NOVEMBER 2011

"Your story was hot with a heart. It was eromantically written. I hope I'd get to chat with you one of these days."

That was the message I received from an unknown email address. I started to type a reply, just to acknowledge the sender's time and effort to read my story.

But like any other messages I have been receiving since I started writing for an erotic site, I have never spent more than a few moments chatting. Hindi ako interesado.

"Hi, thanks. Sure, just drop a few lines. I may have a few free time to spare."

"Oh hi. Puede ba talaga tayo maging chatmates?"

Umangat ng konti ang isang kilay ko. Maya-maya lang may friend request na lumitaw. It took me just a few ticks before shrugging my shoulder and accepted the request. But I did not bother to answer his question.

That started the intermittent offline messages.

JUNE 2012

I was checking my messages when I saw a message from him a couple of weeks back. I decided to reply. Pero hindi katulad ng dati, I asked him what he was doing.

Siguro dahil gusto kong may makausap ng mga sandaling yun. Kahit sino. Basta makalimutan ko lang ang mga kuha ng ibang babae and some incriminating texts sa cellphone ng asawa ko.After a few minutes, his reply came in.

"Wow, may himala pa pala ngayon. After so many months, bukod sa hi o hello, ngayon lang nadagdagan ang reply mo sa mga offline messages ko."

Napangiti ako sa nabasa ko.

"Sensha. Tamad lang talaga ako magchat. Aside from being really busy. Ikaw ba laging OL?"

"Oo eh, kailangan kasi sa work ko."

"Ah. Where do you work?"

"Sa hospital. Dito sa Riyadh."

Our conversation lasted for a few more hours. And I was quite impressed. Aminado ako I considered him just like the rest of those guys na puro libog lang ang alam at ang utak eh kadalasang nasa pagitan ng mga hita.

But this guy is smart. Witty. At kahit may mga sundot na biro na medyo berde ang dating, hindi naman naging magaspang ang dating sa akin. And yes, for a few hours, at least, nalimutan ko ang problema sa asawa ko.

Yes, I am married. Hindi perpekto ang pagsasama namin. Hindi perpekto ang asawa ko. Pero alam ko hindi rin naman ako perpekto.

Pero may mga simple at malilit na bagay na hinihiling kong sana, hindi ipinagdadamot ng aking asawa. Siguro nga duwag ako kasi kahit gusto kong hanapin ang sariling kaligayahan, takot ako.

But he came.

JANUARY 2013

I felt him hammering me like it was the first time he's fucked again in a long time. I can feel the hardness. The hugeness of it. And just like him, I too, felt like being fucked for the first time.

"Ahhh, harder hon, ibaon mo pa please! Ganyan! Ganyan lang shit! Shit! Ang ssaaraapp hon!"

"Honnn ang sarap mong kantutin! Ump! Haahh! Puputukan kita ng paulit-ulit hon, aahh!"

"Sige hon, sige hon! Malapit na ko hon, shit! Shit hon! I'm comminggg!

Umuungol ako sa sarap. Ngayon ko lang ulit naramdaman na babae ako. Na kaakit-akit pa. Halos maiyak ako sa bugso ng halo-halong emosyon na ibinibigay niya sa akin sa mga oras na iyon.

Pansamantala, nakalimutan ko na may asawa at anak na ako. At kasalanan ang nagaganap sa pribadong silid na iyon. Pero bakit pakiramdam ko, pagkatapos ng napakahabang panahon, ngayon lang ulit nabuo ang pagkatao ko?

Hindi ko malaman kung paano pa iaangat ang balakang para habulin ang katawan niya sa bawat paghugot nito. At kung paano pa ididiin ang kanyang puwitan sa tuwing ibabaon sa aking sabik at naglalawang kaangkinan.

Tumutulo ang pawis sa aming mga naglalagablab na katawan. Nakakapaso ang libog na kapwa bumabalot sa amin. Nakakangilo ang kiliti. At sa likod ng nagbabantang sukdulan, naisip ko, ganito ba talaga kasarap ang daan patungo sa impyerno?

THE PRESENT

"Hon kita naman tayo. Ilang araw na ko dito sa Manila hindi pa rin tayo nagkikita. Pabalik na ko ng probinsya sa isang araw."

"May pasok ako. Closer ako ngayong week na 'to."

"Ano ba'ng problema? Dati naman nagagawan mo ng paraan ah. Bakit ngayon ang dami mong dahilan?"

"Wala akong problema. Baka ikaw meron. Kung gusto mong kumantot dun ka sa bagong pinagkakaabalahan mo."

"Ano na naman yan? Assumptionista ka talaga!

