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How to Celebrate the Balentayms Day (Singols) (w/ Dedications)

Submitted by on February 13, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Hey everyone! Happy  Valentine's day! I am excited to celebrate it with my self. Lol Seriously thou, it's for everyone. Who cares? It's one of my fave occassions, more than my birthday in fact. :-)

So to those who do not have someone to spend this day with, I hope you'll find this blog helpful. 

1. Wake up with a bang! Nope, not in a sexual way thou! Just be happy that at least you still got another chance to wake up, on a vday, for that matter. Cheers! Take a selfie? 

2. Go to work. I know that it fell on a Sunday, but I understand that some, still work on this day. Greet everyone and start scratching out entries from your "to do list".  Easy!  Think that you are blessed enough to have  a work. A lot of people are unemployed these days. :-) 

3. Stay at home or go out if it's your day off. Cook good food for your family and spend quality time with them  or go out and shove yourself to every cramped up area all over the metro. Indulge! 

4.  Send out greetings! Spread the love! :-) Self explanatory. 

5. Buy yourself flowers, chocolates or whatever.Hindi mo kailangan mainggit, bumili ka! Hahaha so what? I bought a ring for myself, pina engrave ko pa ang pangalan ko. Lol Hindi nga lang balentyms noon. My point being,  it's not lame to buy something for yourself. Think about shopping! 

Most importantly GO TO CHURCH. Not to pray for someone whom you can spend the vday with, next year, but to w...

Pilat

Submitted by on February 12, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Poem: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Sugat mo na iniwan...
Malalim kaya't di nag hilom....
Lumipas man ang panahon...
Nanatiling parang kahapon...

Sakit at dalamhati...
Kailan ba mapapawi...
Pagkat ayaw ko ng ngumiwi...
Dahil puso'y nanatiling Sawi...

Pilit kitang lilimutin...
Abutin man ng kulimlim...
Maghilom lamang ang mga sugat...
At tuluyang maging peklat...

Ala ala ang maiiwan...
Ang hapdi ay lilisan...
Hindi na muling masasaktan...
Kahit mag krus pa ang daan...

...

Happy Valentine's Day

Submitted by on February 12, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Ang Valentine's Day ay ipinagdiriwang ng napakaraming bansa kahit hindi ito isang public holiday. Ilang araw pa lang bago ito sumapit ay abala na ang ilan sa pagpaplano kung saan ito ipagdiriwang. Ang mga motel sa buong Pilipinas ay tiyak na punuan na simula ngayong gabi hanggang akinse ng Pebrero. Kung bakit ay hulaan nyo na lang.

Gusto kong ibahagi ang isang balita na nabasa ko noon na naganap diumano sa Portland, Oregon, USA. Ang hindi ko masiguro ay kung may katotohanan nga ba ito o wala. Narito ang ilang bahagi:

'Valentine's Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack.

Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day
.'

This maybe a joke dahil paano natantya ang bilang kung patay na ang jakulero? Hanep din ang nag-autopsy, ano? Hindi kaya expert din sa masturbation hahaha. Anyway, joke man ito o hindi ay malaking problema ang depression na tumatama sa ilang tao kapag walang ka-Valentine. Kabilang ka ba dito?

Paalala lang na huwag masyadong dibdibin. Tiyaga na lamang sa paghahanap at paghihintay. Kung hindi naman darating ay meron pang next year. Isipin mo na lang muna na mas masarap ang single para gumaan ang pakiram...

Ride

Submitted by on February 11, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Poem: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Ano? Ready ka na?
Uumpisahan na natin ang isang ride na masaya
Kapit nang mabuti, 'wag kang bibitiw
Heto na't uumpisahan na natin aking giliw

wag kang matakot, kamay mong hawak ko na.
Hawak lang ng mahigpit pagkat pabulusok na.
Rinig ko na ang iyong sigaw
Sige lang aking mahal sulitin natin ang atin araw.

Pabilis nang pabilis, mundo nati'y umiikot
Matatapos pa kaya ito? Sana wag na lang giliw ko.
Pero dumating rin tayo sa dulo
parehong pagod ngunit kita kong sulit ang iyong pagod
sa iyong ngiti alam kong masaya ka
at ang paghalik sa iyong noo ay pagsasabi kong mahal kita

Hawak ko ulit ang iyong kamay
naisip ko lang masaya palang sumakay ng roller coaster pag ikaw ang kasabay.

*writing from a male's point of view*
enjoy rin palang magsulat gamit ang pananaw ng isang lalake :)...

To Wash Or not To Wash (That is the Question)

Submitted by on February 10, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

This blog has been nagging my mind for quite a time now.  Pero medyo  tipong  wala sa priority  ko kaya naburo  ng matagal.

But last night while surfing  sa TV, I stumbled upon an episode sa National Geographic which prompted me to write this blog.

This is about Hygiene.  For Men Only.

I  had often wondered before how many men washed  their  hands after  mag  jingle. 

Through the years, whenever na sa public  CR ako --movie house, mall,  restaurant, hotel..terminals, airport,  etc..including  pay toilets—I can’t help but observed  ang  mga lalake na naghuhugas ng mga kamay  after mag jingle.

I have observed din ang mga growing number of overweight  people , women in particular, sa mga passengers ng jeep in the years that I have been a commuter. But then again, that  is another story.

