What do "women" do wrong in bed???

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Date: July 17, 2014 (4 years ago)


** topic taken from afemale website

dear ladies in your vast experience in doing the deed, what have you done wrongly in the past , in bed and how are your improvements doing?

and gents, what sablay experiences have your partners done and have they managed to upskill themselves in bed ?

fire away..
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graccubus
July 17, 2014 (4 years ago)

forgetting to wash b4 sex is a crime...

humping and grinding too hard while on top sometimes hurt

the muscles over the pubic bones.

and many more...

i should let other men air their grievances...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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MidLifeCrisis
July 17, 2014 (4 years ago)

And so do guys, you should never forget to wash up before pushing us to your crotch.

I remember one hot afternoon more than a decade ago, my guy just came home from work.  We were cuddling in bed and things got steamy. I went down on him and was so eager to give him head.  I unzipped his jeans, freed his cock from his briefs, held it and started licking its head.   Muntik akong masuka! I had to stop and tell him "uyyy, maghugas ka muna. Di ko kaya ang amoy."

Simula nun naging joke na namin ang linyang "maghugas ka muna" before doing the deed especially when it was the same scenario :)

And.I.Care.Not.

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graccubus
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

in my own vocabulary... i call it...

"smegmaphobia"

and if you fainted because of the odor...

you were hit by "smegmatism"

if you carry smegmatism everyday you now have a...

"smegmatic personality"

and so on... and so forth...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

No, it was not just smegma (had to look it up from urban dict, thanks for that new word, graccubus ;))... It really smelled yucky! Ewwww!

And.I.Care.Not.

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Bebeko
July 17, 2014 (4 years ago)

Whenever i suggest a new deed. At first, may sablay until ma-master na. Moaning and screaming sometimes got out of hand sometimes but hey, i learned to love it eventually.

Good job!

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Not telling the guy I was not enjoying what he always asked me to do --- Yan ang isang pagkakamali ko noong araw.  Kahit pagod na kakataas-baba (in a woman on top position) pero tinitiis ko kasi nahihiya akong magreklamo dati.  Kahit nangangawit na panga ko kakasubo hindi ko sinasabi at hindi ako titigil hangga't hindi sinabi ni ex na tama na or hanggang sa labasan sya.  

Napaka-submissive ko dati.  Kahit di naman ako nag-eenjoy talaga pero kunyari umuungol na akala mo'y nasarapan.

Until I had that one breaking moment na naranasan ko ang sarap ng orgasm while nakakandong. It paved the way to a lot of things carnal sa buhay ko ;)

Ngayon alam ko na kung anong gusto ko at sinasabi ko na yan sa guy. Mahirap na masayang ang pawis at ungol kung di naman tayo nasasarapan talaga :)

Dati din di ko alam paano ang tamang pag-bj at paano pasasarapin ang pagdila down there.Kaya nag-search kung paano gawin ang tama coupled with coaxing from the guy. I believe now marunong na ako ;). I guess :)

And.I.Care.Not.

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graccubus
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

whew! sounds to me like a valedictory-graduation speech...

anyway, congratulations!

[you know, mlc, one profiteering mind could pick this lines and
build up one article.... then you find it landing in say, FHM?]

captcha: zanier

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

:D graccubus, ano kaya magiging title ng article na yon? "Confession of a Submissive Turned Dominatrix" or "Coming out of my shell" or "The Orgasm that Broke my Cocoon" :D

Pero seriously, alam ko madami nakarelate sa pinagdaanan ko na 'yan.  Nature kasi ng babae ang tahimik lang eh pagdating sa kama. Takot masabihang manyak kapag nagdedemand ano ang gusto.  Naalala ko tuloy ang story story ni Pp.

And.I.Care.Not.

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

* latest story

And.I.Care.Not.

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somebodyuused2know
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Gusto ko yung 3rd sis hehe, cocoon talaga. From a caterpillar to a beautiful butterfly spreading her legs err wings to fly high up in the heavens of shattering climax. Lol.

Kanina pa to captcha mo huh: Shotes daw! Shots o shoots? Baka shut? :-D

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Sis wala kasi akong ibang maisip eh :D

Sabi ni captcha kasi kelangang may i-so-shoot kapag naka legs wide open na ;)

And.I.Care.Not.

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graccubus
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

i think a simple "orgasm 101" will do...

many men are still conservative when it comes to sex...maybe

they are afraid being outscored in orgasms...

but, some women [fyi] can utterly say 'ok,hit me at the back'

or 'let's try the chair...' or 'you're too strong on the clit, it's uncomfortable.'

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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teaSe.mE.eXe
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

pwede pod "Confession of a Submissive Turned into a Total Maniac"...joke!!!

Inang naging birhen muli

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Turned into a nympho para mas maganda pakinggan :P

And.I.Care.Not.

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teaSe.mE.eXe
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

ganun?hala nuh?hahahaha...oh my gosh ka talaga hon...pwede patudlo nimo unsaon na?


*captcha=hunkie (lol)

Inang naging birhen muli

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MidLifeCrisis
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Hahaha! Wehhhh! Panahon na ksi para madeviginize ka for the 2nd time, hon ;) baka mag menopause ka nalang di mo maranasan ang totoong orgasm =))

Peaceeee alegeyterr! labyah ;)

Sino ba ang hunk na captcha na yan? Yong ka cyber mo kaninang kano? :P

And.I.Care.Not.

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antoinette
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

moaning too loudly, nasisira daw concentration niya lalo na pag nagbibilang pala to! (toinks)

underestimating the size of dick when giving him a bj.

saying yes to sex when you are not really into it.

i wanna run to you... ohhhh

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Fiction-Factory
July 18, 2014 (4 years ago)

Misis: Caution! Do not enter!
FF: Restricted area??
Misis: This door must be kept close!
FF: Please do not block the driveway!
Misis: Intel inside. Keep off! RED ALERT!

Yan! Yan ang sablay moment ko! Papainitin ka tapos may bisita pala! HMP!
Bwahaha

To be honest, i'm a liar. ♥♞♬♂⚄☜†∇

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somebodyuused2know
July 19, 2014 (4 years ago)

Bakit Sir FF di ka kumakain ng dinuguan? Ahaha, adik na naman ako.

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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