Jade's Theme. . . conclusion

September 22, 2014 (2 years ago)
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Napatayo ako sa narinig ko.

Me :
Julianna Amanda Dy Eulogio! If you're practicing your comedic skills, let me tell you this,you're so off the target. I am not laughing.

Jade: Chill! Chill! Nagbibiro lang. *Tumayo siya sa couch, sabay gaya sa drama ni Chichay*
Sorry po!

Sa totoo lang, nag-iinit yung buong katawan ko sa bwiset sa kanya ng sandaling yun. Sarap unatin at i-digiperm yung buhok ng paulit-ulit. She probably realized how furious I was dahil nakita ko kung paanong nagrehistro sa mukha niya yung takot at worry.

Jade: Sorry... seryoso, sorry talaga. *bumaba siya sa upuan, sabay yakap sa akin*

Hindi ako nagsalita. Kinakalma ko yung sarili ko. Ayaw kong may masabi o magawang pagsisihan ko. I think I counted twenty sheeps, no i think reached counting to fifty fucking sheeps bago ko nakarecover.

Jade : Okay ka na? Bes, sorry.

Me: Okay na ko, pero utang na loob kapatid, wag mo na ulit pagtangkaan hawakan hello kitty ko. Hindi yan para sa babae. Lalo ng hindi para sa iyo.

Jade: Sure? Di nga. Grabe ka, kung di talaga yan para sa babae, at lalong hindi para sa akin, bakit ang stiff stiff pa rin aber? Paki-explain in details...And correction, its far from being a hello kitty right now. More like an angry bird, yung red. And a very angry one.

Saka ko napansin na may point si bakla.

Me: Leche ka, lumayo-layo ka nga sa akin. *sabay alis ko sa pagkakayapos niya*

Jade: Hahahaha! Umamin ka nga sa akin, all these years, nagpepretend ka lang na juding noh? Para mapalapit ka sa akin! Confess!

Me: Anong inorder mo sa bar  na iyon at ganyan ang epekto sa personality mo teh? Shit ka ha. Minolestya mo na ko at lahat, kinukuwestyon mo pa ngayon ang pagsapi ko sa federacion. Let me remind you na ikaw ang lumapit sa akin dati. You made the first move. *i confidently said with matching cross arms and taas kilay*

Jade : Wow! Ang kapal mo ha.

Me: Ikaw ang umamin ngayon. May gusto ka sa akin eversince you laid eyes on me. Kung hindi mo lang nakita yung hubad na poster ni Tom Cruise sa kuwarto ko, hindi mo pa titigilan ang pagpapantasya sa akin...Oh you little bitch! You worked your way to be close to me so you can take advantage of my oozingly delicious body. Ha! I knew it!   

Jade: Wrooong! I knew you were gay the moment you knocked on our gate that day. Amoy na amoy ko ang pagiging bakla mo pagbili mo pa lang ng bus ticket paluwas ng Maynila! *Sabay pamewang ng loka loka*

We stared at each other with our hilarious poses with our eyes squinting as if we were chinese. And minutes after, we burst into laughter. Tons and tons of laughter. Sakit ng panga namin at tiyan kakatawa. Fuck, it was a fun night out. Fun indeed. Hinang-hina ako pagkatapos ng tawanan namin. And then we both found ourselves lying on the floor. Staring at the ceiling. 

Me: Pootah wag na tayo bumalik dun sa metrowalk hahaha.

Jade: Oo nga, wala naman steamy sex dun haha

Me: Leche tigilan mo kakabanggit sa steamy sex na yan ha.

Jade : hahaha, pero friend...kidding aside, ayaw mo ba talaga?

Me: Tang-ina naman Jade.

Jade : Nagtatanong lang ako. Di mo kailangan magmura.


Mahabang mahabang mahabang katahimikan. Actually parang yung pinakamahabang soap opera, yung mara clara.


Me: 
Kidding aside, gusto mo ba talaga?

Jade: Yes, kung papayag ka

Me: wala akong alam sa sex Jade

Jade: big-fat-liar

Me: correction, hindi ako fat, alam natin pareho yan... well let me rephrase what i just said. i mean wala akong alam sa sex - na babae ang involved - alam mo naman na eversince, i only fuck men and i only let men fuck me. 

Jade: make me your first then...

Me: *namilog mga mata ko pagkarinig ko sa sagot ng gaga* Puwet lang tinitira ko. Malay ko sa anatomy ng vagina

I heard her take a deep breath and sigh. I saw her motioned to stand up kaya bumangon na din ako. Akala ko naman papasok na ng kwarto but then she started getting her bag and putting on her sandals.

Me: O, eh anong ginagawa mo?

Jade: Nagsasapatos.

Me: Don't go sarcastic with me Jade

Jade: I'm not being sarcastic. Nagsasapatos ako para makauwi na ako

Me: Bakit ka uuwi? Pinapaalis ba kita?

Jade: Wala naman akong sinabing pinapaalis mo ko.

Me: So paki-explain bakit ka aalis

She looked at me like she's never looked at me before. That very moment, napatunayan ko na totoong the eyes are the windows to someone's soul. Her eyes glistened, parang any moment may tutulo ng luha. I could feel her pain. Pati ako biglang nakaramdam ng mabigat. Bakit ganun, halos linggo linggo naman kami nagkikita, araw-araw nagkakausap, pero bakit parang ibang tao yung nasa harapan ko.

Jade: I think I need help.


She poured herself out that night. No holds barred. I hugged her so tight and assured her we will get help. I kissed her and gave her the steamiest sex I could have given any woman (considering that i really have no clue, nada, zero). Si Jade ang naging driver ng gabing yun. Siya ang humawak ng manibela, ng kambyo. Siya nagdikta ng bilis at bagal ng byahe namin. Hanggang maubusan ng gasolina yung sasakyan.

Needless to say, the days that followed were refreshing and challenging too. We rediscovered each other, physically, emotionally, mentally, all aspects there is. That night marked our union. The bond between two bodies. Two souls entwined. Sinuportahan ko si Jade hanggang makuha niya ulit yung balanseng nawala sa kaniya. It took a while, what matters now, is that she got the steamy sexssions she needed.   

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''....hanggang dito na lang Mama Jill. Thank you so much for reading this letter. I hope your listeners enjoyed listening to our friendship's tale. And to you my dear Jade. Happy anniversary! Lubos na gumagalang... the-yummy-tender-choosy-hotdog''

Mama Jill: ohmygulay my dear listeners! I am so sure to the highest level you enjoyed our episode for tonight. And to you, the-yummy-tender-choosy-hotdog, maraming maraming salamat sa pagbabahagi ng iyong kuwento. Personally, i would like to thank you, for making me laugh... Read More

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