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POLL: Katawan o Performance?

Submitted by on January 24, 2017 (6 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Hello there, beshie! Dahil bored ako at hindi ko matanggap na pinagpalit ako ng bet ko sa isang mukhang famewhore na tilapia (bitter ako), magpapasurvey nalang ako. 

Ano ba talaga ang mas preferred ng mga kalalakihan: babaeng seksi na tuod sa kama o babaeng malaman pero performer? 

Sorry ha. Kasi nakakainis na. Most of the time, lagi nalang ako nadadali e. Kailangan ko lang naman ng sagot. Hahaha. PS: Wag akong tanungin kung tuod ako, beh. Baka ikaw matuyot sakin. Chos!...

Patience, Expectations and Reality

Submitted by on January 23, 2017 (6 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

What do you expect sa isang adult site? Bulgar na mga tao? Malilibog na bibig? Malisyosong pag-iisip? Granted. But that doesn't mean na mawawala ka sa linya ng paghihinay-hinay.

Yung paghahanap ng FUBU para kang nanliligaw dyan., parang pakikipagsex din yan. Hindi minamadali. Kakabigay mo pa lang ng private account mo sesendan ka agad ng naghuhumindig na titi? Ng boobs na parang kinagat ng bubuyog; ayos sana kung malaki eh kaso madalas jutay naman, Ok lang din yun syempre kung requested, pero ung kakakilala nyo pa lang tapos pagopen mo ganun agad? (Hindi po ako nanlalait, opinyon ko po ito ayon sa naranasan ko, at madalas po kasi akong mapagkamalang lalaki). Minsan imbis na malibugan eh matatawa ka na lang.

Anyway, sinong may gusto na pasok agad pag makikipagtotnakan sya? Mas masarap mahaba ang foreplay, yun tipong hindi mo mapipigilang makarating sa ikapitong langit sa pagkasabik at sa antisipasyon. Sinong maliligayahan na makaisa lang, yun tipo ng wag lang di makaraos. Di ba wala naman.

Sinong nasarapan sa quickie na 2 minutes and 30 seconds lang? Mas ok kung aabutin kayo ng mahigit tatlong oras di ba, Yun bang pareho nyo naenjoy kung ano yung ginawa nyo. Both gender should learn that patience sa paghahanap ng taong makakapawi ng init ng katawan nila, na laging on call sa oras ng libog. Lalo na kung ang pagitan nyo ng nakuha mong FUBU eh from east to west. Sya may sabit, ikaw single and vice versa.

Walang kahit na anong bagay...

Missing

Submitted by on January 23, 2017 (6 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , ,

Abstinence is real hahahaha walang meat! Wooohhh Still waiting for him to cumback este comeback!

Gusto ko na nga mghanap minsan ng kapalit kasi grabe talaga pero naisip ko mahirap maghanap ng ganung guy lol

I mean the one who will act as if your boyfriend kahit di ka pa ready sa commitment choss sunod na dun yung performance. hahahaha! Dick size nya is average size pero kems lang hahahaha masherep pa rin. lol

Tapos yung inner Goddess ko nailalabas ko pag sya yung partner ko hahaha napansin ko kasi yun sa iba na sobrang tamad ko on bed pero with him I dunno I feel like having sex with James Deen charot. After nun is yung fez nya. Oo bes ang pogi nya :( ewan ko nga sa pangit kong to nakipagsex pa din sya sakin tas naaatim nyang makipaghalikan pa and kahit in public nagkiss kami! Mehehehehe ganda ko dun. Anyway, wala lang to na-mimiss ko lang sya! Namiss ko magboxing. Na-miss ko alagaan ako. Na-miss ko kumain sa labas at loob Hahahaha namimiss ko sya! :'(

P.s. He's in Mindanao and I'm here in Manila. Student ako sya naman may project na sinimulan dun. He's not a soldier ha. Ayun lang. Di ako inlove namiss ko sya sa kama boring ng buhay ko puro acads nenemen....

