Divided by Two Plus One

February 23, 2016 (9 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags:

.

Them girls always ask about our shoe sizes. Bakit?

Kasi daw kayang malaman ang "size" natin dahil dun. At may nakapagsabi sakin na ang formula ay.., Shoe size/2 + 1 = Penis size.

ie - 8/2 = 4 + 1 = 5 inches

Sinubukan kong ipagtanggol ang sarili ko(size 7 lang ako, BTW). Sabi ko, hindi sya applicable sa lahat. Paano na si Shaquille o'Neal.., size 23 sya (23/2 = 11.5 + 1 = 12.5 inches, wtf!).
Then yung mga may polio(namimilosopo na lang ako kesa mapahiyang maliit, hehe).

Nakita ng isang girl friend ko ang paa ko. Ang cute daw, pangbabae, sabay sabing...., ANG LIIT, hihihi!(I know what that sarcastic tone means. Gr... Read More

About the Author :

Joined: September 2, 2015 (1 year old)
Writings: 152

Send PM · Male · Offline

Its just me, so nevermind :)
35 comments   1 favorite   1,509 views