January 13, 2014 (4 years ago)
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Men are like...

Laxatives...they irritate the shit out of you
Bananas...the older they get the less firm they are
Weather...nothing can be done to change them need one but now quite sure why
Chocolate...sweet, smooth and they usually head right down to your hips can't believe some of the words they say
Department store...the clothes are always fifty percent off
Government bonds...they take soooooo long to mature Mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get and how long will it last... Read More

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