Traffic Lights

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Date: January 21, 2016 (2 years ago)


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Walang magawa ang mag kasintahan kaya nakaisip ng kalokohan ang binata.

"Babe, maglaro tayo. Kunwari ambulansya ang kamay ko, patatakbuhin ko sya sa hita mo. Pag gusto mo syang patigilin sabihin mo lang "traffic lights", hehe."..., nakangising paliwanag ng lalaki.

"Ok, babe!".., payag naman agad ang dalaga.

Dumantay ang kamay ng binata sa tuhod ng nobya at humimas paakyat sa hita. Pabalik-balik ang paghimas niya sa hita ng babae.

Nang maramdamang natatangay na ang nobya, inakyat pa ng binata ang kamay hanggang sa may singit ng babae.

"Traffic lights, traffic lights!".., sigaw ng dalaga.

Pero hindi huminto ang kamay ng binata. Nasalat na niya ang gilid ng panty ng nobya.

"Babe, sabi ko traffic lights!".., muling sabi ng babae dahil hindi huminto ang kamay ng nobyo.

"Emergency ito, babe. Hindi humihinto ang ambulansya sa traffic lights pag emergency!"
:))

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Dahil nasasarapan, hinayaan nalang ng babae ang nobyo. Hanggang sa masalat na nito ang pagkababae ng nobya.

May nakapa ang binata na mainit-init na katas sa bungad ng puki ng nobya.

Tiningnan niya ang kamay at nakita ang mapulang likido.

"Babe, may dugo!"

""Baka may na-aksidente dyan. K...

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lexine00
January 21, 2016 (2 years ago)

BUHAHAHA, dapak laptrip!

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layo_edad
January 21, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hoy, seryoso kaya yung kwento, bwahahaha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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fat_dope
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahaha.. Nice one.. Hahaha..

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Salamat at napatawa kita, sir fat_dope P)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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MidLifeCrisis
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahahaha! Syetteee! Yan kasi ayaw magpreno, naabutan tuloy ang aksidente.

And.I.Care.Not.

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ayaw papigil sa panggigigil, yan tuloy, hehe.
Thanks, Mids :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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wickd.witz
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January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha ! Beset this ! Takte ka talaga LE ! Dami mo alam ! Bwahahahahahaha !

THE FACT THAT THERE IS A HIGHWAY TO HELL BUT ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS.

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Nyahahaha, ganyan talaga pag SC na pareng wickd.witz, daming stored knowledge na pwede ng ipagtatapon dahil nabubulok lang, hehe.
Salamat, pre :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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ChardCute
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

hahaha.. nice one sir.. kala ko ma kaka iskor kana sa dalaga eh.. hindi pala.. na ambulansya na ng tuluyan nyahaha..

One way to forget about PAIN is to do something you will be in, completely..

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Thank you, CC :)
Gusto kasing umi-score, butata tuloy, hehe.

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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dennismagtulis25
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

teka beating the red lights ah, buti di nahuli ng mmda? :D

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Emergency daw, sir dennis. Kailangang lumusot, hehe.
Yun nga lang naduguan, bwahahaha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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dennismagtulis25
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

matry nga din tong laro na to. teka hanap muna ako ng pasahero,,anyone?? hahaha

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antoinette
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

ayan alam na ang sasabihin pag di pupwede.  traffic lights! traffic lights!

i wanna run to you... ohhhh

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Haha, bagong code pag meron :)
salamat sa pagbasa, antoinette..

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Pusanggala
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

speaking of LE's true experience hahahahah

lupit ng captcha: myotic hahaha parang Biology class lang

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layo_edad
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Tol PG, di ako kumakain ng dinuguan, bwahaha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Pusanggala
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

tol iba naman yung pagkain ng "dinuguan" sa pagkapa ng daluyan.....

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Mr.M
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

'langya akala ko na kung ano ba yan na ginagawa habang nasa kalsada....

ISO certified DOM and ATC(Ako'y Talagang Cute!)

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Layla-L.
January 22, 2016 (2 years ago)

Aminin mo na (true to life story mo to ano?)
Ahahhay, maitanong nga.

Cogito, ergo, sum.

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layo_edad
January 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

No comment, Klasmeyt hehe :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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safari
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January 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

Natawa ko dito :D true to life nga ba LE?

Call me a curse or just call me blessed. If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.

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layo_edad
January 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hindi po, safari. wag kang maniwala kay Klasmeyt, hahaha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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YankumiOh
January 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Kape!

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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layo_edad
January 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

Potpot! Bwhahaha!!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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YankumiOh
January 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahahaha san ulit?

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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Tikboytigasin
January 31, 2016 (2 years ago)

Haha,  nice one :)

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