Hoola Iskandal

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Date: December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)


hoola iskandal!

dose pa lang, wala pang bulbol,
ang hindi mapigilang libog ay sumibol,
isa, dalawang daliri ang napiling remedyo,
hindi makuntento kaya ang sarili, binidyo.
[zm9dsdx]

si mang kanor ay nakilala niya nang siya ay kinse,
suporta, at kasama na ang libog kaya siya nakumbinse,
kung panonoorin wala namang pagsisisi,
pero natsugi si kanor noong dalawanglibo katorse.
[zpgwyud]

hawak pa ang naka-plastik na softdrink nang umupo sa tarugo,
kandangiwi ang bibig dahil sa tigas nito,
hinugot muna dahil baka raw may nagbibidyo,
nang walang makita sumakay uli at nangabayo.
[zee94tf]

maputi na ang buhok nang sa nene magpasasa,
nilawayan ng husto ang balahibong pusa,
makikita ang nene sanay nang turukan,
kuminig pa ang matanda ng ito'y putukan.
[gvog3ol]

nang si paulo perdigones ay rumampa,
seksing malaki ang suso ang kanyang tinira,
ang ganda ng bracelet, ang lakas tumawa,
limang salang ng bidyo bago nagsawa.
[pj7gan5]

may tuwang-tuwang tumatanggap ng payola,
habang umaararo naman sa basang bukid si bayola,
kapag nasira ang singkaw ay agad inaa-yosh,
sa sarap sumakyod, malapit ng tawagin ang diyos.
[ptguz3v]

nagsagupa ang lasal at ang atine-yo,
kung kanino mapupunta ang dangal sa ginawang video,
nandoon si aj, si abby ay talagang napasubo,
at nakakita tayo ng susong maganda ang tubo.
[h8bp8jj]

si maricar ang sasakyang dati khong pinili,
pero pansamantalang si katrina humalili,
um-extra rin sa isang byuting brazillian,
marahil alam nyo na kung sino ang huling sinakyan .
[zh6o8p5]

pinatawa tayo at pinasaya ni panchito
sunod na sumikat si neri-chito
minsan napapasubo sa pagpapasaya
walang gaanong ingay pero kita ang ligaya.
[jobuynr]

naka-uniform pa ang mga bagito sa hagdan
nagsubok magsubo ng espada ni magellan
nag-astang prinsesa pa nang ito'y inupuan
nakita ang puwet ng mabidyuhan.
[h6bwfrr]

kung gustong makita ang katunayan
dagdagan ng tinyurl ang code na natunghayan
sunod halungkatin ang bahay ni spiderman
mag-ingat lang sa malufet...

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graccubus
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

happy new year 2017!

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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uncleboy
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

nicely done... balagtasan style....

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graccubus
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

oo, ha-ha! parang balagtasan... pero nasanay ako sa narrative style... i like to move the mind while reading the poem...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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gary_lising
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

tnx sa links ;) otor sulat pa ng maraming tula :)

life is beautiful!!

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graccubus
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

hindi ako nakakapaghintay nung oras para sa susunod na post... pero i have many poems here... i have one entitled "haidee"...  i'll try to post it... it's similarly entertaining as the hoola iskandal!

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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shobe.sheen
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

@gary_lising @graccubus Makikisingit! I love 'Tribute sa Nagmamani' it really shows Sir Grac's prowess in poetry. Like what I've said before, the symbolism is EPIC.

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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gary_lising
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

@graccubus and @shobe sheen I tried to search for Tribute sa Nagmamani pero hindi ko nakita. Would it be ok to post it here? That way more people will be able to appreciate the poems. Btw I do have a friend named Haidee..curious tuloy ako malaman ang laman ng tulang iyan. more power otor.

life is beautiful!!

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graccubus
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

the exact title is "tribute sa magmamani" and not "nagmamani"

i guess you have to hit the search box one more time!

there's also one entitled "ay mani".

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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gary_lising
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

tnx again

life is beautiful!!

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shobe.sheen
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

Sir Gracc! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Cheers to lotsa awesome poems ahead! :D

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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graccubus
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

ha-ha you caught me frolicking in fss!... are you familiar with those scandals!??

come on tell me!!!... without searching the links...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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shobe.sheen
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

Just those of Maricar and Katrina Halili. And oh, the Chito-Neri. Hahaha

Besides, idk how to search the links. Loser much? Haha :))

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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graccubus
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

type tinyurl dot com on url bar of your browser then slash then add the code then go/enter... be ware of popping pages!!!

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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shobe.sheen
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

@graccubus JEEZ! Hahahahaha

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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BigBadBoy
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

hahahaha! ang lufet nito! pero hari pa rin talaga si kanor! :D

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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sexymom07
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

Ha ha ha bida lagi ang mang kanor ah

Im a sweet person n sincere to be ur real friends....

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somebodyuused2know
December 28, 2016 (1 year ago)

Sino si Mang Kanor?  Ang nagets ko lang dito yung Kay Wally, Hayden, Paolo at kay Chito. Para lahat un di ko napanood. Yung kay Chito at Neri I tried to search for it kaso wala akong nakita. Sayang, crush ko pa naman si Neri. :-D

Very amusing itong poem mo na 'to Sir Grac, another proof how witty you are, but I hope yung kaisa-isang story na sinulat mo, Ahente, eh masundan na ng iba pang equally hot and well-crafted stories.

Happy new year.

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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graccubus
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

hello...
if you notice, there is a code in brackets underneath every stanza except the last two..
go to tinyurl dot com then, at url bar of your browser type "/" then type/paste the code (without the brackets) then, hit go/enter... you can watch every scandal described in the poem...
point of caution: i don't know how these websites behave on other devices.  they may install viruses or adwares/malwares.  you're on your own risk.

i'll try to write... ok...

*mang kanor is a legendary oldman with an outstanding sexual prowess embodied by this fellow on the video.  he performs in classical moves that evidently shows his adeptness in lovemaking.  sadly, according to some blogs, he died of loneliness on 2014.  i don't have a way to verify the story.

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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somebodyuused2know
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

Awts. If the cause of his death was true, sad indeed. O baka naman si Mang Kanor was just a "myth," a rhetorical character that embodied every man who wanted to be what Mang Kanor was. And could only hope to become, at least sexually hehe.

Aabangan ko ang story na sana nga maisulat mo na.

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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somebodyuused2know
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

And I wonder, you're signature here, since you seldom visit the site, could it mean you have an abundance of sex in your life? Hahaha. If so, isulat mo na Sir!

I'M A NICE PERSON. JUST DON'T PRESS THE BITCH BUTTON.

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graccubus
December 29, 2016 (1 year ago)

ha-ha!

some things are better left unsaid...

guesses are more precious left unanswered...

that's why rainbows are set high so you cannot touch it...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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its_LIMITLESS
September 27, 2017 (10 months ago)

Astig

Death is certain. Time is not.

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hellteacherNube
February 17, 2018 (6 months ago)

Makata tawanan?> ikaw ba yan? :D lols ituloy mo lang kaibigan, aking naibigan, tula mong may laman, at katatawanan, huwag magpasubali, ugaliin lagi, gamitin ang tula, para sa ikasisiya. hahaha... galing mo brod. :D

awesome, make your day, your day, a day to remember, make history!

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