A Woman's Confession

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Poem: English · Categories: Erotic · Tags: , , , ,
Date: January 29, 2016 (2 years ago)


me and my hairbrush

i dont have a long hair,
but, to long for a hairbrush is fair;
the bristle part had not much i need,
more than the handle part can give.

it's actually a kind of comb,
that could be used near the womb.
some parts are made for drying moist hair,
and there are part for wetting moist lair;

it's a thing as innocent as can be,
but like heroes it has a naughty history;
and i thought that i know all the things it can do,
till come a day, that i lost my beloved dildo.

so, i found some hairbrush is bought,
not for its strong bristles, i thought,
but for its sleek ang ribbed handles,
and because i found what it fondles.

i brush my hair in the open, you can see,
but i love its handle more in privacy;
now, i use my hairbrush with more enthusiasm,
to have a wavy hair and orgasm.

tho, i dont have a long hair,
to long for a hairbrush is fair;
tho the bristle part had not much to give,
...

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graccubus
January 29, 2016 (2 years ago)

ha-ha your hairbrush is innocent until u use the naughty side of it...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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OxyMora
January 29, 2016 (2 years ago)

Oh my! Got to try this one. (Imao)

A CHICKEN CROSSING A ROAD IS POULTRY IN MOTION.

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graccubus
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

goodluck!

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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wickd.witz
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January 29, 2016 (2 years ago)

Hahahahaha ! Beset this ! Faved ! Love it ! You... one sick mofo !

THE FACT THAT THERE IS A HIGHWAY TO HELL BUT ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS.

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graccubus
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

i love to be sick...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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antoinette
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

ahah! i will never look at hair brushes in the same way again.

i wanna run to you... ohhhh

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graccubus
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

a mother sure guessed it right when she found her daughter's hairbrush's
handle full of dried flaky things... she said to herself " oh, she's on to it
now... maybe... her electric toothbrush is broken..."

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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kenneth69
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

hahaha... Super Nice poem... the multiplicity of purpose of a hairbrush.

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graccubus
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

but be careful to ask a girl if she's using the delicious edge
of her hairbrush...

if you frequent fss...you have less time for sex...unless, you're in it now...

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safari
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January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

I am looking at my hairbrush now and hmmmm... the handle doesn't seem friendly, it has a pointed end. Haha

Call me a curse or just call me blessed. If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.

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LordDrake
January 30, 2016 (2 years ago)

In product design, there's the concept of multi-purpose. This would be unintended purpose.

The great thing about fiction is that anything can happen. The author is practically a god of the world he or she writes about.

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