"Oh shut up. Para namang hindi ko alam ang style mo!"

"Pucha, kung ayaw mong magpakita wag ka na lang mambintang."

"Hindi ako nambibintang."

"Eh anong ginagawa mo?"

Hindi na 'ko nag-reply. Lately, alam ko napupundi na rin siya sa akin. Pero hindi ko maiwasan.Ramdam ko naman mahal pa rin niya ako. Pero habang nagtatagal, sa halip na mas mapalagay ako, mas lumalalim ang mga walang basehan kong hinala. Mas dumadalas ang mga away.

Maya-maya pa, may pumasok na bagong text galing sa kanya.
"Hon ilang beses ko ba uulitin sabihin sayo, wala akong ibang babae. Kung hindi na kita mahal, wala namang dahilan para itago ko sayo yun eh. Ikaw ang may asawa hon, hindi ako. At ang dali ko sanang tapusin na lang 'to kasi kahit naman saan tingnan, ano ba ang mapapala ko?

Akala mo ba hindi ako nalulungkot sa sitwasyon natin? Madalas pag magkasama tayo at biglang tatawag sayo ang asawa mo hindi ko alam kung anong nararamdaman ko. Pag nakakakita ako ng mga lalakeng may kasamang asawa at mga anak, iniisip ko kelan kaya mangyayari sa akin yun?

Oo hon, nag-iisip din ako magkaroon ng sariling pamilya. Iniisip ko din pano naman ako pagtanda ko, mag-isa lang ba ako? Kasama pa rin ba kita pagtanda ko? Pano kung kailangan ko din ng mag-aalaga sa akin pero wala ka?

Kaso mahal kita hon eh. Kaya kahit oo, minsan gusto ko na ring kumalas, pero isipin ko pa lang na hindi na tayo magkikita, hindi na kita mayayakap, para na kong sinusuntok sa dibdib eh. Mahal na mahal pa rin kita hon. Maniwala ka."

Ilang beses ko pa binasa ang mga texts bago dinelete. Gusto kong memoryahin sa isip lahat ng mga salita dahil hindi ko puedeng isave ang mga ito sa inbox ko. Then I typed in a reply.

"Ok. Gusto ko nang matulog. Maaga pa ako gigising. Don't reply anymore."

Afterwards, I checked my playlist. And let a few tears fall while letting the song take over my mind and lull me to sleep.
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day'
Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you.

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you.

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find themI've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with.

If I had a box just for wishes
...

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inang.grasya
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

After ng etiquette for mistresses, kept man naman ngayon. ;-)

Ayoko maging mistress dahil mahirap maghintay kung kelan lang sya pwede tumakas sa misis nya pero mahirap din kept man. Life is really complicated.

If i were in her position, eenjoy ko time na magkasama kami pero kapag asawa ko ang kasama syempre hindi ko eentertain anumang text mula kay kept man. Magiging maingat din ako na hindi mabuntis.

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Told you sissy, nainspired ako ng blog mo. :-D Salamat sa basa at first to comment talaga.

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inang.grasya
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha... Nagkataon na nagpapaantok ako pagpost mo kaya first honor sa comment. :D

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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MOZZYMO
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hmmm  a succinct but great and meaningful piece of work. Ika nga mi kurot sa puson... i mean sa puso. Nakaka relate ako hehe. Tama dapat enjoy na lang yong intimate moments na mgkasama. Keep it cummin. Two thumbs up and another :-)

#imysmilyhneykpz

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Mr.Greyhoundz
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

:)

ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA --The fear of forgetting you.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Thanks sa pagsingit ng time to read and leave a comment wafu. Appreciated.

#imysmily2

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Mr.Greyhoundz
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Utterly speechless.


I know I kept him hanging again. Pero siguro, yun na lang ang hihintayin ko...ang araw na sabihin niyang tapos na kami. But for the moment,  I will savor the times I had and would still have with him, my kept man.

;)

ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA --The fear of forgetting you.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Thanks for dropping by Sir.

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candace
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Ang lungkot naman nito, Mommy. Haha. Oo nga, minsan nakakatakot 'pag ikaw na ang nagpaalam kaya ayan, maghihintay na lang 'yong kabila ang magsabi.

Easier said than done, pero enjoy na lang din talaga yung kada araw na libre pareho at magkasama, then after nun, kanya-kanyang buhay muna.

Favorite line: At sa likod ng nagbabantang sukdulan, naisip ko, ganito ba talaga kasarap ang daan patungo sa impyerno?

Whatever you do, choose life. (Urbandub)

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Bebeko
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Candy, basta pupunta muna sa langit hahaha

Good job!

