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Internet Blokes (I wish I could add "and where to find them" lols)

Submitted by on January 16, 2017 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:



I have been trying to write a poem but I could hardly bear a single idea so I dropped the ish (ILY Lilly S. a.k.a IISupwerwomanII) and started to draft this material instead. My judgments are not necessarily true but just how I perceived them to be. LOL Yep! Judgmental as I am. ;) Coolio! (Most references are from the teen forum where I spent most of my internet life LMAO).  Btw sabi  sa saying "If the shoe fits, feel free to tie the lace" (or something like that)--nine months in the making hahaha

1. The good guy. He is genuinely nice. He will never mean harm to anyone. He will laugh at not-so-funny jokes, always there to listen to your long-day rant so on and so forth. You can insult him and he will do the same favor back at you, but you will be just cool, as you always are. He will not necessarily comfort you with serious advice but he will make you feel good anyway. What makes him better or best is a brother-in-law who cooks great food and a wife who makes delish pink gelatine. ;) Yes, it is not really him, but his family members. And yes! Men of this type are taken but yes (again), they are allowed to make friends. I know because I got the chance to meet someone like him. EB ftw!

2. The Homie. He is not necessarily single, but he is, often times. LOL he knows where to eat and find the best food in town. I think it is the food that makes him single. What do you think? You can drag him anywhere you want but you will not end up having sex...

Never Had an Orgasm

Submitted by on January 14, 2017 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Girls, ask ko lang? Normal ba na hindi mag orgasm pag nkikipag sex kayo? Ako kasi never pa eh. Had my first time when I was 22 na naging bf ko for 4 yrs, LDR kami pero nag memeet naman 4x a year. The sex was great and pleasurable naman. Then we broke up.

After nun nakapag asawa ko ng iba, LDR ulit. So, nag sex kami talaga mag asawa na. We're married for 5 yrs now, pero ni isa di pa ako nag orgasm... Pero pag nag masturbate naman ako nag cum naman ako. Normal ba toh? Nakaka inggit nababasa ko dito. May mali ba saakin?...

So I Am A Loser

Submitted by on January 9, 2017 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Loser ako hindi s mukha, s performance cguro. Ganito yun, 1st time ko 2nd yr HS ako. Panalo yung girl, muse ng klase namin, RK pa. Di ko alam if ako lang nakaranas nito kasi nung itry ko kainin yung kanya me amoy, ewan, malinis naman sya sa katawan amputi pa nga nya pero di ko kinaya nung dinidilaan ko. Pinigil ko mapasuka noon at napansin nya reaction ko kaya ayun di natuloy kasi nga napahiya na sya, ako din. Anyway natuloy din naman after ilang buwan na pambobola pero di ko na talaga ginawa  "yun", sya din parang ayaw nya n rin dun. Actually naka 8x n putok ako nun sya di ko alam kung ilan pero i can say na basang-basa rin naman sya even w/o doing that.

Now e 2nd yr college na ako, naka 7 na rin akong gf pero one time ko lang inulit yun at d2 sa latest gf ko na. Mas may edad s kin gf ko, graduating na at marami pang experience sa akin para ngang gingawa akong boy toy nito e, pandisplay lang at pag na e-eL siya ako madalas tawagan pero ayos lang parang di rin nman ako seryoso sa kanya. Ang problema ko po e nung i-try ko sa kanya gawin, nung una ok lang manageable nman yung smell, mabango nga e amoy pH care, nakikita ko po kc sa CR nila yun. Kaya lang ba't ganun pag nilalabasan sila parang di na maganda amoy me after taste sa dila, kaya ang ending tumitigil ako agad at umaakyat na. Eto rin siguro dahilan kaya madalas e on-top sya.

Pero don't get me wrong, tingin ko naman napapaligaya ko rin ang babae base sa reaction at pangingini...

Pusa, Edi Meow

Submitted by on January 8, 2017 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Ang lungkot lang na may mga taong, nag dedemand na sila lang dapat ang mahal, ang piliaan, ang priority; pero wala namang effort para sila yung gawan mo ng ganun.

