When My Cock Got Stuck

April 10, 2016 (7 months ago)
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Erotic | Tags: ,

When My Cock Got StuckA wickd.witz nonsense © ™ ®
March 11, 2016 | All Rights Reversed !

Was too damn dazed one night in the dark, my kidneys rumbled
Blundered and fumbled I nearly stumbled
In a dimmed alley I hurried as fast as my legs can carry
For I know all this will burst if I don't hurry.

Stepped on a cat, what a nuisance a fellow was that
For I nearly hurt myself when I slipped and fell on my butt
I peed a little and I laughed as if tickled
For I soiled myself as I felt the drops trickled.

Where that little menace went, though for a moment tranced
Stood up to regain my balance, that fall shook me up
Dizziness from earlier's drink, sets in and the surroundings danced
Braced for grasp and let out a gasp as to the ground again I dropped.

Surely now, I regained my footing, I'm so wasted who am I kidding
I laughed and continued my luck in this unlikely alley
Unzipped my zippers, let out... Read More

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The Wicked Witch of The West. Too blessed to be stressed.
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