Blind Item

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Poem: Tagalog · Categories: Erotic · Tags:
Date: July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)


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Hoy, alam nyo ba si ano tsaka si kwan mag ano na
At si pogi at maganda hiwalay na pala
Mga tsismis at chika na minsan nakakatawa
Nasa iyo na kung ika'y maniniwala

Blind item: Si guy daw jutay
Nag doggy sila ni girl di umabot sa puday
Kaya si kuya nagpatsupa na lang
Si ateh napilitan isubo, natinga lang

Hahahaha(commercial, natawa talaga ako, relate eh)

Tapos may isa pa, si lalaki na nasa kotse
Pilit pinakapa at taltal titi niya kay ateh
Eh ga hinliliit lang pala ang kwan
Kaya si girl, ginamit dalawang daliri lang

Usapang SOP naman,
legit na usap napagkamalan
Galing daw ni ate mag oohhh at ahhhh
Kahit sumagot lang sa tawag ng pangalan niya

Naman kuya, ganun ka ba katigang
Makahalay lang, para paraan
Tapos kunwari friends friends lang
Pag nakakuha ng tyempo, ang usap dadalhin sa kahalayan

Banat naman itong aking kaibigan
Nagkwento pero halatang ako patatamaan
Nung magkita kita kasi kami minsan
Sumama si pogi na aking kaibigan
Kaya ayun, ako ang napagkaisahan
Imbes na girl, si pogi na daw ang gusto ko itanan

Biruan, lobby talk, chismis at tsikahan
Huwag seryosohin ang nababasa mong usapan
Baka magkamali ka ng pag unawa at intindi
Gaw...

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Shalrug
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Hahahahaha bilis mo otor!!šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜…

Im unique in my own way..

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layo_edad
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Natuwa lang sa blind item hahaha. Mamats G!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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hottestred69
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

mabuti na lang, hindi ako nasali sa mga blind items na yan.... whew

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layo_edad
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Isali kita sa next part hehehe..

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Bebeko
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Dapat matigil na 'yang mga kalokohan,
Ipa-ban ang pasimuno ng tsismisan!

HAHAHAHAHA

"Freedom is absolutely necessary for the progress in science and the liberal arts." - Baruch Spinoza

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arkie
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

diba ikaw pasimuno?hahaha

All you see is the bad side of me.

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Bebeko
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Wala akong alam dyan HAHAHA

"Freedom is absolutely necessary for the progress in science and the liberal arts." - Baruch Spinoza

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layo_edad
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Wag po, daming masaya pag may tsismis hahahaha.
Thanks sir Bebeko.

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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FckdUp04
July 10, 2019 (12 days ago)

Hahahahaha havey 'to master! šŸ˜‚

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layo_edad
July 10, 2019 (11 days ago)

Ingat ka baka masama ka sa next part hahaha..
Salamat pre

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