Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: joke
One day I woke up and found my dick was missing.
I looked for it in my wife's pussy, its not there!
So, I stand and look for it in my men's magazine for I might have left it in the pages, where my movie star crush was spreading eagle, its not there!
I went in the laundry room and look at the soiled panties of my sisters in-law, still not there!
Finally, I went to the maids room and look for it in Inday's cunt, not there, either!
I'm losing hope, when suddenly. I hear the sound of a sizzling pan full of oil.
Alas, its my dick, about to jump at boiling pan of oil!
"Wait, dick! Don't jump, I need you!", I said.
My dick look at me and said in teary sadness.
"Yes, you needed me for your lust. But you always put me at a dark, wet and smelly hole. Then you make me puke with your thick semen. Or let Inday bite me. Or rub me against messy panties. I don't want none of that no more. I wanna die!"
"Please, dick. I love you. I wont do that to you again. I promise."
My dick believes me. We are again reunited.
But on the night, dick woke up in a dark, wet and smelly hole again and... Read More