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candace
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Langit, lupa, impyerno - ganyan ata ang sequencing nyan, Sir B. Una langit, aba dapat lang. Hahaha.

Whatever you do, choose life. (Urbandub)

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Bebeko
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hanggang sa langit at lupa lang ako, Candy. Di na ako aabot sa daan papuntang impiyerno hahahaha.

Good job!

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candace
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Sir B, pano naman pag masarap ang daan papuntang impyerno, tulad nang nabanggit sa taas, aabutin mo pa kaya? Hahahaha.

Whatever you do, choose life. (Urbandub)

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Bebeko
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

No. Sa langit na lang ako. When someone is dragging u down bakit pa? Enjoy lang dapat at wag pakaseryosohin. Kept man or mistress man yan ay langit lang ang destinasyon hahaha

Good job!

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inang.grasya
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Basta ako langit din ang gusto. Yung tipong nablackout sa sobrang sarap. Impyerno kapag stressful na ang relasyon mayroon o walang commitment. Lol

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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candace
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

I agree, Miss Inang. There's no other way but up, up, and away sa langit. :)

Whatever you do, choose life. (Urbandub)

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Yup, don't let anything drag you down.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahaha Candz eh kasi last post ko medyo funny and light, so subok naman mag-emo.

Ampon talaga kita, fave line ko din yun, at may favorite line talaga sa sariling wento haha. Salamat sa pagbasa at comment prettY.

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candace
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Effective naman ang mag-emo, kita mo may naisulat. Haha. San mo ba nahugot yang linyang yan ha? :D

Whatever you do, choose life. (Urbandub)

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Wala beh nag-auto populate sa utak ko hahaha. Eh kasi when we talk of mortal sin matic yun impyerno ang papasok sa isip di ba, parang di naman swak pag "papunta sa purgatoryo." :-)) If there's such a place.

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starst1949
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Good one, is this fiction or autopornography.LOL..l was once asked to be kinda kept man pero bekis. Back then, i wanted to be superman, batman, iron man, acquaman but never kept man.  Hehe uso ngayun yan , marami naghahanap ng sugar mom...old hag or senior citizen na beki. Lol.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Kaw lolo ilang beses na nagtanong sa mga stories ko kung fiction ba talaga o autopornography, ang kulit lang hahaha.

Well di na ko nagtataka kung bakit pati gay gusto ka gawing kept man. Poor thing thou, hindi mo man lang pinagbigyan, sabagay pag wafu keri maging choosy hehe.

As always, appreciate your take.

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MidLifeCrisis
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Sa hindi ko maipaliwanag na dahilan, umiiyak ako habang binabasa ko ang part simula sa text ni "hon" hanggang sa matapos ang kwento. Malalim ang hugot at masakit ang kurot, sistah.

And.I.Care.Not.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

At nagtanong pa ako sa viber "ba't iyak, anyare?" Amft hahaha, sissy mmmuahhsss, yan na lang para sayo. At spoiler na kung spoiler, pero pag napost ni Sir Starst ang story niya dedicated sayo, you should have a box of tissue on hand. :-D

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inang.grasya
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Babaeng iyakin. Mahirap isama manood ng madramang pelikula. Kumot ang dapat dalhin para pampunas sa luha at singahan. Lol

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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MidLifeCrisis
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahaha uu nga ultimong news about sa binahang lugar sa Luzon naluha na ako at garalgal agad ang boses.

Sistah, kapag pinaiyak ako ng lolong gwapo gagapangin ko na yan kahit ayaw nya :)) Pero I'm flattered na niluluto na ng lolo ang kwento para sa akin ;)

And.I.Care.Not.

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BellaVictoria
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

The good part of this is kahit alam mong tinatahak mo yung daan papunta sa impyerno, nagawan mong talikuran pabalik sa "lupa". It's true na mahirap ma-attain ang "langit" but then para sa akin naman, mabuti na maranasan ang ibang bagay at least you can go in with your life knowing how it is.

Similar thing happened to me, yung hahabulin ka, pakikiusapan ka na bumalik. But if it's no longer worth it -- delete the message and keep moving forward.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Bella, tama. The relationship may be wrong and tipong parang FB status na talaga namang complicated, pero it is still somehow liberating knowing that when you reached the end of the road, there where no what ifs and could have beens clouding your mind. Yun nga lang, talagang in situations like this, both parties should really be ready for any consequences.

Thanks much for your time. :-)

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

there were no what ifs*

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19budoy42
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Doon sa linyang, "Ok. Gusto ko nang matulog. Maaga pa akong gigising. Don't reply anymore." Biglang saksak sa utak ko ang huling text sa akin dated September 29, 2015. "Dito me bahay, dito din Dave. Wag ka reply. Kokontak ako. Wag ka Tawag!" Sagot yon sa viber emoticon na ipinadala ko to invite her attention.

