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What Happens During the Chat 2

Submitted by on April 2, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

I find it fun to play with words. Kaya kapag sa mga conversations, kung hindi naman kailangang seryosong-seryoso, expect me to occasionally throw some jokes out of the blue, minsan spontaneous. At kahit ako mabibigla sa sinabi ko. It happens, though. :P

Here are some of the instantaneous moments na aksidenteng nakabangga ako este aksidenteng nakapag-throw ako ng rather witty response (daw according to them). Read, enjoy, laugh and duplicate. ;)

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Me: Pwede ba akong maging number 1?
She:
Ayoko ng number 1, gusto ko only one. Pero, sorry ha? May only one na ako eh.
Me: (napaisip) Ahh, ganun ba? Kung hindi ako pwedeng maging number 1, OK lang ba kung 0.5 na lang? YOUR OTHER HALF. ;)

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Me: Open-minded ka ba?
She: Oo naman. Bakit?
Me: Yun naman pala eh. Papasok na ako ha? Apir! :))
She: Apir!

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She: I went out to buy some snacks. ang gwapo nung guy na kumakain sa kabilang table parang si Mario Maurer. Hehehe. So anyway, di ko sya napansin coz I was busy eating my half boiled egg. Nakita ko na lang sya noong pagtayo ko napatingin sya sa akin! Ay ang pogi!
Me: (Nainggit bigla, inisip sana ako na lang yung kamukha ni Mari...

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