Writings about penis (7)
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Titan Gel

Submitted by on October 26, 2016 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , ,

Sino na nakagamit ng titan gel dito?

ano epekto sa inyo?...


Submitted by on June 6, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Phallophobia (Fear of a Penis) - is the morbid and irrational fear of penises. This does not refer to those people, both men and women (more so women), who are just “turned off” by the thought of a penis, but rather those who are legitimately afraid of them.

Phallophobia is a condition where the sufferer experiences extreme terror with the thought of or exposure to a penis. Even a mere photograph or mention of one may “set them off”.

Symptoms of Phallophobia

General symptoms of Phallophobia, however, include a lack of sexual desire, extreme terror when faced with these type of situations, and general anxiety or feeling uncomfortable. Entering a sexual situation, or even just the mention of it or penises, could cause these feelings.

Ano naman kaya ang tawag sa namimiss ang etits at gustong humawak o sumubo nito? 

Sabi nga ni Fairybuntot, "Juice colored!!!"



Lunch Break

Submitted by on June 30, 2014 (2 years ago)
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish | Categories: Group Sex | Tags: , , ,


"Mr.M pls meet me at my office."
Oh shit!Ano nanaman ang nagawa ko?Katatapos lang nang home room class subject namin at lunch time na.Gutom na ako ma'mm bakit hindi mo na lang ako kausapin after kong kumain nang tanghalian.
"Yes ma'mm" sabay kamot ulo.
"Naku M,mukhang may atraso ka nanaman ata?"
"Pre,ano nanaman yan?"
Mga tanong at pang asar muka sa mga kaklase ko.
"Hay naku M bilisan mo na at alam mo naman si ma'mm..."
Yeah!yeah! some help you all are.
Dali dali akong sumunod sa aking home teacher.Hindi naman siya bad trip really as a person kaya lang e simula nang maging homeroom subject teacher ko siya noong college ako e tila pinag iinitan na niya ako.
Mabilis siyang naglalakad papunta sa kaniyang opisina sa ground floor.Doon sa aming college siya ang Dean.
"Ms!ms!hintay po ma'mm..."
Pero tuloy tuloy lang siya naglalakad as if hindi ako naririnig sa pag tawag sa kaniya.Umabot na siya sa kaniyang opisina,pumasok sa pintuan at isinara.Paabot na ako sa pintuan nang muli bumukas ang pintuan.
Ang secretary niya,sa di sinasadya ay nahaplos ko ang suso.Kaaagad kong inatras ang sarili ko,nahihiya at namumutla sa aksidenteng di ko sinasadya.Nagulat ang dalaga at nagpamewang naka simangot sa akin.
Kamot ulo ako pero nangyari na nga so ituloy ko na ang pakay ko.
"Miss,pinapapunta ako ni Dean sa kaniyang office..."
"Get in!"
Kaagad ak...

Penis Song

Submitted by on June 25, 2014 (2 years ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Erotic | Tags: ,


Ladies ONLY: What is the size of your partner's penis when erect? or the largest youve seen? Please be honest.

Submitted by on December 6, 2013 (2 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: ,

Ladies ONLY: What is the size of your partner's penis when erect? or the largest youve seen? Please be honest.Ladies ONLY: What is the size of your partner's penis when erect? or the largest youve seen? Please be honest. panu niyo sinukat? at accurate kaya?
anyway, this is your time, let us know gano ba talaga ka botchog ang 
pututoy ng mga pinoy!!!

wot wot!!!!


lets hear it from the girls/ladies LANG!
mga men/boys/kids watch mode muna tayo hhahaha

OT: for me? "its not the size of the boat that's important baby...its the motion in the ocean...!" lol...

she's got it...

Submitted by on October 20, 2013 (3 years ago)
Posted in Confession: True Story, Taglish | Categories: Romance | Tags: , ,


everybody... listen here...

i found the girl of my dreams...

it just happened...

i was eating alone...in hmmm, ---bee? or was it ---nald?

there was a girl,... the table beside me...

she asked "sir, may i know what time is it?"

i look at my watch, without looking at her...

but, i should look back as a sign of respect...

while giving the answer... it's  10 to 9... my god, she's beautiful... no make up...

no eyeliners... just a little eyebags.. untrimmred brows but perfectly-shaped...

fine skin... broad shoulders...a little wavy hair across the collar bones...

medium sized tits...i imagined it just fitting my hands...

"thank you sir!"....and oh my...she's carrying really cute dimples!

second thoughts came pouring in...

maybes he walks...horribly...maybe she's got bad posture...

maybe she doesn't stand straight...

then, she got up...looks like she's going to the restroom...

my god, she's tall...she's got a gyrating hips... she could be a model! or something...

she's got a perfect posture...up and stright...and a treasure of booty!

but wait... she went to the men's room!!!

she's got penis too!?

anyway while your reading this...

i got her bag... i rode a bus then, my hand searched the valuables...cp, credit card......

Sexual positions for baby-making

Submitted by on April 19, 2012 (4 years ago)
Posted in Tip: English | Categories: Tip | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Sexual positions for baby-makingAre some sexual positions better than others for conception?

Sadly, no scientific studies have been carried out in this area. However, magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) of couples having sex in different positions have shed some light on what's going on inside when you're doing the deed.

Common sense suggests that the "missionary position" (man on top) is one of the best ways to make babies because it allows the deepest penetration and so places sperm right next to the opening of your womb. The other position that may improve your chances (in case you get bored!) is entry from behind, either lying down or with the woman on all fours; this should also deposit sperm right next to your cervix.

The MRI studies have indeed shown that the tip of the penis reaches the recesses between the cervix and walls of the vagina in both of these positions. The missionary position ensures the penis reaches the recess at the front of the cervix (anterior) and the rear entry position reaches the recess at back of the cervix (posterior). So this limited evidence supports what common sense tells us; it's just amazing what some scientists spend their time doing, isn't it!

What are the worst sexual positions for conception?

Some experts recommend you avoid having sex while sitting, standing or with the woman on top. These positions defy gravity and may make it harder for the sperm to swim up towards...