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Lame Slime Excuse (Lsex)

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Confession: True Story, Tagalog · Categories: Mature, Romance · Tags: , ,
Date: November 22, 2021 (14 days ago)


So hi...Today I have the pleasure to share the follow-up encounter with my low-voiced-oozing-sex-appeal-co-associate.

This happened after our first encounter (confession re: Sadness to Soft Moans) in SOGO with my co- associate. For the purpose of this confession let's just call her Jane Doe.

One morning me and Jane have a separate meeting to attend in Pampanga with clients. So I went there with Manong Rex (not his real name of course), the driver of my client since they made an arrangement to fetch me back and forth in Manila. While Jane used her super tinted car (bat kaya super tinted noh? haha). My meeting started around 10am and after the meeting the client was super generous enough to treat me with lunch (the best yung bringhe).

So nung ihahatid nako, I just said to Manong Rex na I will stay muna in Pampanga since I am not busy naman during that time. That time I thought of buying pasalubong for Jane since she's a fan of "kakanin". That was the time that I texted her what's her fave kakanin?. (pa-thoughtful daw ako kuno). She replied only after an hour, sabi "kahit anu, gusto ko kasi malagkit"..

When I read that text akala ko she's acting naughty but she's not kasi the next text was "pero no need to buy me one kasi I am here in Pampanga and my meeting is on-going. I'll just buy later". Serious ang text but I was delighted to know that she's also in Pampanga.

I replied "pwede makisabay kasi I have no car going back to manila" .

Right after sinabihan ko na agad si Mang Rex "Mang Rex wag mo nako ihatid, ok nako". Haha.

And then nagreply si Jane "Wag Ka Nga, andito ka nga Pampanga? San Mismo? Seryoso Ba?"
I replied and send her via messenger with a photo of in one of the big malls in Pampanga. Sabi ko "kailangan ko ba hawak ng today's newspaper and make that image as exhibit?". Pagkatapos she called me. Nag-usap kami what time ako uuwi and if kaya ko antayin sya eh makisakay na daw ako.. As expected na gusto kong mangyari. Pero akala ko may driver sya kaso nung dumating sa mall kung san ako nag-stay wala pala. (Note: I said puntahan ko sya but she refused and since sya daw may sasakyan eh sya nalang daw pupunta sa mall since malpit na sa Xpressway yun)

Nung paals na kami sabi ko ako na magdrive, kasi siempre dapat gentleman pa rin..Pero sabi "No!, I will drive, it's my car". Antaray talaga. Haha..But May follow-up statement ako pagkasabi nya yun I said "Sige na nga ikaw na magkambyo, basta dahan dahan lang ah". (with a smirk). Dahil dito grabeng tawa nya..as in Malakas na tawa at napasampal sa balikat ko.. hahaha..ako din napatawa.
Sabi nya "siraulo ka talaga,,".

So heto na, sabi ko ako na bahala sa snacks at yun nga pumayag sya bili kami sa isa sa mga fastfood sa xpressway southbound. Burger, Fries and Soda. After going back to the car, sinubuan ko sya ng fries, pero tinignan ako ng masama, "anu yan? May kamay ako" sabi.

Sumagot ako, "mahirap na magdadrive ka tapos kakain habang drive, eh dudukot ka ng fries, baka mapano pa tayo" (the term ko, dudukot, haha). By that we both agreed kain na lng kami sa car. Sa parking ito. Fortunately, may katabi kaming delivery van sa parking, we stayed inside the car, naka-idle ang car and AC is on. While eating humingi sya ng soda ko with sundae, same straw that I am using. Guess what??? Tinigasan ako agad.haha
Bilang ganti humingi ako ng burger nya, akala ko susungitan ako pero pumayag, na kahit alam kong walang pickles sinabi ko " grabe inubos mo yung pickles yun gusto ko eh".

Jane: Anu kaba walang pickles to.
Me: Weh, inubos mol ng, ayan nginunguya mo.
Jane: Kahit halungkatin mo sa bunganga ko.
Me: Pwede? Wag Ako.
Jane: Game?
Me: Nganga ka konte.
Jane: Wag mo gamitin kamay mo ah.
Me: (Immediately, used my mouth and using my tongue kinuha ko what's inside h...

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Bebeko
November 22, 2021 (14 days ago)

Nice one. Maybe there's more next time.

"Freedom is absolutely necessary for the progress in science and the liberal arts." - Baruch Spinoza

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Mr.M
November 23, 2021 (13 days ago)

Interesting and unique👍

Minsan na namatay pero muli nabuhay

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