Posted in Poem: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: jeepney, mga tula ni beano, dyipni, pasahero, kundoktor
Ang isinigaw ng kundoktor ay "tatlo pa,"
Akala mo totoo kaya sumakay ka;
Kumaway sya na dalawa pa sa kaliwa,
Pero hindi naman gumagalaw ang iba.
Nagsumiksik ka sa maliit na espasyo,
Na sakto lang sa isang pisngi ng puwet mo;
Tumingin ka sa kundoktor na tulungan ka,
Ngunit wala nang paki sayo o ano pa.
Tinanganan mi ng mahigpit ang hawakan,
Hiling mo nawa'y ang dyip ay magdahan-dahan;
Dahil baka kapag bumangking ng pakanan,
Ika'y mahulog sa 'yong kinauupuan.
Ang iyong mga binti ay nananakit na,
Malayo ka pa baka hindi mo na makaya;
At nang iyong tinignan ang iyong hilera,
Nabwisit ka lang sa iyong mga nakita:
Kaya pala nahihirapan kang umupo,
Natutulog yung hinayupak sa may dulo;
Yung babae sa kabila na nagkukwento,
At kasama nya'y katumbas ay limang tao.
Naisip mo "kung seswertehin ka nga naman,"
Kaya't iyo na itong pakakatandaan:
Ang kundoktor ay wag agad paniwalaan,
Lalong lalo na at bilangan ang usapan.
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Posted in Story: True Story, Taglish | Categories: Exhibitionist and Voyeur, Fetish, Mature | Tags: estudyante, jeepney
Way back in college days, halos araw-araw akong umuuwi nang mga bandang 8 or 9 na ng gabi. Ang sakayan ko noon ay sa Quiapo papuntang Padre Faura. Nakikitira kasi ako sa mga kamag-anak ko at sa pagsisikap malapit na akong makatapos noong may isang pangyayari talaga na tumatak sa isipan ko.
Huwebes nang gabi yun habang nag-aabang ako ng jeep ay napansin ko ang isang estudyante na nag-aabang din. Nasa 20 anyos na siguro sya na katulad ko rin na nasa 4th Year college na. Her beauty is typical but she is really hot specially in her uniform. I know that she was from one of the U-Belt universities and it is up to you to assume which University that has the hottest student suit up in their uniform.
Simula noon weakness ko rin talaga ang makakita ng isang magandang babae lalo na kapag kasing edad ko na estudyante. Panay ang sulyap ko sa kanya at hinihiling ko na sana ay pareho kami nang masasakyan. Ewan ko lang kung napapansin nya pero wala na rin akong pakialam.
After 15 minutes, at last, a jeep bound for Harrison finally approaching. It is getting late and I really move closer to the Jeepney as it is getting near. To my surprise, the hot chick also headed to the Jeepney. Ang suwerte ko talaga yun yung tumatakbo sa isip ko.
By the way, I’ll just name her as Angel although I was not able to really ask her name para madali lang tukuyin as we go on with the story.
May pagkamanyak din talaga ako minsan kaya noong pasakay na...
Posted in Confession: English | Categories: Erotic Couplings, One Night Stand | Tags: horny, dropdeaddiva, jeepney, horny ride
I was on my way home from a long shift (12-hour shifts for the third consecutive time around!) and I was really, really tired. The jeep I was in was too small, but I was way past caring because I just wanted to go home. Need I also mention that it was one of those days when a woman (and yes, this woman!) was in heat? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I was horny. I have been ignoring it for days thinking it would go away on its own but I was wrong. I had gotten past the point when cold showers no longer work as a cure, but I was too shy to call-a-friend and that damn male friend’s been getting on my nerves for days.
So I was sitting there cranky, tired, stressed, horny and waiting for the jeep to finally be on its way. I wanted to shout at the driver but didn’t want to have an Amalayer moment so I tried to keep calm. Finally, the last passenger squeezed his way in the oh-so-tight vehicle and sat directly in front of me. I didn’t see his face but noticed how he had these long legs that invaded my personal space and brushed against my bare knee skin (I was wearing a skirt at that time and he was wearing man shorts). So I chanced a look at his face and my jaw nearly dropped! Tangina! Ang gwapo nya! He had this Wendell Ramos look. He had this white polo shirt on that had been unbuttoned enough to show just a hint of chest hairs. I ogled. I had to. It wouldn’t be right if I don’t.
“Stop it! Stop it now!” I scolded my...