Shymalandi

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Research Part 8 - Buwis Buhay, Adrenaline, Lust-driven Sexual Position

Submitted by on May 28, 2019 (29 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags: , ,

Be it a thing of the past, nagawa mo na minsan or favorite orgasm position mo or fantasy/pangarap pa lang...

Ano ang sexual position na gusto mo na papasok sa mga category na buwis buhay, unimaginable na malamang dala lang ng bugso ng damdamin or adrenaline rush na sabi nila o di kaya ay dala ng libog?

To give you some inspiration, check out this link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/sex-dating/nation/dangerous-advanced-sex-positions-with-pictures

kung di ka naman mahilig magbasa, here are some examples of what i think has dome danger to it and needs extra flexibility and balance by the doers of the act...
...wheelbarrow
...helicopter
...missionary on a gym ball
...full penetration while the woman is on head stand
...for mature men: carrying the full weight of a woman and roughly pumping by repeated pounding of her body to yours

even i cant imagine doing any of these in the future....
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Research Part 7 - Top 5 Na Gusto Mo Makadate One On One Sa FSS

Submitted by on May 14, 2019 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Non-Erotic · Tags:

Buhayin lang ang topic na naipost na ni mlc nung 2014, anax nung 2015 at ayeen nung 2016.

1. Sino ang top5 na gusto mo makadate 1on1 na taga FSS? and bakit.

2. San mo sya dadalhin if ever pumayag sya makipagdate sayo? movie, coffee, dinner, lunch, breakfast, park etc

3. Anong klaseng date ang ineexpect mo - friendly date, getting to know you date, landian date, harutan date, manyakan date etc?

my answers: hahaha ang hirap mag-isip kung sino mga di ko pa nameet hahaha

1. starst1949 eversince nagkaexchange kami ng mahahabang PMs. i miss you po by the way. kamusta ang writing na huli natin napagusapan. it'll be a breakfast date sa fave mcdo branch nya. kuya date and we'll talk more of what we've been discussing pero in person na

2. coolestblue69 kahit ba deadma na nya talaga ako. sarap ibalik ng usapang food experiments. the date will be a foodie date, food crawl sa Davao. yes! ako ang dadayo kasi miss ko na ang Davao....
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Research Part 6 - Underwear

Submitted by on May 12, 2019 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: English · Categories: Erotic · Tags: ,

for blues and purples...

1. What is your favorite underwear? Favorite material for it?

2. Do you have different types for different occasions?

3. What would you wear in your fantasy?

my answers:
- bikinis and boylegs; cotton, satin, silk, lace and someone reminded me of seamless microfiber ones
- i've bikinis, boylegs, t-backs/thongs, granny panties hahaha
- either a side tied knickers or something with a hole so the panty need not be removed while doing the deed (crotchless underwear)...
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Don't Be A Stranger

Submitted by on November 5, 2018 (7 months ago)
Posted in Blog: English · Categories: Non-Erotic · Tags:

these are random thoughts for my chatmate for a couple of months...

...It has been weeks since we had our last "normal" chat. I'm sorry. I miss you.

...It's probably due to the formed habit or the feelings that developed in time that make me miss you everyday. It was a good thing that you taught me a lot in those 5 months, specially the last few days we talked. Thank you for making me stand again, stronger this time that I can focus on work even when I am missing you.

...I have made and broken promises before and in the last weeks that you have not replied to my messages.I mean every word I said...at least at the time I wrote them down...just didn't have the guts to keep it - not to leave you messages, not visit your accounts for updates at least for me to see your profile photo

...You may still be irritated or annoyed at my out-of-place kakulitan or I'm just assuming things again...but why dont you want to talk to me anymore?

...I...
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Research Part 5 - Facesitting

Submitted by on October 23, 2018 (8 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags:

Hello again Gals and Guys,

On our next topic, we will discuss facesitting.

Have you ever experienced a guy sitting on the face of a gal?

What is your most favorite position among the listed options?
a. female sitting on the face of a male cowgirl style or
b. female sitting on the face of a male reverse cowgirl style or
c. male sitting on face of a female "cowboy" style (somewhat similar to the photo) or
d. male sitting on the face of a female reverse "cowboy" style

meron bang cowboy style? hahaha

I was able to experience A,B and C. I was most comfortable with A and missing it a lot. I dont know if id be looking forward to experiencing D

Kayo? Would be intrested to hear your story...
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Research Part 4 - 69

Submitted by on October 15, 2018 (8 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags:

What for you is the best postion doing 69?

a. Man on top
b. Woman on top
c. Nakahiga kayo pareho patagilid
d. Standing 69
e. Other ways to do 69 : please elaborate and tell us how

