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A Diva's Confession: It's A Little Bit Funny

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Confession: Taglish · Categories: One Night Stand · Tags: , ,
Date: July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)


Wala akong maisip na title ng confession eh. Yan na lang since comedy naman ang dating ng confession ko.

There was this one time I agreedto meet with a guy sa Jollibee Kalentong. I lived in Bacood at that time and he lived in San Juan so meeting in Kalentong was perfect for us. I knew something was already off when I saw him and noted that I was about 2 inches taller than him. My height is average at 5 feet and 2 inches. So that would make him around 5 inches tall give or take. It's a good thing that I don't wear heels.

Anyway, so we walked all the way to his apartment, which was mga 2-3 blocks din from Kalentong. When we reached his place and immediately after locking the door, he immediately grabbed me and kissed me sa leeg.

"Oh my.. Ang bango mo.. Kanina pa ako tinitigasan sa pabango mo," he said.

"Wait.. Wait muna.." I said. I was actually having second thoughts at that time about sleeping with him. I just had this bad feeling that things weren't going to turn out okay. But he paid no heed and just continued kissing me, this time sa lips - sloppy kisses and wet ones. I don't like sloppy kisses. Before I knew it, he pushed me to his bed and pumaibabaw agad sya sakin, still kissing my lips, cheeks, neck, shoulders. "I am horny for you," sambit nya.

"We're still dressed. Wait lang, let me take my clothes off." Sabi ko sa kanya. "No need. Pwede na to," sagot naman nia sakin.

I was wearing a skirt at that time so it was easy for him to take off my black panties. Nililis nia lang palda ko. I thought he was going to finger me first or play with my clit to make me hornier and wetter pero he started undoing his belt and then his pants. He just pushed his pants way down his knees and then did the same thing with his boxers.

"Oh my," I said in my mind when I saw his cock and I watched him put on a condom. Are my eyes deceiving me?? Sinlaki lang ata ng pinkie (little finger) ko! I didn't have much experience with guys at that time and he was probably the fourth guy I have seen naked waist down.

His manhood, or should I say littlemanhood is jutting out ready for the fight of its life.

To be honest, I was disappointed. I didn't think I'd be having it that small! Parang yung purefoods cocktail lang sya. And I wondered tuloy siguro if di sya fully aroused it would look like a button! Ang sama-sama ko, ano? Pero that's what was really going throug...

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July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahaha! Amftt! Naalala mo ang gadaliri encounter ni sisj dito :D

I once had an encounter with a gadaliri guy but di ko alam din ano feeling kasi hindi naipasok nang dahil sa argument about wearing condoms.  Ayaw ko ng condom, sya naman ayaw ng bareback kasi parang cheating daw sa gf nya un.... Abahh kung ayaw edi wag kaya ang ending lumabas kami ng motel and ended up somewhere sa Malate nag-inuman :)

It’s okay if you don’t like me. I was not born to impress you.

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somebodyuused2know
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Tanginang kapal ng muka, so pag may rubber di cheating yun??? Sarap sampalin! Luka-luka ka nakipag-inuman ka pa, hahaha, ibang klase ka talaga.

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahaha sisss ok lang yon naging friend ko din naman sya... Mabait naman yon kahit papano... Ayaw lang ata mabahiran ng tamod ko ang titi nya baka amuyin ng gf at mag-react: "Di akin ang amoy na yan ah!" :D

Those were the days, sis ;)

It’s okay if you don’t like me. I was not born to impress you.

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Okay din logic nya ah. Condom = Not exactly cheating. I had a guy friend who claimed he wasn't exactly cheating sa girlfriend nya just because he's getting his prick sucked by other girls. Kakaiba din mag-isip yung mga guys na yan. Tsk. Tsk.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Uu nga ewan ko dun... Pero buti na din yon at baka di rin ako mag-enjoy kasi maliit eh ;)

It’s okay if you don’t like me. I was not born to impress you.

