potpourri (samu't-sari)

May 19, 2014 (2 years ago)
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potpourri  (samu’t- sari)

I beg your indulgence on the recollection of this old man.

folk lore? -  somebody told me a long time ago that you can estimate the length of a man’s penis and the length of the  crack in the woman’s vulva by  doing this:   make an L sign (laban sign) using your thumb and your point finger. ang haba ng hintuturo from the corner of letter L to the finger tip represent the length of one’s penis.      now, the length of the thumb from the  same point represents ang haba ng hiwa ng vulva.

my congratulations sa mga sumobra sa sukat!  My condolence sa mga kinulang!  LOL

old joke:  

1.      Long time married couple singing.

wife singing out loud: “Xanadu” (sana do) (magdo sila)

 husband singing lazily:   “Just Once”

 2.  husband and wife  during sex

husband:  “mahal, pag ulo lang ng titi ko ang ipapasok hanggang labasan, matalino at  may chance na maging president daw ang ating magiging anak.”

wife:  “ganun ba mahal? sige, subukan natin”

mabilis na naglabas pasok ang ulo ng manoy ni husband.

Maya maya….

“Putang ina mahal, ipasok mo na lahat, isagad mo na yan, kesihodang  kaminero ang magiging anak natin!”

Ngiieee!!

new joke:    nabalitaan ninyo ba yung tungkol sa isang babae na dinimanda ang kanyang asawa na bano sa romansa?  Ito ay umabot daw sa korte suprema dahil mahirap ang desisyon.

Ang kaso:    Multiple Frustrated Orgasm

Sick  joke:   drug adik habang nirarape ang isang  lola

Lola:  “iho, maawa ka naman, senior  citizen na ako.”

Adik:  sige po bigyan ko kayo ng 20 percent discount, 80 percent lang ipapasok ko.”

At pinasok lang ay otsenta porsyento ng haba ng ari ni adik.

Hataw sig adik, mabilis

Maya maya

Lola: sige na iho ipasok mo na ng todo at nakalimutan ko ang senior ID ko! Dyaskeng bata ka kung inabot mo  lang ang kabataan ko!”

Love song

This is a song from long ago when  societal prejudice was  at its worse against  illicit relationship, particularly against same sex relationship,   when so-called disgrasyada were condemned and had no chance for marrying a decent man. When marrying outside one’s social stratum is tabu.

Ang makahula ng title  at ng singer ng kantang ito ay may premyo.

May libre kantut brush at libre kantut paste!

my love and I have little of the world

the right to sigh together in the rain

and walk with heads up in the sun

and share our joys and pains.

and yet they say that we are wrong

that we haven’t the right to our love

that our love is shameful to be

and yet we treasure our love

and so we go our solitary ways

indifferent to the cold, unfriendly stares

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