Body Talks

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Date: April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)


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Puso: Sumasakit na naman ako. Lagi nalang akong kumikirot kapag nabibigo siya sa pag ibig. Buti pa kayo, di kayo masyadong apektado.

Utak: Sinong may sabi sayo? Hindi ako natitigil kakaisip pag in love siya. At halos mabaliw kapag naghiwalay na.

Pekpek/Tite: Magsitigil nga kayo! Pag in love sya, bugbog ako. Pag bigo, kinakamay! Letseng buhay to!
:))

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Kamay: Mahal kita. Bakit ayaw mo na sa akin?

Burat: Sawa na ko sayo! Ang gaspang mo kasi!
:))

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Tite: Ang dilim naman dito. Shit, ang sikip pa! Parang mabaho dito?!

Pwet: Gago ka, umalis ka dyan. Mali napasukan mo!
:))

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Pekpek: Lika, pasok ka!

Burat: Ayoko, di ka pa hugas eh.

Pekpek: Nag-feminine wash na kaya ako.

Burat: Ako din kaya!(Bading pala)
:))
.........

Burat ni bf: Sabi mo ako pa lang nakapasok sayo?

Pekpek ni gf: Ikaw pa lang talaga!

Burat ni bf: Eh bakit ang luwag na sa loob?

Pekpek ni gf: Sus, sakin pa isinisi pagiging bansot nya!
:))

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Burat: Eeeiiii, ayokong pumasok sayo. May dugo ka!

Pekpek: Bakit, di ka pa ba nakapasok sa may regla?

Burat: Hindi pa, takot ako sa dugo.

Pekpek: Ah...

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wickd.witz
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April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha ! Paksiw ! Lakas talaga ng imaginations mo pre LE ! Another lafftrip submission !

THE FACT THAT THERE IS A HIGHWAY TO HELL BUT ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS.

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layo_edad
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Nyahaha, pre wickd.witz.ย ย Walang magawa kahapon, puro kagaguhan pumasok sa isip ko hehe :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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lexine00
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Buhahaha papisil nga Dolphin๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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layo_edad
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ayaw, hahaha. Yan ba ang emo, Lex? :P

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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lexine00
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

sows arti nito, ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› diversion road yan sa palabas ng emo highway๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ wag na deny๐Ÿ˜‰

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layo_edad
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Di ako nadaaan dun. Enjoy the moment lang, hahaha

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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lexine00
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

@layo_edad so doon ka lang dumiretso at tumambay sa agwanta amusement park๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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MidLifeCrisis
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Le!!! Antaba talaga ng utak mo. Sintaba din ba nyan ang ano mo? Lolz!

And.I.Care.Not.

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layo_edad
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hindi ko alam, Mids. Mamaya susukatin ko, hahaha.
Thanks, Mids :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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sexymom07
April 5, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ha ha ha ha kala ko emote yun kalokohan pla..ย ย Epekto pa rin ba ng gutom yan LE ha ha ha ha

"that how i feel, it's for u to find out "

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layo_edad
April 6, 2016 (2 years ago)

Emote pa rin ako nyan, sexymom07. Tigang! Nyahaha :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Bebeko
April 6, 2016 (2 years ago)

Paminsan-minsan masarap din ang may nababasang ganitong jokes. Good job, LE.

Good job!

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layo_edad
April 6, 2016 (2 years ago)

Thank you sir Bebeko :)
Ang nagagawa ng walang magawa, haha!

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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shobe.sheen
April 6, 2016 (2 years ago)

Haha loloooooo! Nice! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

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layo_edad
April 7, 2016 (2 years ago)

Thanks, Apo shobe :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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Pusanggala
April 7, 2016 (2 years ago)

yan ang epekto ng pagsinghot ng wifi

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layo_edad
April 7, 2016 (2 years ago)

Nyahaha, tol kasalanan ulit ng gutom. Masama talaga pag nagugutom ako, kalokohan ang resulta :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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YankumiOh
April 7, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ano ba naman yan! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜

"People my age can afford a spontaneous travel to Thailand. While I can't even afford a spontaneous soft pretzel." (c) to the owner

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layo_edad
April 8, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ano nga ba, Potpot :P

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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User Not Found
April 8, 2016 (2 years ago)

Ako rin one week na walang internet connection kaya one week na naburyong sa bahay. :P

The best things in life are free- but for a limited time only.

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layo_edad
April 8, 2016 (2 years ago)

Buhayin ang creative mind, miss mightyangel. Sulat ka din kahit kalokohan :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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honeybunch19
April 9, 2016 (2 years ago)

Aliw much, hope you don't mind, made a poem inspired by your creations.

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layo_edad
April 9, 2016 (2 years ago)

Haha, salamat naman at naaliw ka sa kalokohan ko. At nagawan mo pa ng tula, thank you miss honeybunch19 :)

If life's a joke, then why aren't you laughing :))

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mayumi97
April 13, 2016 (2 years ago)

hehehe...hilarious...

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skid_infinity
August 30, 2016 (1 year ago)

heheh kaya pala nasuka si burat kasi mabaho si pekpek! sabagay kahit sino sigurong iuntog ang ulo sa madilim at mabahong butas tyak masusuka! hahah

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