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February 6, 2014 (2 years ago)
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Lolo and Lola having their breakfast in bed after sex.

Lola: Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pa rin ang dib-dib ko sa iyo.

Lolo: Paanong hindi iinit yan eh, nakasawsaw and dede mo sa kape


 
Pari: Sister, halika dito sa kuwarto ko…

Sister: Diyos ko!!!

Pari: Sara mo yung pinto at patayin mo ang ilaw…

Sister: Diyos ko!!!

Pari: Tabi ka sa akin.

Sister: Oh my God!!!

Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko. GLOW in the dark.




Two wives are buying an itlog in the local market.

Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.

Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???

Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!!

Next day, two wives are buying of gulay in the local market.

Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a potato naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.

Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kalaki???

Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!! 




Sexy: doc mainit pwet ko...

Doc: oh cge, lagyan natin ng thermometer...

Sexy: hiya ako eh..

Doc: Cge off natin ilaw..
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