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somebodyuused2know
October 3, 2015 (2 years ago)

Aw. Sana kahit may hugot ka Sir, kaya pa. At na-speechless din ako dito.

Salamat Sir.

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Hector1972
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

I like that song Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce. "If I could save time in a bottle", can't save it. It was designed just like that. Savor the beautiful memories and go on with your life.

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somebodyuused2know
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Your handle gracing my post made me smile, thanks Sir.

Yes, one of my all time fave oldies song. I specially like the last stanza.

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dina76
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

:( kakaiyak. Tulo luha habang nagpaplantsa. Galing Sis.

I don't think that you even realize the joy that you make me feel when I'm inside your universe.

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somebodyuused2know
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahaha aylabyu Dins. Wait na lang daw ni Diesel ang PM mo sa kanya, push na para may magpupunas ng luha mo. :-D

Tenchu as always sissy.

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starst1949
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

More stories pls.
Poor guy binigyan ng isang saglit sa langit tapos binasura sa  impyerno. Lol..Parang the feast before the
famine. Magdasal na lang ang guy na madala ng libog at hindi konsensya ang girl para makatikim uli ng langit.

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somebodyuused2know
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Adik ka lolo hahaha. Yung ending naman is still hopeful di ba? :-D

More stories ka jan eh nauna pa ko magpost ulit kesa sayo, post mo na yung para kay lola, paiyakin mo din lol.

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lara0123
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hay! Eto na naman yung masakit sa puso at sa puson na story. Nice one, Ms. Some.

Let's not complicate things.

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somebodyuused2know
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Thanks Lara, yaan mo, pilitin ko next post ko if mabibigyan mo ulit ng time basahin, eh panga at tiyan mo na lang sasakit dahil sa kakatawa. :-D
Gloomy kasi panahon eh kaya feeling emo-emohan ang mood ng lola hehe. Salamuch ulit!

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darkangel1311
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Nice somebody konti o maiksi ang sex scene pero hindi na nahakaga yun, ang mahala e yung nadadala ka sa story, naramdaman ko needs ng dalawalang characters. Very nice.

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

DA, thanks. Kung di nga lang erotic piece ito, hindi naman talaga vital part yung sex scenes para maitawid yung story. Kaso baka wala na magbasa hahaha. Salamat ulit.

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Fiction-Factory
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Dahil hindi ka nabasa ng sex scenes, sa story mo na to, sex scene lang binasa ko. Hihi
De joke. Hugot there!!! Binaliktad ni misis yung kabet, para wala syang sabet. :D

To be honest, i'm a liar. ♥♞♬♂⚄☜†∇

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Baliw ka FF hahaha. Ui hindi naman, ang mean mo sa misis ha.

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jelo22
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

Nice story..lakas mung mkadamay, parang bumilis ang tibok ng puso ko...sana mlampasan mu/natin ang mga bagay na ito,magkaroon ng lakas ng loob na harapin ang katotohanan. Idol kita.

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Ay Jelo sensha po, wala naman masyado intensyon maghanap ng damay, slight lang hehehe. Joke lang po.

Yaan mo Sir, pagdating ng panahon malay mo ikaw pa rin at siya. Kapit lang hangga't may konting pag-asang puedeng kapitan. Kaya lang dapat wag din isarado ang isip at puso sa mas masakit na posibilidad. If you are into this set up, I wish you luck. :-)

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francisF
October 4, 2015 (2 years ago)

lablayp pa more.. :-)

----IKO---

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Ahuh haha. Salamat po.

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jepoy
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

D lng masarap basahin ung story nag enjoy din ako sa mga comments :)

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Thanks Jepoy, glad you enjoyed it. And the comments :-D Madalas talaga ginagawa naming chatroom ang comments section kasi hindi naman makatambay sa chatroom mismo. Trip trip lang po hehe. Salamat.

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kenneth69
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Wow Some... Your work made me still for a moment of eternity trying to fathom the depth of the complexity of the relationship... I applaud the man for his love and commitment to you despite the harsh realities and uncertainties of the future of the relationship. It is truly painful to be in love with another whom you cannot truly call your own. Great work Some. :) Keep it up. :)

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Fafa Ken tenchu!

To naman eh, tingin-tingin din po sa category pag may time, fiction lang kaya hahaha.

