Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: love, heart, Valentine, singles
Hey everyone! Happy Valentine's day! I am excited to celebrate it with my self. Lol Seriously thou, it's for everyone. Who cares? It's one of my fave occassions, more than my birthday in fact. :-)
So to those who do not have someone to spend this day with, I hope you'll find this blog helpful.
1. Wake up with a bang! Nope, not in a sexual way thou! Just be happy that at least you still got another chance to wake up, on a vday, for that matter. Cheers! Take a selfie?
2. Go to work. I know that it fell on a Sunday, but I understand that some, still work on this day. Greet everyone and start scratching out entries from your "to do list". Easy! Think that you are blessed enough to have a work. A lot of people are unemployed these days. :-)
3. Stay at home or go out if it's your day off. Cook good food for your family and spend quality time with them or go out and shove yourself to every cramped up area all over the metro. Indulge!
4. Send out greetings! Spread the love! :-) Self explanatory.
5. Buy yourself flowers, chocolates or whatever.Hindi mo kailangan mainggit, bumili ka! Hahaha so what? I bought a ring for myself, pina engrave ko pa ang pangalan ko. Lol Hindi nga lang balentyms noon. My point being, it's not lame to buy something for yourself. Think about shopping!
Most importantly GO TO CHURCH. Not to pray for someone whom you can spend the vday with, next year, but to w...
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: masturbation, Valentine
Ang Valentine's Day ay ipinagdiriwang ng napakaraming bansa kahit hindi ito isang public holiday. Ilang araw pa lang bago ito sumapit ay abala na ang ilan sa pagpaplano kung saan ito ipagdiriwang. Ang mga motel sa buong Pilipinas ay tiyak na punuan na simula ngayong gabi hanggang akinse ng Pebrero. Kung bakit ay hulaan nyo na lang.
Gusto kong ibahagi ang isang balita na nabasa ko noon na naganap diumano sa Portland, Oregon, USA. Ang hindi ko masiguro ay kung may katotohanan nga ba ito o wala. Narito ang ilang bahagi:
'Valentine's Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack.
Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day.'
This maybe a joke dahil paano natantya ang bilang kung patay na ang jakulero? Hanep din ang nag-autopsy, ano? Hindi kaya expert din sa masturbation hahaha. Anyway, joke man ito o hindi ay malaking problema ang depression na tumatama sa ilang tao kapag walang ka-Valentine. Kabilang ka ba dito?
Paalala lang na huwag masyadong dibdibin. Tiyaga na lamang sa paghahanap at paghihintay. Kung hindi naman darating ay meron pang next year. Isipin mo na lang muna na mas masarap ang single para gumaan ang pakiram...