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coolestblue69
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahaha. May mga guys lang talaga na ganyan. Super confident pero di nila alam na palyadong palyado sila.
But really, its a very funny story without the guy knowing. And the way you describe him, im sure, magyayabang pa yun sa mga kaibigan niya about the whole thing. Hahahahahaha.
Laugh trip Dropdeaddiva. Hahahahaha.

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

You know what's crazy though, Mr. Coolestblue? I saw the guy on TV a year or so later after our "encounter." He was in a TV commercial.

But you're probably right. Magyayabang yun sa mga friends nya. Thanks for reading. Good to know napatawa kita today. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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daffodil
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahaha omy. Purefoods cocktail? Ouch. Hahahahaha teka ikaw ba nagbayad miss DDd? :)) wow, hanga na talaga ako sau. I love you na talaga. Very noble. Bigyan ng jaket!:))

And guys, Yes, size really does matter.:D

"I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter" -Paulo Coelho

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Haha. Love you too, Daff. I am not lying. Purefoods cocktail talaga. My little finger is cocktail-size length-wise ha. Parang ganun lang.

It was a funny experience but it's something I hope won't happen again. At least not to me. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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daffodil
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Baka nakisilong siya sa waiting shed ng nagbigay ng biyaya ang Diyos.. Wala tuloy natira sa kanya hahahah. Bato bato sa langit, tamaan nawa'y magalit!

"I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter" -Paulo Coelho

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dropdeaddiva
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

Haha.. Sana yung matamaan ay yung gadaliring t*t* nya at nang ito ay magalit at magkaroon ng silbi. :D

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahahahaha part2 na po author. Sana maipasok na yan. :)))

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Naku... Ayoko ng part 2 sa kanya. Wag na lang. Kay B.O.B. na lang ako. Haha.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Tira lang ng tira hanggang di na sshoot. Hahaha :) B.O.B who? Haha di ako maka-relate. =.='

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Battery Operated Boyfriend = BOB

Hahaha! Ayan. Pinakilala ko na si BOB sayo.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Ay pota. Hahaha. Apir author, ang cute ng nickname ng bf mo ah. Pero mas bet ko si Cocktail guy, he deserve a 2nd chance! :P

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Napatawa ako ng malakas. Parang ang lutong ng "ay pota" mo ha. Hahaha... Bet na bet mo talaga si Cocktail guy ha. :D

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahaha wala ee. Gulat kasi ako. :P Sa part2 turo mo na sa kanya yun butas. Kawawa naman..

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Kailangan nya ata ng signboard or GPS or homing device. Haha! Ang bad ko. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Dapat yun katulad sa airport. Hahaha sure na landing nun. Whahaha :)) Part2! Part2! #Onemorechance

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Kulit ni Sir Ray-Ban. Wag na mag-part 2. Next! Hahaha..

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Ray-Ban
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahaha I tried my best. Sorry Mr. Cocktail Guy, kung tiga fss ka man.

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Oh I hope he isn't on this site. Hahaha. That would be soooo awkward!

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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somebodyuused2know
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Syet sis hahahaha mamatay yata ako sa kabag dito!

Galit na si kuya sa chat di ko masagot busy kakatawa dito. Amft!

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Ikwento mo na lang kay Kuya sis.. Para matawa din sya. :)

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klasmeyt_2014
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahah.. may ganun pala!!!!!

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Mr.M
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Reminds me of the Clinton Lewinski scandal.When Bill went public and claims he was'nt engaging sexual intercourse with a whitehouse staff.Since when did felatio ever became not sex?