Pero what you said cannot be truer.Hirappp talaga magmahal pag may nagmamay-ari na sa taong mahal mo. Kaya nga napilitan ako makipaghiwalay kay Jason Statham...kasi taken na ako eh hahaha. Katol pa more lang ang peg ng lola mo, sensha :-))

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha mag mosquito net ka na kasi para di na nagkakatol :)) Amft naalala ko mga kagat ng lamok sa hita ko at braso. Buti pa ang lamok pinagsawaan ang katawan ko. :))

And.I.Care.Not.

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahaha ba't ganun, ang lalakas ng sayad natin ngayon? Epekto ng El Nino? Buti pa nga ikaw kahit lamok lang,  may nagpakasawa sa katawang lupa mo....eh sa iba???  Nada. Nganga.  :-))

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Haha sinimulan ko na ngang maglakad sa labas na naka sleeveless tas walang bra eh. Makabingwit man lang ako ng kapitbahay, bahala na kung me asawa, hihiramin ko lang saglit ang katawan :))

La nina ang panahon dito sistah, parang pekpek ko lang laging basa :))

And.I.Care.Not.

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahahaha sanitary napkin lang katapat niyan sissy o pag nakakapalan ka kahit yung pantyliner lang :-))

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Ayawwww hahaha! Namiss ko na din naman ang may sumisipsip para matuyo eh :)) Or para mabasa lalo :)) Pagbigyan mo na muna ako :))

Tara, sistah, dinner na tayo. Isipin ko nalang muna titi ang sinusubo ko :)) Maalat-alat naman tong ulam ko :D

And.I.Care.Not.

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somebodyuused2know
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

LOL!

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inang.grasya
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Prrrrrrrrrttttttt...

Sige ka sis. Mamaya may magprisinta tapos sasabihin sayo "ako ang ginagastusan para sa umiyot". Bwahahaha

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Sisg, freeloader?!? Pati tamod free na iloload sa pekpek? :))

And.I.Care.Not.

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inang.grasya
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Sis akala most coveted ang titi nya o kaya conceited or maybe feeling God's gift to women. Whatever the reasons, sya lang nakakaalam.

Ang importante, alam dapat ang pagpapahalaga sa sarili. Sa tanda nating ito, madaling malaman ang worth ng isang tao. Malibog man tayo, hindi naman binababa ang pagkatao makatikim lang itot.

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Gold ang titi? O baka gold ng tamod? Lolz!

Pero yan nga ang tinatawag na tamod ang laman ng utak. Di porket malibog tayo at bihirang nakakatikim ng titi ay ganun ganun nalang kapag may lalakeng makikilala. Minsan konting pino naman sa mga salitang bibitawan tong mga lalakeng to. Di lahat ng puke namamasa agad kapag nakaamoy ng titi. Tandaan sana yan ng mga lalake :)

And.I.Care.Not.

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inang.grasya
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Sis kung gold ang lalabas na tamod sa titi nya, gora ako. Aba mataas ang value ng ginto ngayon. Ipapagawa kong gold vibrator cum dildo. Kapag naubusan ako ng pera, isasanla ko. Bwahahaha

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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MidLifeCrisis
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha! At naalala ko ang kwento ni lolo jtj, yong sinanla ang vibe at pinagmulan ng away nyo :))

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inang.grasya
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Waaaaah naubos ang reply button sa kadaldalan ng mga matatandang ito.

Captcha: arrear... Ayan may arrear na tayo. Lol

Amazona kung tagurian pero malambing naman.

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Eroticus
October 5, 2015 (2 years ago)

Tragic. Ramdam yung bigat ng emosyon sa bandang dulo. Ang galing ng pagkakasulat mo, Some!

Do what you love and the rest will fall in its place.

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somebodyuused2know
October 6, 2015 (2 years ago)

Mas magaling ka :-D. Thanks much Ero.

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Jed_davao
November 25, 2016 (1 year ago)

Its like a love song that would take you on a high and low.. Like a roller coaster ride that would take you to feelings you never thought you had.. Hurt.. Happiness.. Except for the times that your consumating ur intimacy, a heavy heart is ur bestfriend.. I am not or havent been a kept man..

But i have been... Inlove.. To a wonderful woman who prefers to give all of her time to work and friends.. :-(

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somebodyuused2know
November 25, 2016 (1 year ago)

Thank you for reading.

And I feel you. Hope she would realize that there's nothing more important than spending time with you.

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BoboyAlega
March 3, 2018 (4 months ago)

yung time in a bottle ang nagdala..

Carpe Diem

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somebodyuused2know
April 4, 2018 (3 months ago)

BA, ngayon ko lang nabasa tong comment mo. At yung kanta talaga ang highlight ng kwento hehe.

Naalala ko tuloy habang nagkoconcert ka over the phone noon :-D

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