Proud To Be Pinoy?

Submitted by on January 21, 2017 (6 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Kapag mas mahaba at mas mataba ba ang titi ay tiyak na mas masarap at nakakatakam? Ang 'nakakatakam' ay posible ngunit ang 'mas masarap' ay kwestyonable. Napakaganda nga namang tignan at parang nakakayabang kapag may kalakihan pero hindi ibig sabihin ay tiyak na maliligayahan. 

Ang mga Pinoy ay may average raw na 4.3 inches na more than enough upang makapagpaligaya ng isang Pinay dahil sa saktong sukat ng katawan na nababagay sa mga lalaking Pinoy. (Kailangan mo lang ng at least 3 inches at matigas na kargada upang maabot ang G-Spot ng babae ayon sa uncomfirmed research)

Sa sukat na ito ng Pinoy ay may mga advantages. Una, tamang-tama lamang na maisusubo ng babae at mapapaglaruan ng bibig dahil hindi agad mangangawit. Alam naman natin na kasama sa foreplay ang pag-blow at may mga babae na ito ang trip gawin. Sa part ng lalaki ay napakasarap nga naman dahil kayang-kayang i-deep throat ito.

Ikalawa, kapag naglabas-masok naman sa babae ay hindi agad laspag dahil na rin sa katamtaman ngang sukat. Wala namang babae na gusto na maluwag sila, right? Both ways ay nakikinabang.

Isang kaibigang babae ang madalas na mang-asar sa mga Pinoy dahil daw may kaliitan tayo kumpara nga naman sa mga napapanood sa mga porn videos gayundin sa mga foreigners na lubhang mas malalaki at mas matatangkad sa atin. Sabi ko nga na sa unang tingin ay mas masarap at nakakatakam pero kabaligtaran ang nangyari.

Minsan ay nakatapat siya n...

Random (Royal Rumble)

Submitted by on January 20, 2017 (6 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

I was trying to write about "moving on" when I thought of this paradox (unsure, or any kind of figure of speech), "THE PAIN DOES NOT HURT ME ANYMORE", now if this line has a copyright then be it, I have no intention whatsoever to steal idea from people. Coincidence braa! So, yes, I thought of it and tried to understand it in depth. How can pain, not hurt someone anymore? Like,probably she (I will use a feminine pronoun duh I am not a sexist) recognizes the possible occurence of pain but does not entertain it in her mind because she is cool like that. It is also possible that pain is non-extant for her anymore, numb na? Probably she got too much of it. Intense nerve wrecking heart break. That ahole might have ripped her aorta big time (aorta bra, just to sound medical), to such extent that she just couldn't feel anything anymore. Acceptance? It could be it. Parang, yep ahole, I am totally done with you, I will never ever forget that crap you pulled on me, but you are forgiven. You are not the right one for me. Ganon! I honestly know the feels but I could hardly explain it..lol :p

I must be really high; sugar rush, for actually thinking about trivial things but dayum! this simple kind of shenanigan make me want to eat even more. See how totally irelevant my post is? Lol But I love randoms and irelevance and kajologans because I know that I am at my super bongga self (bawal mag react). hahaha

I cannot sleep at night..Iniisip m...

Internet Blokes (I wish I could add "and where to find them" lols)

Submitted by on January 16, 2017 (7 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:



I have been trying to write a poem but I could hardly bear a single idea so I dropped the ish (ILY Lilly S. a.k.a IISupwerwomanII) and started to draft this material instead. My judgments are not necessarily true but just how I perceived them to be. LOL Yep! Judgmental as I am. ;) Coolio! (Most references are from the teen forum where I spent most of my internet life LMAO).  Btw sabi  sa saying "If the shoe fits, feel free to tie the lace" (or something like that)--nine months in the making hahaha

1. The good guy. He is genuinely nice. He will never mean harm to anyone. He will laugh at not-so-funny jokes, always there to listen to your long-day rant so on and so forth. You can insult him and he will do the same favor back at you, but you will be just cool, as you always are. He will not necessarily comfort you with serious advice but he will make you feel good anyway. What makes him better or best is a brother-in-law who cooks great food and a wife who makes delish pink gelatine. ;) Yes, it is not really him, but his family members. And yes! Men of this type are taken but yes (again), they are allowed to make friends. I know because I got the chance to meet someone like him. EB ftw!