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

So true. It's still an act of sex whether or not both lips are involved.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

As defined nga...Anything that causes physical pleasure in the intimate areas of a person caused by another person,or even an object which stimulates it is sexual in nature.Anything else then it's an act of abomination.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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Samantha
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

And that "littlemanhood is jutting out ready for the fight of its life"  lakas ng tawa ko dito..hahaha fight for his life tlga.. Lolz

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

And the fight only lasted a few minutes. Haha. :D

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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MAGNIFICO
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

. . .and the pinkie dick was enraged. He mustered all his courage and prepared the fight of his life. With his two sidekick balls he was brandishing his lil' head and asserted his intention to fight. And was almost heard screaming. . . .

"attack!  attack! attackkkkkkk!" (in chipmunk's voice).

spewed a few times. . .and the fight was over in 59 seconds.

. . .sige ibuka mo . . .at didilaan ko.

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inang.grasya
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Waaaah gulong ako sa katatawa DDD. Napatanong tuloy anak ko kung ano pinagtatawanan ko.

Susme! Ok lang sana kahit ala cocktail hotdog kung marunong magforeplay man para makabawi sa kakulangan ng size nya. Buti na gifted naging fafa ko. Wag sana makaencounter ng gadaliring insensitive. Baka masipa ko pa sya. Lol

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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dropdeaddiva
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Thank you for reading Inang. Masaya ako at napatawa ko kayo sa post ko. Okay lang yung gadaliri kung babawi naman siya sa foreplay. Pero yung tipong gadaliri na nga, ubod pa ng yabang at no effort sa foreplay, naku wag na lang. Di ba? Thank you very much. Next guy please!

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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lourdes_42
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

sa picture pa lang,alam na hahahahahahaha

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dropdeaddiva
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

Na-gets agad ni Ms. Lourdes. Haha.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Bebeko
July 5, 2014 (8 years ago)

Pwede ilagay sa top list ng most amusing sex story hahaha. I remember a "gadalire" story na almost the same experience. Next time siguro ask na agad ang cock size para di madisappoint hahaha

"You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time." - Prof. Richard Feynman

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dropdeaddiva
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

Sana mga may ganun Sir Bebe. Top list ng amusing true sex stories, saka most erotic. That's something to be considered for the site in the future. :)

I think it'd be awkward for some girls to ask the guy firsthand. But I guess if you both met virtually, then it wouldn't hurt to ask for a cock pic. Pero pwede rin kasing madaya yun eh. Nasa angle and lighting.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

Does SIZE matter?Wha!ha!ha!ha!It hurts when one's equiptment was'nt given the right amount of everything needed.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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dropdeaddiva
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

There are pluses with a longer cock versus a smaller one. I think nasa technique lang naman yun eh. The size is not much of an issue but the consistency is (wait... tama ba term ko? feel free to correct me if I am wrong ha.) It's hard vs limp.

I knew of a guy with a nearly 7-inch tool. Very impressive. But it was limp.

And there's this guy with a small cock but it get's really, really rock hard.

A good cock is hard to find. But a HARD COCK? Now that's even better. The possibilities are endless. - DDD

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Mr.M
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

I knew a female doctor her specialty was a sex therapist.According to her it takes a while for male genitals in being erect.While still young it does have virility but as 1 ages expect it to be depleted in everything of purpose.It's not only how or of when,it's the quality it gives every time it's needed.

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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Boy_Bastos12
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

...enangkupo, anlapit natin! Tagabacood ako! Sayang kung ako n lng sana nameet mo, ikaw ang icocktail purefoods ko! Hihihi!...

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dropdeaddiva
July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

BoyBastos, I actually know where you live. Haha.

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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Fiction-Factory
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

Wakokok kahit singaling mo pa si John Travolta bumira...i don't think so! Whahaha

To be honest, i'm a liar. ♥♞♬♂⚄☜†∇

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pilyangpasaway
July 6, 2014 (8 years ago)

hahaha hahahaha.... hindi ko ako makasalitype hahahaha ang kulit lang wala mang lang foreplay pero hahahaha sakit din tyan ko kakatawa....

