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Living My Life As A Sigma Male - Self-improvement

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Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags: , , ,
Date: November 19, 2022 (13 days ago)


Everyone wants a supercar but not everyone can get it. Most male wants to increase their body count but not all can even get more than one. The problem lies in the fact that their main goal is to fuck every girl they laid their eyes on. That is not even a possibility even for an alpha male.

Gusto mong maging hot item sa mga babae? Then do something.

This is my basic routine every day from high school days up to now.

It's been a routine of mine to stretch for three minutes or so after waking up. I started that even before I hit puberty. Medyo late bloomer ako. Nag-karoon ako ng bulbol when I was 14. At that time nasa "average" na ang size ng aking "happy stick". I am also 5'7 at that time.

I also do pushup after na bumangon sa kama. This is a routine for me kaya normal ko na itong ginagawa even up to this day. I do 10 reps of normal pushups, tapos 10 reps of diamond pushups, and 10 wide pushups. After shaking my arms and legs, I do inclined pushups hanggang hindi ko na kayanin.

I follow this practice not only for aesthetic reasons but rather to feel good.

I then do the normal routine ng karamihan. Diretso sa cr para mag-bawas ng timbang.

I go to the kitchen and then prepare my concoction. Lemon-water lang. Half a lemon and a glass of water. I gargle with water first then drink my lemon water. Mumog ulit ng tubig just to remove the excess acid left by the lemon water. Balik sa banyo and gargle ng mouthwash for a minute or two, then brush ng ngipin. Now, there is a divided opinion on what to do first. Brush teeth then mouthwash, or vice-versa.

My dentist told me the latter is way superior. Even Ethel, who passed her dental licensure exam, also agrees. The reason behind this is, toothpaste has more fluoride than mouthwash. Kaya you will just wash out the fluoride kapag na-una kang mag-toothbrush. Oh, I also don't gargle after brushing my teeth. I just spit out the excess. Again, so as not the washed out the fluoride.

Note: Having good oral hygiene will give you leverage in having a relationship, sexual man o romantic. Having a clean and healthy mouth is a must. Having a healthy set of teeth also helps to have a good facial structure. A good smile. A fresh breath. Di ba ang sarap kahalikan kapag mabango ang bunganga? Hence, this is MUST self-improvement. Seriously guys. Dentists are your friend. It's better to visit them 2 times a year than to suffer your whole life because of bad oral hygiene.

Hilamos ng mukha. Basa ng buhok. I take my bath before I go to sleep. I seldom shower in the morning unless I am sweaty.

Ready na ang uniform ko kasi I always ironed them on Sunday. Saturday is laundry day.

Before, when my nanay Mel is still active to prepare my breakfast, I love eating breakfast. Pero nang wala nang naka-handang almusal, I just cook them myself and then eventually skip it. But from time to time, I do eat breakfast lalo na nang lagi ko ng kasama si Ber sa umaga.

I remember some of my classmates in high school. Lagi silang naka-postura. Sing-tigas ng alambre ang buhok dahil puno ng gel. There's nothing wrong with it. At least they are doing something to make them look good. This is a basic mindset. Doing something for you to look good and not just rely on your genes just to be attractive to the opposite sex.

I am not one of the guys who spend too much time in front of the mirror. As long as walang dumi ang aking mukha. Walang eye boogers, labas na agad ako ng bahay.

I played basketball and volleyball in high school. Kapag mag-kasama kami ni Ber, tennis or badminton ang laro namin. Dahil sa lagi akong mag-isa sa bahay kaya't lagi akong sinasama ng aking best-friend. Not that I don't want to stay inside my house kaya lang talagang magaling mag-salita ang aking pinsan kaya't sumasang-ayon na lang ako.

Being healthy is one way to make you look and feel good. Exercise. Eating right. Get quality sleep.

And talking about tennis, I will tell you about the first time na nakaranas ako ng handjob and eventually, blowjob.

When we are playing tennis sa Athletic bowl ni Ber. May naka-sabay kaming dalawang babaeng college student. Ber, being himself, approached the two girls. After some minute, nag-lalaro na kami ng tennis. That demonstrates Ber's skill in approaching women. Ako? I didn't even notice them hahaha.

Anyway, we played for an hour. Double and mixed doubles. Wala akong alam na may bet na pala si Ber at si Chloe. Si Danica ang isang babae. Chloe is gorgeous and flirty. Danica is pretty with great booty but is kind of a snob.

