What Happens During the Chat 2

April 2, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

I find it fun to play with words. Kaya kapag sa mga conversations, kung hindi naman kailangang seryosong-seryoso, expect me to occasionally throw some jokes out of the blue, minsan spontaneous. At kahit ako mabibigla sa sinabi ko. It happens, though. :P

Here are some of the instantaneous moments na aksidenteng nakabangga ako este aksidenteng nakapag-throw ako ng rather witty response (daw according to them). Read, enjoy, laugh and duplicate. ;)

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Me: Pwede ba akong maging number 1?
She:
Ayoko ng number 1, gusto ko only one. Pero, sorry ha? May only one na ako eh.
Me: (napaisip) Ahh, ganun ba? Kung hindi ako pwedeng maging number 1, OK lang ba kung 0.5 na lang? YOUR OTHER HALF. ;)

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Me: Open-minded ka ba?
She: Oo naman. Bakit?
Me: Yun naman pala eh. Papasok na ako ha? Apir! :))
She: Apir!

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She: I went out to buy some snacks. ang gwapo nung guy na kumakain sa kabilang table parang si Mario Maurer. Hehehe. So anyway, di ko sya napansin coz I was busy eating my half boiled egg. Nakita ko na lang sya noong pagtayo ko napatingin sya sa akin! Ay ang pogi!
Me: (Nainggit bigla, inisip sana ako na lang yung kamukha ni Mario Maurer, LOL.)

After a while...

Me: Ako kanina, while I was riding the bus, napatingin ako sa side mirror neto. Tapos nakita ko yung isang sasakyan with the driver in it, also in a hurry (walang traffic eh). Tapos nakita ko yung mukha...Nak ng putcha, ampogi! Ampogi ko talaga! HAHAHAHA. Joke. :P
She:
HAhahahahahaha! Muntik ko na mabitawan yong phone ko.

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Me:
'Di ba Physics teacher ka? Paki-explain nga why I gravitate on you. ;)
She: Kasi...kasi...dahil sa mass? Tapos ina-attract nila each other... (I can't remember exactly her response...)
Me:
So, we attract each other?
She: Sorry, mahina ang attraction eh.
Me: Let me be closer then! ;)*

*The nearer the object to each other, the stronger is the gravitational force existing between them. Basic physics... :))

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I remembered one of the Med students whom I have a huge crush with. Average beauty pero pamatay ang ngiti (grins). So, I looked into her FB pictures, and lo and behold, she was dazzling! Inspired by her looks, I later posted in FB:

Ngitian mo man ako ng buong araw, hindi ako magsasawang titigan ka.

One of my friends in FB commented:

She: Boom panes!
Me: Ngiti ka nga diyan, (insert her name). Haha.
She: smile

Me: Aww, so hindi na ako titigil sa kaka-computer sa lagay na yan? LOL.
Me: Tititig na lang ako sa screen? Hahahaha.
She: Landi mo. (insert crying due to excessive laughter emoticon)
Me: Sino'ng malandi? Hahahaha.

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Two of my friends commented on one of my status posts in FB.

She: San mo nasagap yan? (Referrring to my post...)
Me:
Sa hangin? Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. :P
She: You're the man! Hahahaha.

He: Hugot. (Still referring to my... Read More

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