Chick Collection: Happy Holidays! (Part 2)

January 6, 2016 (11 months ago)
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My name is Marcus. And this was my life. Well, my dark secret past. Let us just say that I am of reputation now and i have semi-retired my life as a sex addict. Ang kuwento na ito ay hindi maaaring kopyahin sa anumang paraan, nang walang ipinahayag na pahintulot ng may-akda sa pamamagitan ng anumang mga pamamaraan na magagamit. Karapatang magpalathala ng otor.

Chick Collection: Happy Holidays! (Part 2)

Dec. 27. Araw ng outing sa Samal. Excited na ang lahat ng tao sa bahay para magpunta sa Paradise Island. Puno ang Grandia namin. Sumama lahat ng tao sa bahay, pero hindi ko napansin na sumakay si Ms. G.

"Uuyyyy... Kuya ha! Hinahanap mo si Gingging?" panunukso ng kapatid.

"Hindi ah."

"Susunod daw sila, dong." sabi ni yaya. "Sinundo nila si Tina sa airport. Dadating kasi ngayon umaga."

"Si Ate Tina? Wow, ang saya pala talaga ng holidays ngayon!" bulong ko sa sarili.

"Uuyyy, dadating din ang childhood crush ni Kuya!"

"Hahaha!" tawanan ang mga tao sa van.

It's true. Crush ko si Tina nung high school. Two years ahead siya sa amin, kaya Ate ang tawag ko sa kanya. Mabait si Ate Tina. Siya ang pinupuntahan ko kapag may problema ako sa assignments ko o kaya naman magpapatutor ako sa kanya.

Actually, gustong gusto ko bumisita sa kanila kasi nasisilipan ko si Ate. Hahaha. Hindi kasi mahilig si Ate magbra sa loob ng bahay nila. At nagsusuot lang ito ng pekpek shorts. Palibhasa puro sila babae sa kanila. Seaman ang tatay nila.

Si Tina at ang katawan nya ang laman ng libog ko nung high school.

Anyways, doble ang excitement ko nung malaman ko na dadating siya. Pati si little brainless ko pumapantigpantig din under my boardshorts.

After 30 minutes, dumating kami sa Paradise Island Dock to ride the ferry going to the resort. Madaming tao naghihintay makasakay ng ferry. Ibig sabihin nito, madami din mga chicks. Happy much!

"Exciting talaga umuwi ng Davao" sabi ko sa sarili while scanning the place for potential pick ups.

Let me tell you something about me. Dati ako shy guy. An average frustrated chump in college. Six years in college, dalawa lang naging girlfriend ko. At isa lang ang nakantot ko. Ang isa naman natuhog ng dati kong roommate na fratboy. Ganyan ako ka frustrated sa chicks until I decided to change my life.

Until I decided to act on my desire. Naging motto ko noon "Try and try until you die".

Kaya ako natagalan magraduate sa college. Hindi ko sineryoso ang pag-aaral. Mas sineryoso ko pa pag-aralan paano magkaroon ng confidence to approach women.

Geek ako nung high school. Consistent honor student. Matataas ang grades. Pasado lahat ng subjects kaya lang bagsak sa chicks.

Payo ng tatay ko noon, "Mag-aral ka ng mabuti, anak. Seryosohin ang school. Huwag kang mag-alala, kapag naging pari ka na, pipilahan ka na ng mga babae."

After two years in college (hindi ako nagpari), I was depressed. Madami akong naging kaibigan na babae pero torpe ako ligawan sila. Nagkaroon ako ng girlfriend kasi sobrang MU na kami at ang babae na mismo ang nagtanong sa akin. Sinagot ko siya. Hahaha. That was my life then.

When I decided enough is enough with this lonely life, ginamit ko ang pagka-geek ko to build up my self-confidence. Ang ending... binagsak ko mga subjects ko pero pasado naman ako sa mga babae. Bumaba grades ko pero tumaas naman self-confidence ko. No regrets.

After graduating, barely, in college, I was in a chick shopping spree. My new motto - "Collect and select."

I used my paycheck to reinvent my life. Bagong fashionstyle. Bagong hairstyle. Bagong lifestyle.

It was only after my first job that I truly changed myself. After two years gaining confidence, I have perfected my game, so I claimed. Hehehe.

Kaya here I am, pababa ng ferry and walking inside the gates of Paradise. Looking and scanning for potential collector items.

Note to readers: Pasensya na kung medyo harsh and sexist ako magsalita but this was how I motivated myself. Rest assured, personal thoughts lang ito. What I say to myself is completely different on how much I respect women in real life.

Kaya advise ko sa mga boys wanting to grow up as men - "Keep your personal thoughts to yourself. Invoke the right against self-incrimination... hahaha.. lalo na sa babae. They are the best interrogators of your own words." 'nuffsaid.

Going back.

Lunch time na pero hindi dumating ang magkapatid na Ms. T and Ms. G.

I was bored. When I am bored, I get horny. My brain and my little brainless cock wants dessert. Hahaha.

So  I went back to our rented room and changed to my beach wear - a button-up plaid shirt, khaki shorts and flipflops plus my white fedora and Rayban sunglasses.

I owned the beach as I strolled the shore. Doon ko napansin ang dalawang babaeng naglalaro ng billiards and, in a snap, decided to join them.

"Hi!" sabi ko with my friendliest smile.

"Hi" sagot nila.

First mythbuster - Women are snob and bitchy. That is not true. Sa dami ng nakilala ko, lahat sila approachable and friendly. Basta tama lang ang timing mo at hindi ka nambabastos, they will not reject you. Always assume the best in women.

"Gusto ko sana maglaro ng billiards kaya lang mag-isa lang ako. Hindi pa dumating mga barkada ko." Here I was telling them na gusto ko makisabay sa kanila pero hindi ako magtatagal kasi naghihintay lang ako sa barkada. An innocent and friendly approach.

"Join ka." sabi ng isang girl na naka-floral short dress on white two piece bikini.

"Thanks." sabi ko as my smile turned into grin.

"Ikaw na magbreak." sabi ng other girl in VS red swimwear top and unbuttoned tattered short jeans. Kapansinpansin ang sexy tattoo niya.

Second mythbuster - Prepare a pickup line. Never do this sa mga Pinay. Sobrang uso ang mga pick up lines na naririnig na ito sa radio, nakikita sa tv o kaya naman sa youtube. Always be sincere and true when talking to women. Maghanap ka ng something unique sa kanila and give a compliment. Women love compliments. Mapapansin mo naman ang mga bagay na gusto nila pansinin ng tao kasi they usually flaunt this in public. New stilettos. New dress. New accessories.

"I like the butterfly in you stomach." sabi ko as I positioned myself to break the balls.

"Huh? Eto?" sabi niya. "Thanks. Bago lang to" Namula siya ng napansin niya na nakatitig ako sa tattoo instead of the billiards.

"Pangarap ko din magpa-tattoo pero di ko pa nahahanap ang design na gusto ko. Ano kaya magandang d... Read More

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I make no excuses for my desires as a man.
I move through this world without apology.
Rejection is a good thing.
The more I get rejected, the more I will get laid.
The choice is mine.
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