You never know how Strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

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arona
July 8, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hahahahaha wlang thrill kpag maliit lng ,,,,,

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na-kiki-basa
July 8, 2014 (8 years ago)

I almost dropped dead smiling, di ba?..It is a little bit funny, this feeling OUTSIDE..there goes the song.. The most devastating question a woman could ask to a man is.. IS IT IN?.. Buti nalang I was never asked of that question..eheheh.. Pero one thing I can deduce from this story is.. dropdeaddiva is so POLITE.. but VERY polite in such a way that the man with that "childhood" asked a confirmation kung magaling ba sya.. The second inference is THIGH palang patay na patay na si childhood.. The other appropriate title to this is SHORTCOMING.. Short na wala pang cuming..

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dropdeaddiva
July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

Damn my being polite. I should've put the guy in his place. Haha.

But all kidding aside, I don't want to hurt his feelings. No matter how selfish or how mayabang he is. I think what got me through the whole situation was the funny side of it. If I was really, really horny and that happened to me, I might not have been so forgiving. :)

Let there be pleasure on earth and let it begin with me.

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July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

nyahaha.. dami ko tawa mga one hundred.. naku ha di nga ata marunong un.. liit na kulang pa sa pakiramdam.. yabang ba.. nyahaha hello pinkie kamo..

hello mga sis.. missyou all

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somebodyuused2know
July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

Kaw ba yan ganda? Kung ikaw nga super misyu na. :-(

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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July 11, 2014 (8 years ago)

hello ate missyou.. kaung lahat.. so much.. ahaha.. grabe

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jason_the_jackal
July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

Aha, nahuli ko si Na. :-)

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July 11, 2014 (8 years ago)

hello boss :)

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July 11, 2014 (8 years ago)

naalala ko lng ulet kaya napadaan.. dahil sa pagod at katamaran nag ulam ako de lata, hello cocktail.. ahahaha..

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jason_the_jackal
July 11, 2014 (8 years ago)

O, kumpleto na ang tropa. Kape na lang ang wala. Si DDD and Sam ang Sponsor. Nasa Cagayan pa ako, pagbaba ko, kape-kape. Langya pala ang Aparri, rinig na rinig ko ang tilaok ng manok sa Taiwan. :-)

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somebodyuused2know
July 12, 2014 (8 years ago)

Hehe daya, may utang ka pa sa king isang tasa. Anong ginagawa mo sa Aparri? Gusto ko sa Batanes.

Na, kelan ka pa dito, so tama ang isip ko Jace when you mentioned user's name na nag-introduce sayo dito sa site.

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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antoinette
July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

So funny ddd... i read it twice.... bka puro nice girls nakafuck nun at walang naglakas loob sabihan sya.

i wanna run to you... ohhhh

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July 9, 2014 (8 years ago)

whahahahahahaha...taena this...tanggal ang lasheng ko ah..hanep...nag hahanap ako story pang paantok eh..tapos ito..?gulong much ako sa kakatawa eh...maling butas..?pinkie..?coktail..?7th heaven..?namimilipit...?nyahahahaha...dami ko tawa..di ako maka move on....ahahahahaha....lagya alis talaga lasheng ko....


most memorable experience ba to DDD..? :D

Anything worth having for is worth waiting for.., even it takes a lifetime.

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ratholeph
July 15, 2014 (8 years ago)

ngayon ko lang nabasa ito....lolz nawala antok ko haha...this is more than stupidity ... hayz if the guy doesn't have the length he should at least have a "head" to know things....hahaha! sad este funny story...

"A thinker, A non-sense talker and A worker" - The SubConscious of a RAT

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hardware21
July 18, 2014 (8 years ago)

ha ha ha!!! Good story!!! ... glad to be back again here in FSS...

very hard.... be ware

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zhane
August 12, 2014 (8 years ago)

kumsya yung condom?

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libog_na
April 23, 2018 (4 years ago)

Haha.. the commercial he was in, was it for Vienna Sausage?  :D

"No one ever leaves you as they found you"

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