Usually di ko gusto ang 69 kasi naiilang ako at hindi makapagfocus sa pag-bj dahil sa sarap na nararamdaman ko habang may kumakain ng puki ko. Pero sa mga naexperience ko, pinaka nagustuhan ko yung C-nakahigang pareho nakatagilid. Fantasy ko pa din ang standing 69 kaya ewan if malampasan nun yung naramdaman ko doing C....
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Vince and Diane - Last part

Submitted by on July 25, 2018 (11 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

Hi! Sorry sa tagal ng ending. Binago ko na ito mula sa dating ending. Sana hindi ko kayo nabigo sa ending hahaha

Lumipas ang mga buwan na walang balita mula kay Vince. On the 6th month na wala syang balita ang binali na ni Diane ang kanyang pangakong hindi magtetext. Hindi man nya gusto makipaghiwalay sa text lang ay nagpadala sya ng msg nang pamamaalam at pagtapos ng 3kanilang relasyon. Feeling nya kasi ay nangangapa sya sa dilim kung ano na ang kondisyon ng relasyon nila. Dagdag pa dito ang inis sa pagpayag nyang huminto ang mundo nya para lang antayin ang nobyong hindi man lamang sya maalala.

A few days after, may text msg na gumising sa kanyang araw ng bakasyon. Mag alas 10 na ng umaga nung mabasa nya ang msg ni Vince.

"Nasan ka? Meet kita sa mall kung san tayo una nagkita. Kasama ko si Eric mamaya para makalabas ako ng hindi magdududa si Rizza. Meet tayo kahit sandali lang. Kinapos ako ng pera panghulog sa motor. Alam mo naman ang gastos sa mga bat...
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What If... Part 5

Submitted by on July 25, 2018 (11 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

Voltaire's POV

"We are now on the single people's most dreaded segment of the wedding reception program. Hihihi....The bouquet and garter toss!"

Spiel ng emcee sa kasal ng kaibigang si Jack. Unang kasal na inattendan ni Voltaire ngayong taon at Valentine's day pa! Last year ay abay sya sa apat na asal, this time ay Best Man ang role nya. Masaya sya para sa kaibigan pero naiirita syang makita na ang lambing ng dalawa sa isa't isa. Ang sabi ng barkada ay nagiging Mr. Scrooge na sya at malamang ay tatandang binata.

Habang nakapila at nagaantay ng instructions ay nag-aalaskahan silang mga single pa sa barkada at kaopisina nila.

"Bakit ba kasi di mo pa balikan ang puppy love mo Voltaire." Wika ni Gerry.

"Ano nga ba name nya? Sya yung nasulot nung naging bestfriend mo nung college diba? Naging sila less than a year mong lumipad para mag-aral dito." Hirit naman ni Dante.

"Si Claire! Kaya nga di yan makauwi uwi ng Pilipinas. Nun...
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What If... Part 4

Submitted by on July 22, 2018 (11 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

I called Jerry and checked on the activities to be accomplished this morning before the presentation. The final report for a recently concluded project and the recommended phase 2 of the project.

Pagdating ko sa office, my team went beyond my expectations. There was a buffet of different muffins and free flowing coffee at a corner of the conference room. Our clients were commenting on the warm welcome and even our VP gave me a thumbs-up even if I came in 15 mins late.

The meeting lasted for hours that we even extended beyond lunch time. Though we got the approval for the second phase, umaasim na mga mukha nila sa gutom nang kumatok si Michelle.

"Beshie, may catering set-up sa labas. Sa lobby ko na pina-ayus kasi seryoso kayo. E sabi ni Jerry patapos na at pirmahan na lang ng contract kaya inabisuhan na kita. Pwede na kayo kumain."

"Ate Besh, sino nag-order ng foods? Akala ko ba nagtitipid ang madam sa budget? Lahat pa favorite food ko. Sicili...
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What If... Part 3

Submitted by on July 14, 2018 (11 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

"Claire, umamin ka nga. May hindi pa ba akong alam na boylet mo Beshie?"

"Ang kulit mo Michelle ha. Kanina ka pa sa office. Di ko na naubos yung Jolly Spaghetti ko dahil sa kawalang ganang kulit mo."

"Kasi naman Besh, parang may secret ka talagang boylet. Ayan o! Tulala ka na naman. Parang yung tulala moments mo morning after ng paglalasing mo for months nung namatay si Renz."

"Ewan sayo. Gabi na. Kung wala ka balak matulog, ako meron at maaga kami bukas sa office ng team ko."

Mahaba man ang nguso ay lumabas na ng kwarto ko si Michelle.

Even naman ako ay nababagabag na sino sya. Bakit nga ba parang may missing link. Sino ang mystery sender ko ng flowers? Why do I feel na we have something special at hindi lang sya isa sa mga mayabang manligaw na guy?

I woke up in a different room. It was lined with blue wall paper. May vanity table sa isang side, may work table sa isang corner covered ng isang divider full of books. May...
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