Shymalandi

Joined: March 24, 2017 (1 year old)
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Don't love me 'cause I'm beautiful (kapal muks lang)Love me 'cause I'm crazy!
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Don't Be A Stranger

Submitted by on November 5, 2018 (11 days ago)
Posted in Blog: English · Categories: Non-Erotic · Tags:

these are random thoughts for my chatmate for a couple of months...

...It has been weeks since we had our last "normal" chat. I'm sorry. I miss you.

...It's probably due to the formed habit or the feelings that developed in time that make me miss you everyday. It was a good thing that you taught me a lot in those 5 months, specially the last few days we talked. Thank you for making me stand again, stronger this time that I can focus on work even when I am missing you.

...I have made and broken promises before and in the last weeks that you have not replied to my messages.I mean every word I said...at least at the time I wrote them down...just didn't have the guts to keep it - not to leave you messages, not visit your accounts for updates at least for me to see your profile photo

...You may still be irritated or annoyed at my out-of-place kakulitan or I'm just assuming things again...but why dont you want to talk to me anymore?

...I...
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Research Part 5 - Facesitting

Submitted by on October 23, 2018 (24 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags:

Hello again Gals and Guys,

On our next topic, we will discuss facesitting.

Have you ever experienced a guy sitting on the face of a gal?

What is your most favorite position among the listed options?
a. female sitting on the face of a male cowgirl style or
b. female sitting on the face of a male reverse cowgirl style or
c. male sitting on face of a female "cowboy" style (somewhat similar to the photo) or
d. male sitting on the face of a female reverse "cowboy" style

meron bang cowboy style? hahaha

I was able to experience A,B and C. I was most comfortable with A and missing it a lot. I dont know if id be looking forward to experiencing D

Kayo? Would be intrested to hear your story...
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Research Part 4 - 69

Submitted by on October 15, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags:

What for you is the best postion doing 69?

a. Man on top
b. Woman on top
c. Nakahiga kayo pareho patagilid
d. Standing 69
e. Other ways to do 69 : please elaborate and tell us how

Usually di ko gusto ang 69 kasi naiilang ako at hindi makapagfocus sa pag-bj dahil sa sarap na nararamdaman ko habang may kumakain ng puki ko. Pero sa mga naexperience ko, pinaka nagustuhan ko yung C-nakahigang pareho nakatagilid. Fantasy ko pa din ang standing 69 kaya ewan if malampasan nun yung naramdaman ko doing C....
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Vince and Diane - Last part

Submitted by on July 25, 2018 (3 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

Hi! Sorry sa tagal ng ending. Binago ko na ito mula sa dating ending. Sana hindi ko kayo nabigo sa ending hahaha

Lumipas ang mga buwan na walang balita mula kay Vince. On the 6th month na wala syang balita ang binali na ni Diane ang kanyang pangakong hindi magtetext. Hindi man nya gusto makipaghiwalay sa text lang ay nagpadala sya ng msg nang pamamaalam at pagtapos ng 3kanilang relasyon. Feeling nya kasi ay nangangapa sya sa dilim kung ano na ang kondisyon ng relasyon nila. Dagdag pa dito ang inis sa pagpayag nyang huminto ang mundo nya para lang antayin ang nobyong hindi man lamang sya maalala.

A few days after, may text msg na gumising sa kanyang araw ng bakasyon. Mag alas 10 na ng umaga nung mabasa nya ang msg ni Vince.

"Nasan ka? Meet kita sa mall kung san tayo una nagkita. Kasama ko si Eric mamaya para makalabas ako ng hindi magdududa si Rizza. Meet tayo kahit sandali lang. Kinapos ako ng pera panghulog sa motor. Alam mo naman ang gastos sa mga bat...
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What if... Part 5

Submitted by on July 25, 2018 (3 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

Voltaire's POV

"We are now on the single people's most dreaded segment of the wedding reception program. Hihihi....The bouquet and garter toss!"

Spiel ng emcee sa kasal ng kaibigang si Jack. Unang kasal na inattendan ni Voltaire ngayong taon at Valentine's day pa! Last year ay abay sya sa apat na asal, this time ay Best Man ang role nya. Masaya sya para sa kaibigan pero naiirita syang makita na ang lambing ng dalawa sa isa't isa. Ang sabi ng barkada ay nagiging Mr. Scrooge na sya at malamang ay tatandang binata.

Habang nakapila at nagaantay ng instructions ay nag-aalaskahan silang mga single pa sa barkada at kaopisina nila.

"Bakit ba kasi di mo pa balikan ang puppy love mo Voltaire." Wika ni Gerry.

"Ano nga ba name nya? Sya yung nasulot nung naging bestfriend mo nung college diba? Naging sila less than a year mong lumipad para mag-aral dito." Hirit naman ni Dante.