Ber and I were sophomores high school then. The two girls are graduating college students. We are taller than them kaya akala nila college students din kami. I am 5'9 and Ber was already 5'11 at that time. We also have broad shoulders kaya mature ang looks namin.

After beating the two girls in doubles, kina-usap ako ni Ber na mag-patalo sa mix-double. I am partnered with Chloe kaya alam ko na ang gusto ng pinsan kong manyak. For sure the bet is about sex. Knowing Ber, he wants to bang the gorgeous Chloe after the game.

Ok lang ako. I'm not competitive with other people. I only compete with myself kaya no problem sa akin.

After naming matalo, I expected Chloe to get angry with me pero hindi. She's a bit disappointed but still happy.

We take the girls sa isang fast-food chain para maka-kain sandali. We talked about things that by and by led to sex. They never even asked about our age pero alam kong may sagot na si Ber dito kung sakali mang tanungin kami ng mga babae.

Noong mag-punta kami ni Ber sa cr, tinawagan niya ang isa naming classmate kung nasa bahay ito. Ito yung isa naming classmate na pina-pahiram ang kanilang garahe as long as it is Sunday night up to Friday afternoon.

Mag-kapatid sila na naka-tira sa may Brookside. May 2 car garage sila pero parallel parking. Every weekdays wala ang kanilang kotse dahil gamit ng nanay nila na nag-tatrabaho sa Pangasinan. Every Friday night umuwi ang nanay nila and Sunday afternoon ay uma-alis din.

Pumayag naman ang aming classmate dahil wala naman sila sa bahay. No, we are not allowed inside the house. Sa garahe lang kami. May duplicate na susi si Ber sa gate. I don't know how he got it, pero si Ber pa?

After naming kumain, nasa kotse na ni Ber si Chloe at ako ang nag-drive ng kotse ni Chloe. Kasama ko sa sasakyan si Danica. Tahimik lang akong nagda-drive. And Danica, being a snob, was also silent. Tahimik ang kotse maliban sa country song na tumutugtog sa radyo. I like country songs.

After naming ma-iparada ang sasakyan, I closed the gate behind us. Before akong sumakay ulit ng kotse, nakita ko na si Chloe na naka-upo kay Ber sa backseat ng kotse. Wala na ring damit at nakikipag-laplapan na sa pinsan ko. I'm not surprise, though.

Mas nagulat pa ako ng makita ko si Danica na naka-taas ang mga paa sa dashboard at kinukuskos ang clit niya habang pinapanuod ang dalawa. Dahil ang kotse namin ay nasa likuran ng kotse ni Ber ay kitang-kita ang ginagawa ng dalawa.

Taas-baba ang katawan ni Chloe habang nasa dibdib niya ang ulo ng aking pinsan.

Inilabas ko ang aking cellphone at nag-laro ng Sudoku. Naramdaman ko na lang ang kamay ni Danica sa aking hita. Tumingin ako sa kanya at kitang-kita ko ang libog sa kanyang mga mata. Ang kaninang snob na dalaga, ngayon ay akala mong manyak sa ginagawa niyang pag-kiskis sa kanyang tinggil.

Danica: Sabayan mo akong mag-masturbate.

Me: Why don't you join them?

Danica: Virgin pa ako.

Me: Weh?

Danica: Gago! Virgin pa talaga ako.

Me: Patingin nga.

Danica: Sira ulo.

Tumigil si Danica sa kanyang ginagawa at umayos ng upo.

Danica: Okay. Virgin pa ako pero tsumu-tsupa ako.

I gave her a questionable look.

Danica: What's with that look?

Me: Virgin ka pero cock sucker ka?

Danica: Oo. I love sucking cock. Pero hindi pa ako napapasok.

Me: Bakit?

Danica: My mom.

Me: I don't even want to know.

Danica: Good. So, sabayan mo akong mag-masturbate?

Me: No.

Danica: Why?

Me: Why not?

Danica: You are so stubborn!

Me: No, I'm not. I just don't like to follow what you want. Go rub yourself, for all I care.

Bumalik ako sa pag-lalaro sa aking cellphone.

Danica: What if I blow you? I am really good at it.

Me: I don't care.

Danica: Are you gay? Ah! "bassit?".

Tumingin ako sa kanya. Hindi naman ako apektado. I'm just studying her face. Kung binibiro lang ba ako o nag-tatan...

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November 20, 2022 (12 days ago)

haha naol boss 😁😁

a man with a plan ⚙️

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