2. The Homie. He is not necessarily single, but he is, often times. LOL he knows where to eat and find the best food in town. I think it is the food that makes him single. What do you think? You can drag him anywhere you want but you will not end up having sex...

Never Had an Orgasm

Submitted by on January 14, 2017 (7 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Girls, ask ko lang? Normal ba na hindi mag orgasm pag nkikipag sex kayo? Ako kasi never pa eh. Had my first time when I was 22 na naging bf ko for 4 yrs, LDR kami pero nag memeet naman 4x a year. The sex was great and pleasurable naman. Then we broke up.

After nun nakapag asawa ko ng iba, LDR ulit. So, nag sex kami talaga mag asawa na. We're married for 5 yrs now, pero ni isa di pa ako nag orgasm... Pero pag nag masturbate naman ako nag cum naman ako. Normal ba toh? Nakaka inggit nababasa ko dito. May mali ba saakin?...

So I Am A Loser

Submitted by on January 9, 2017 (7 months ago)
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Loser ako hindi s mukha, s performance cguro. Ganito yun, 1st time ko 2nd yr HS ako. Panalo yung girl, muse ng klase namin, RK pa. Di ko alam if ako lang nakaranas nito kasi nung itry ko kainin yung kanya me amoy, ewan, malinis naman sya sa katawan amputi pa nga nya pero di ko kinaya nung dinidilaan ko. Pinigil ko mapasuka noon at napansin nya reaction ko kaya ayun di natuloy kasi nga napahiya na sya, ako din. Anyway natuloy din naman after ilang buwan na pambobola pero di ko na talaga ginawa  "yun", sya din parang ayaw nya n rin dun. Actually naka 8x n putok ako nun sya di ko alam kung ilan pero i can say na basang-basa rin naman sya even w/o doing that.

Now e 2nd yr college na ako, naka 7 na rin akong gf pero one time ko lang inulit yun at d2 sa latest gf ko na. Mas may edad s kin gf ko, graduating na at marami pang experience sa akin para ngang gingawa akong boy toy nito e, pandisplay lang at pag na e-eL siya ako madalas tawagan pero ayos lang parang di rin nman ako seryoso sa kanya. Ang problema ko po e nung i-try ko sa kanya gawin, nung una ok lang manageable nman yung smell, mabango nga e amoy pH care, nakikita ko po kc sa CR nila yun. Kaya lang ba't ganun pag nilalabasan sila parang di na maganda amoy me after taste sa dila, kaya ang ending tumitigil ako agad at umaakyat na. Eto rin siguro dahilan kaya madalas e on-top sya.

Pero don't get me wrong, tingin ko naman napapaligaya ko rin ang babae base sa reaction at pangingini...

Pusa, Edi Meow

Submitted by on January 8, 2017 (7 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Ang lungkot lang na may mga taong, nag dedemand na sila lang dapat ang mahal, ang piliaan, ang priority; pero wala namang effort para sila yung gawan mo ng ganun.

Tipping, ang gusto sila lang dapat, pero di ka naman bibigyan ng dahlia para silang talaga dapat.

Gusto bida, pero ang ugali pang kontrabina.

sino bang mag nanais tumanda kasama mo hindi mo kasundo? 

ang sirap na magloks, para makakawala na....

Happy New Year!

Submitted by on December 31, 2016 (7 months ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Happy New Year to all! Forget 2016 and let's move forward to a wonderful 2017....

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