The Curious Case Of The Missing Dick

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Date: November 16, 2015 (2 years ago)


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One day I woke up and found my dick was missing.

I looked for it in my wife's pussy, its not there!

So, I stand and look for it in my men's magazine for I might have left it in the pages, where my movie star crush was spreading eagle, its not there!

I went in the laundry room and look at the soiled panties of my sisters in-law, still not there!

Finally, I went to the maids room and look for it in Inday's cunt, not there, either!

I'm losing hope, when suddenly. I hear the sound of a sizzling pan full of oil.

Alas, its my dick, about to jump at boiling pan of oil!

"Wait, dick! Don't jump, I need you!", I said.

My dick look at me and said in teary sadness.

"Yes, you needed me for your lust. But you always put me at a dark, wet and smelly hole. Then you make me puke with your thick semen. Or let Inday bite me. Or rub me against messy panties. I don't want none of that no more. I wanna die!"

"Please, dick. I love you. I wont do that to you again. I promise."

My dick believes me. We are again reunited.

But on the night, dick woke up in a dark, wet and smelly hole again and...

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Layla-L.
November 16, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hhahhhahh. Titigil rin yan. One day. It won't wake up at all. Be patient. It will happen to you.

Cogito, ergo, sum.

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layo_edad
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Wag ganun, klasmeyt. Matagal pa siguro yan, matikas pa si manoy, bwahahaha

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Layla-L.
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Ay sorry, secret ba? Kala ko common knowledge. Hahhha. Naalala ko lang a nag-complain ka baka magka-arthritis daliri mo. Bwuahhhahh.

Cogito, ergo, sum.

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starst1949
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Spreadeagle or spreadeagling..

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layo_edad
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Nalilito rin ako sir starst14949 kung ano ang tama, hehe

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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starst1949
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Spreadeagle is correct

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Mr.M
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Yaaaaan....Sabi sa iyo,learn to love and take care of yours.Manahin mo kung paano ko alagaan si Peydrow ko.Buti hindi kinupkop ni Inday?

ISO certified DOM and ATC(Ako'y Talagang Cute!)

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layo_edad
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Inaalagaan ko naman sya, sir M. I feed him everyday kaya, hehehe

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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shobe.sheen
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahaha after all you and your beloved have been through, that is how you repay him? Haha nice one. Made me laugh. :))

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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layo_edad
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Salamat maam Shobe :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Fiction-Factory
November 17, 2015 (2 years ago)

Wonderful. Napasilip ako sa baba, baka kako nawawala. Hahaha May moral lesson ha.

To be honest, i'm a liar. ♥♞♬♂⚄☜†∇

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layo_edad
November 18, 2015 (2 years ago)

Katakot nga kung talagang natatanggal sya, hahaha.
Thanks, sir Fic-Fac :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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