? That deadly tool! Hehe

To be honest, i'm a liar. ♥♞♬♂⚄☜†∇

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

To be honest? Yes. I did.

But you want to know something crazy? I experienced that kind of mind-blowing orgasm months after I have written this.

So when I wrote this piece, it was purely mind-based. Imagination lang. But look how it turned out?

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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heater
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

ay ate why do you have to betray our kind giving away all our trade secret why o why?
nasaan na ang hardwork lol

nice one DDD, good to see you're in fss :)

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Mr.M
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Heater,kami naman yung susungkal sa nakatago nyong perlas.Just relax and enjoy a undescribeable experience you will ride.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Heater, don't worry Sis.. Kahit kasing-kapal pa ng encyclopedia ang isulat ko about cunnilingus at i-memorize nila yung buong "procedure" pero palpak naman sila sa application, wala pa din yun.

I still think the "dining style" depends on the partner's preference (yung girl).

Like, there are some girls who don't like being eaten probably because yung first experience nila when somebody went down on them was blah-blah (believe me, I know. I was one of those girls). So with that in mind, dapat ibang kakaibang technique yung gamitin ng guy that would make the girl like it, enjoy it, scream for it, cum for it, and ask more for it.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Yung coup de grace jan yung pag cinurl up yung middle finger inside...  The inner wall directly behind the clit diba J ..  I can just imagine you saying this..galeng..well said :-)

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Haha. Alam mo na pala yan eh. :D

And the answer to your PM question is, "Nope. I didn't."

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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nheyyy
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Gotta try this! hahaha

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dropdeaddiva
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Nheyyy, let me know how it turns out. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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mrs_jones
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

ok yan, aprubado sa akin

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2tangbaskog
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Akala ko magaling na ako.. Salamat

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Grefenbergspot
June 27, 2014 (8 years ago)

Clap clap clap...

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soakinwet
July 2, 2014 (8 years ago)

Could you most likely demo it with me..hmm..

Rachel Hawthorne — 'Deception may give us what we want for the present, but it will always take it away in the end.'

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