Back to the main issue.  

Give me a wild guess kung ilan  sa bawat sampung mga lalake ang naghuhugas ng kamay. Five, six seven?

 First,  I want to share with you (not to you)  the result of the  study/observation in said TV  episode that  took place in America.

67%  lang daw ang naghuhugas ng kamay pagtapos jumingle!

Rounding it off,  this translates  to about 7 out of 10 men  who  practice good hygiene!

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Now, based on my personal observation here in the country.  My educated estimate is about  less than 50%....

I'm Thinking Of...

Submitted by on February 8, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

So here I am, staying late at night
And the cold air touching my skin, embracing
While my mind's pondering, thinking
Looking at the calendar, I see the love day nearing
And so I keep thinking and never stop thinking.

I'm sorry, I just can't help myself of not saying:
"You've been running in my mind all day, even when sleeping,
But why does my heart not feeling?"

So here I am, late at night
With the cold air touching my skin, embracing
And my mind's pondering, thinking
Thinking of...

exams.

*****

Made by a student struggling with sleep and studies...

BOW....

Goodbye, Sheep. Hello, Monkey!

Submitted by on February 7, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , ,

Goodbye, Sheep. Hello, Monkey!In the spirit of this year’s Chinese New Year celebration, I am blogging about the common misconceptions regarding the Filipino-Chinese people and traditions in general.

Here it goes…

1. Pula para swelte!

Wrong. Red shirts and dresses are usually worn during Chinese New Year not because it’s swerte per se, but because it wards off malas. In the ancient days, it is believed that a dragon disturbed the peace in a village and it was only on New Year ’s Eve that the villagers hanged red cloths and lanterns and the dragon fled away because it was scared of the color red.

2. Dami Ang Pao, dami pera!

Wrong. Ang Pao, a small red envelope with Chinese characters, are given away not to be spent on whims and caprices. It is given to family members so as to signify luck and prosperity. It must be kept inside the wallet the whole year round to attract money.

3. Intsik = Kuripot!

Wrong. The apt word should be matipid. I say for certain that most Fil-Chinese households are not kuripot. It just boils down to the fact that we value our hard-earned money. Let me share to you my own taste of this “hard-earned money” concept. Growing up, I enjoyed being pampered. But as soon as I graduated from college, I was warned by my dad that he’ll cut off my allowance as well as my cards. Why? Because I had to earn for myself. Either I work...

Lies

Submitted by on February 7, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Lies

I always wonder why you have to lie


When you know in the end you would make someone cry

Can't you hear your heart pounding?

Or you're palm sweating?

Can't you hear that little voice giving you warning?

Oh we always thought that words won't kill

But the cause it will make is so hard for us to heal

The truth shall set you free they always say

But there you go pretending to be okay

I wish you know that I can see the lies in your eyes

The fears you hide through your disguise

It's not hard for me to accept the reality

It would make me feel better if you would be honest to me....

To FSS Members: Attn Newbies

Submitted by on February 6, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , ,

To FSS Members
Attn: Newbies
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The writers are the backbone of FSS.

This site currently has 57,475 members scattered in around 28 countries of which an estimated 88% are based here.

The writers? My generous estimate is that the writers represent a measly  ¼ of 1 one per cent of the total FSS membership. (If my knowledge in math doesn’t escape me now.)

So writers are most welcome here!

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BUT…

First, read the house rules before posting your work.

Its like reading the instruction first before answering your test paper.

Violation means * even if you got all the answers correct.

Write to express, never to impress.

Compete only with yourself, never mind the others.

To borrow a line from Desiderata,

“For always there will be lesser and greater person (writer) than yourself”

For reference , read the works of some very good writers here, particularly those of Eroticus and Regalia.,Phil_gabriel, fiction_factory, anino and the one and only Jason the Jackal!

For me, their stories are A+, both in style and content.

But develop your own style, for all we know,

yours might be better than ours.

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Write in the language you are most comfortable with.

Writing in b...

Eff. Hue. Sea. Kay teehee

Submitted by on February 5, 2016 (11 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

The contents of this blog are not scientific in nature. I am not a doctor nor anything close to medical world. I am just sharing what I have googled (I understand that some info could be just from "grey papers" since internet isn't that reliable)  these past few years and some of my personal views. I refuse to cite my sources because I am too lazy to do so. Hahalukayin ko pa ang baul ko. LOL

(The blog "Not a virgin anymore"  inspired me to post this)

This is for the couples who are sexually active but do not want to be parents, just yet.

1. A woman should know her body. Dude, this is basic. She should know her cycle; the number of days, whether sh e is regular or not, the symptoms during ovulation so on and so forth. You know what I mean; you are not a newborn baby, doll.

(Please note that menstrual cycle might change sporadically depending on the mode of your, yes sexual life. Based on my personal experience – which I do not intend to actually include here but I was grasping for a reference so-, my menstrual cycle is longer (33 days) when I am sexually dormant LOL what a vagcano (that’s because I love puns). However, when I am active it is average or shorter (28 days or less).

(In addition, A girl might miss her period after she had her first sexual encounter a.k.a deflowered a.ka. virgin, no more. That is why sometimes, there is a pregnancy scare. I suggest, women should not have sex while they are still in t...

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