Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: random, Point of views
Di dalawin ng antok kaya nagsulat nalang. Wala naman pumapasok na idea for a story so I came up with some random rumblings.
Bakit nga ba laging magkaiba ang Point Of Views ng babae at lalaki? When it comes to perspective, may it be in life.. love.. sex or just simple things, magkakontra o kundi man total opposite.. malayo ang diprensya. Sabi nga, Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Dyan palang, worlds apart na, literally, nasa gitna ang Earth.
To illustrate the difference, here are some jokes and analogies I gather.. feel free to comment and lets start the battle. Round 1... fight!
Groom POV vs. Bride's:
The groom is smiling while his bride is walking down the aisle. His Bestman ask him why he is so happy and this is what he said... "Im marrying the one who gave me the best blowjob ever.."
The Bride is also having a blast.. so happy that one of her Bridesmaids ask her why she is very happy that she answered with... "Why wouldn't I? I have given my last blowjob!" :))
Ang lalaki pag bibili ng sapatos, pag-uwi ang dala.., sapatos!
Ang babae pag bibili ng sapatos, pag-uwi... may bag, may bagong blouse, may make up, may hikaw, bagong gupit at manicure.. pero nalimutan ang sapatos! :))
"Hon, malapit na ko. Sabayan mo ko.. ayan na Hon. Oooohhhhhhh!" at pinuno ng tamod niya ang puki ni babae. = True!
"Sige Hon, malapit na din ako. Bilisan mo pa, ang sarap. Aaaahhh!" at naghalo ang mga katas nila sa sinapupunan ni babae. = False( bihirang magkasabay ng orgasmo ang lalaki at babae, either nauna na or hindi pa nakaraos). Bawal violent reaction hahaha. Ang importante pareho kayong nasarapan. ;)
Confident vs. Confidential:
A child ask his father about the difference between confident and confidential to which his father replied... "You are my son, Im confident about that. Now look at that kid outside, he's also my son, and that's confidential!"
Not satisfied, the poor kid ask his mother as well. To which she replied... "You are my son, Im confident about that. But I dont think you are your father's.. and thats confidential!" :))
Babae - iiyak ng isang linggo, malungkot ng dalawang buwan, masaya at tanggap na ang lahat sa ikatlong buwan.
Lalaki - makikipaglandian sa unang linggo, masaya sa kalayaan ng dalawang buwan, tsaka mararamdaman ang lungkot at pagkawala ng gf sa ikatlo hanggang isang taon. :))
Punctuations are important on how you read or understand a sentence... for example, this is how male and female understand this sentence.
"A woman without her man is nothing”
Males would read it.. "A w... Read More