Writings about cervix (2)
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Submitted by on August 30, 2014 (3 years ago)
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

lucky sucker

You are a lucky shit, you are,
and what you are getting at, so far?
look, if your mom and dad by chance, did not meet,
you can't be reading this, you get?

so they did meet, and went to their budding,
but what if it was accident they're actually heading?
you'd be like a semen, musterbated, doomed,
never got a chance, never a shot to the womb.

so, you're bit lucky being shot within,
you swam fast, but better swimmers easily came in,
you didn't even made it past the cervix, you're wait listed,
kept hanging helplessly, then burned by the canal's acid.

but no, obviously, like me you're lucky,
and you take it for granted, like 'twas funny,
we're just stalled like, for nine months,
but we both came out alive, milk sucker!!!

original graccubus

aug31.2014 1am...

Sexual positions for baby-making

Submitted by on April 19, 2012 (6 years ago)
Posted in Tip: English | Categories: Tip | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Sexual positions for baby-makingAre some sexual positions better than others for conception?

Sadly, no scientific studies have been carried out in this area. However, magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) of couples having sex in different positions have shed some light on what's going on inside when you're doing the deed.

Common sense suggests that the "missionary position" (man on top) is one of the best ways to make babies because it allows the deepest penetration and so places sperm right next to the opening of your womb. The other position that may improve your chances (in case you get bored!) is entry from behind, either lying down or with the woman on all fours; this should also deposit sperm right next to your cervix.

The MRI studies have indeed shown that the tip of the penis reaches the recesses between the cervix and walls of the vagina in both of these positions. The missionary position ensures the penis reaches the recess at the front of the cervix (anterior) and the rear entry position reaches the recess at back of the cervix (posterior). So this limited evidence supports what common sense tells us; it's just amazing what some scientists spend their time doing, isn't it!

What are the worst sexual positions for conception?

Some experts recommend you avoid having sex while sitting, standing or with the woman on top. These positions defy gravity and may make it harder for the sperm to swim up towards...