"Si Claire! Kaya nga di yan makauwi uwi ng Pilipinas. Nun...
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What if... Part 4

Submitted by on July 22, 2018 (3 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

I called Jerry and checked on the activities to be accomplished this morning before the presentation. The final report for a recently concluded project and the recommended phase 2 of the project.

Pagdating ko sa office, my team went beyond my expectations. There was a buffet of different muffins and free flowing coffee at a corner of the conference room. Our clients were commenting on the warm welcome and even our VP gave me a thumbs-up even if I came in 15 mins late.

The meeting lasted for hours that we even extended beyond lunch time. Though we got the approval for the second phase, umaasim na mga mukha nila sa gutom nang kumatok si Michelle.

"Beshie, may catering set-up sa labas. Sa lobby ko na pina-ayus kasi seryoso kayo. E sabi ni Jerry patapos na at pirmahan na lang ng contract kaya inabisuhan na kita. Pwede na kayo kumain."

"Ate Besh, sino nag-order ng foods? Akala ko ba nagtitipid ang madam sa budget? Lahat pa favorite food ko. Sicili...
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What if... Part 3

Submitted by on July 14, 2018 (4 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

"Claire, umamin ka nga. May hindi pa ba akong alam na boylet mo Beshie?"

"Ang kulit mo Michelle ha. Kanina ka pa sa office. Di ko na naubos yung Jolly Spaghetti ko dahil sa kawalang ganang kulit mo."

"Kasi naman Besh, parang may secret ka talagang boylet. Ayan o! Tulala ka na naman. Parang yung tulala moments mo morning after ng paglalasing mo for months nung namatay si Renz."

"Ewan sayo. Gabi na. Kung wala ka balak matulog, ako meron at maaga kami bukas sa office ng team ko."

Mahaba man ang nguso ay lumabas na ng kwarto ko si Michelle.

Even naman ako ay nababagabag na sino sya. Bakit nga ba parang may missing link. Sino ang mystery sender ko ng flowers? Why do I feel na we have something special at hindi lang sya isa sa mga mayabang manligaw na guy?

I woke up in a different room. It was lined with blue wall paper. May vanity table sa isang side, may work table sa isang corner covered ng isang divider full of books. May...
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What if... Part 2

Submitted by on July 11, 2018 (4 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish · Categories: Romance · Tags: ,

May 9 sa opisina lagpas alas onse at nagiisip na kaming magkakadepartment saan kakain ng lunch ng magring ang telepono sa lamesa ko.

"Claire, punta ka dito sa reception at may delivery for you". Receptionist naming si Michelle.

"Beshie, sanay ka naman tumanggap ng delivery for me...anong bago? San pala tayo maglunch?"

"Ay! Iba ito. Parang kadugtong nung last month dali na!!!! Mas importante ito sa lunch at baka mabusog ka na agad."

Ibinaba ko na lang ang telepono at naglakad papunta ng reception. May lalaking may hawak ng mahabang kahon ng bulaklak na nakangiti sa akin. Ipinakita nya ang laman ng box at nanghina ang aking tuhod. It was my ultimate dream ligaw flower...3 long stemmed peach tulips na iba iba ang maturity...isang full bloom, isang kakaopen lang at isang tikom pa. After makita ang aking pagkagulat ay lalo napangiti ang lalaki sa aking harapan.

"Ms. Claire, papirma po dito."

Pinirmahan ko ang form at iniabot...
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What if...

Submitted by on July 9, 2018 (4 months ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Tagalog · Categories: Romance · Tags: , ,

Dear Claire,

"What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like - love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I will have the courage to seize it. And, Claire, if you didn't, I hope one day that you will.

All my love,
Juliet

-Letters to Juliet, 2010-

"Oo na! Sige na! Naduwag ako e! Ang tanga tanga ko talaga!!!"

"Oist Claire! Tumigil ka nga dyan! Taon taon na lang tuwing dumadating ang April 9 lakas ng trip mong panuorin yang sine na yan tap...
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Research Part 2 - Australian Kiss

Submitted by on July 6, 2018 (4 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish · Categories: Erotic · Tags: , , , ,

Now for the girls' inputs naman.

Para may guide ang guys how we like it and not how they think we like it. Share nyo sa commentspara if di pa na-experience ng ibang ladies ay pwede irequest sa partner nila.

How do you like to be kissed down there?
What are some of your favorite moves or the most memorable experience/s so far?

Though slow trail kissing from thigh to the external lips before being in are highly appreciated as part of foreplay...the following 3 are my top most faves:

- tongue fuck - yung pinatulis at pinatigas na dilang ipapasok tapos biglang lalapad at gagalaw sa loob na parang nangangalabit at inaabot lahat ng pwede tamaang parte na pwede tikman

- clit suck - yung tipong bumibilis na paghinga mo sa sarap ng paglaro ng dila nya around the clit tapos bigla sisipsipin yung clit mo na parang lalagyan ng kissmark sa pagkavacuum kasabay pa ng paghila nya dito

- sabay g-spot and clit stimutation - finger to...
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