Divided by Two Plus One

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Date: February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)


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Them girls always ask about our shoe sizes. Bakit?

Kasi daw kayang malaman ang "size" natin dahil dun. At may nakapagsabi sakin na ang formula ay.., Shoe size/2 + 1 = Penis size.

ie - 8/2 = 4 + 1 = 5 inches

Sinubukan kong ipagtanggol ang sarili ko(size 7 lang ako, BTW). Sabi ko, hindi sya applicable sa lahat. Paano na si Shaquille o'Neal.., size 23 sya (23/2 = 11.5 + 1 = 12.5 inches, wtf!).
Then yung mga may polio(namimilosopo na lang ako kesa mapahiyang maliit, hehe).

Nakita ng isang girl friend ko ang paa ko. Ang cute daw, pangbabae, sabay sabing...., ANG LIIT, hihihi!(I know what that sarcastic tone means. Gr...

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quiescent_phantom1982
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hindi ako naniniwala jan... 🙅

Asi es la vida...

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ako din QP, di ako naniniwala.  Sa akin lang, there is a half inch or so difference. Kung plus or minus.., yun ang di ko ipapa-alam hahaha :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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quiescent_phantom1982
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Alam kong minus yan. And baka di lang half inch difference. Hahaha! Peace tayo LE! ✌

Asi es la vida...

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Waaaaah, wag mo namang ibisto, QP! :P

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Trixxie_Belle2
February 26, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hulaan ko?

When an Angel drops her wings.... Heaven is not far behind.

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Anaxarette
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

bwahahhaha

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Tinawanan lang ako :(
Thank you, poreber...

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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sincereLIAR
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Narinig ko na din yan LE. Sablay sa dalawang jowabels six footer at ke haba haba ng paa  pero hangkyut ng ano nila...

Parang mas accurate pa ang hinlalaki ng sa kamay.

Patingin nga ng hinlalaki mo :p

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Napatingin tuloy ako sa hinlalaki ko.., ayaw kong ipakita, hahaha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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sincereLIAR
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Naview ko na hintuturo  at hinlalato mo more or less parang nakita ko na rin ang COCk mo :P diba magkasama tayo sa clan dati :P

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Sige nga, give me a wild guess..., ano size ko?

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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sincereLIAR
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

I think para syang yung wiz tower lvl 6 hahaha (sareh adik lang sa COCk) :p

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hmmm, malapit nga dun SL, hehe.
Wag mo ng sabihin.., alam ko naman adik ka sa COCk :P

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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sexymom07
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ha ha ha ha naalala ko tuloy yung topic na yan....

Im a sweet person n sincere to be ur real friends....

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Naalala mo ba, sexymom07. Kalimutan mo na please! Hahaha :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Calooh09
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

I criticize your work!! =))

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Alam ko kung bakit Prexy :-D
Magka-size lang tayo ng paa, hehe..

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Calooh09
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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YankumiOh
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

K

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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YankumiOh
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Layo age, I am expecting "to see is to believe", buti wala, nakakaumay eh. Hahahaha hayerp! Talagang may ipinaglalaban ka tol! :-) Nanay oh, si M! Hahaha

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Pag may katwiran, ipaglaban ko! Hahaha...
Nanay ko yun, ako kakampihan nun :-P

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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YankumiOh
February 25, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ikaw nga kakampihan eh pero bakit sinabi niya ang lihim  mo na isa kang M? heheehehehe kakampihan ka kayak page sinabi ko Na...hahahahaah

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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wickd.witz
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February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Malaki sapatos ko. Maliit titi ko. Nuff said ! Bwahahaha !

THE FACT THAT THERE IS A HIGHWAY TO HELL BUT ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS.

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Alam ko pare proud ka sa 1 incher mo, hehe. Lumaki lang naman ng bahagya ang akin...., haft inch or so, bwahahaha :))

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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D4RKZ3R0
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Eh di gifted pala si McDonalds.. Hahahaha

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layo_edad
February 23, 2016 (2 years ago)

Oo nga 'no? At malaki pa yung dulo ng paa nya. Di kaya higante din ang ulo nung ano nya?
Hmmmm, hehe...

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Mr.M
February 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

Vice,tinanong ko na yankay Sexy Doktora ko matapos namin mag physical sexamination sa clinic niya doon sa ospital."Ang pinoy basically pag averaged height e de 5 o 6 lang,pero ang pinagkaiba nito sa ibang lahi e mabilis itong magrecover kumpara sa mas malaki,mahaba at mataba.Wag kang mag alala kung medyo maliit e kung mataba naman e sasayad pa rin sa gilid nang aming ari.Don't let it affect your sexual confidence as long as it can satisfy your bed partner(s)then there's nothing else to be concerned and just be your all naked self." E di ayun nag rebance si Peydrow ulit sa kaniyang mga nasabi sa akin.

ISO certified DOM and ATC(Ako'y Talagang Cute!)

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layo_edad
February 25, 2016 (2 years ago)

Sir M, hindi naman ako concerned or anything. Im proud of my "little boy" and what it can do, hehe.
Mukhang masarap mag physical sexamination si Sexy Doktora ah? Makapagpa- schedule nga sa kanya :)
Thanks, sir M..

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Mr.M
February 25, 2016 (2 years ago)

Vice....personalan at hindi trabaho na yung physical sexamination niya.Yan si VICE may kompiyansa sa kaniyang kargada!

ISO certified DOM and ATC(Ako'y Talagang Cute!)

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safari
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February 24, 2016 (2 years ago)

dami ko tawa dito LE :D haahaha.. patingin nga kung di totoo? :P

Call me a curse or just call me blessed. If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.

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layo_edad
February 25, 2016 (2 years ago)

Saf, yoko nga pakita. May magnifying glass ka ba? Hahaha :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Trofeo45
February 26, 2016 (2 years ago)

5.5 here haha!! nung 16 ako  5 inches lang. ngayon humaba ng konte.

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sp1ke
March 6, 2016 (2 years ago)

not true. :)

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April 13, 2016 (2 years ago)

This cute...lol

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User Not Found
August 8, 2016 (2 years ago)

Size doesn't matter, performance does ☺

Ako'y para kay Alejandro

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