Tipping, ang gusto sila lang dapat, pero di ka naman bibigyan ng dahlia para silang talaga dapat.

Gusto bida, pero ang ugali pang kontrabina.

sino bang mag nanais tumanda kasama mo hindi mo kasundo? 

ang sirap na magloks, para makakawala na....

Happy New Year!

Submitted by on December 31, 2016 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Happy New Year to all! Forget 2016 and let's move forward to a wonderful 2017....

Badtrip Di Ba?

Submitted by on December 28, 2016 (2 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Yung katotohanan na hindi lahat ng MAHAL natin, kaya tayong i-satisfy sexually.
Pero ang mas masakit ay, hindi lahat ng nag sasatisfy saten sa bed, kaya tayong mahalin.

#doublebladesword
#badtrip...

My Fav Author: Fianne Elisse

Submitted by on December 26, 2016 (2 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , , ,

Looking back there was only one author that made a mark on me and it was Fianne Elisse. She wore really hot stories and yung story telling niya was very engaging and hot.

Ever since nawala yung pinoylit parang ang hirap na maghanap ng mga stories niya especially yung mga voice recordings niya (they were apparently taken down on soundcloud).

Hope I can get to find and read/listen again some of her works....

Tanong Lang: Sino na Dito Ang Nakagamit ng Pampalibog Para sa mga Babae?

Submitted by on December 21, 2016 (2 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Gaya ng
Spanish fly motivator motivate her
Pandora
Powder na pangpalibog
O kahit anong brand.

Gusto ko lang malaman kung effective ba?
Ano side effect?
At gaano katagal ang bisa?

O paki sagot ng malaman ng lahat....

Return (?)

Submitted by on December 20, 2016 (2 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

It's been a while since I wrote something here. :)

Unfinished stories, tambak na confessions, I have so much to tell, and yet, so little to write down.

I did not know what to write.

So I lay low, and contacted people to do chatsex with me. In hopes na baka marestore yung usual condition ko sa pagiging horny. And yet I can't. Or rather, I'm losing interest. I don't know what's happened. Di ko na sya naeenjoy.

Now what I think of chatsex is a temporary retreat to all my problems. It's like drinking - it's my way of forgetting, only to realize that after the deed is done, it's like being sober, and the harsh reality of my unfinished works in acads and in here slaps me in the face.

And yet, there are things that we must do in life.

I'm probably going to continue writing here again. Or continue my search for a chatsex buddy. I don't know. All I know is I want to enjoy things while I still can. We have all the time in the world, don't we?

I hope this marks a comeback....

Text Na Nadisgrasya

Submitted by on December 15, 2016 (2 months ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

In other words, epic fail na text.

Here goes:

Typical na day-to-day office scenario, super busy.  Then nagkataon na katatapos ko lang sa isang report kaya naisipang sumilip sa celfone. May nagsend ng message sa Viber. Hindi ko sya ka-close but we exchange messages from time to time.  

At first kumusta lang naman and I was in the mood na magreply kahit office hours pa.  (Btw, bawal sa office namin ang gumamit ng celfone for personal business during office hours. Kaya nakaw na sandali kami with cp.)

One message led to another and he asked me if nakapagsulat na ba daw ako for someone.  Sabi ko naman di pa but I could give it a try.  Meron daw kasi syang friend na gustong isulat ang sariling kwento but she is not confident na maging maganda kasi daw di sya writer.  Sabi ko din di ako makapagpromise na maganda pagkakasulat ko, if ever.

Then, out of nowhere, sabi nya "Want me to show something naughty?" Sagot ko naman "Go ahead."

I was thinking na naughty pic nung girl. Umandar pagkatomboy ko. Sorry naman.

Then he sent me "his" pic na nakatayo, and sinasakal ATM (at the moment). He asked me what do I think daw of his pic.  Sagot ko naman nothing, since I don't get horny with just a pic. Which is true. Unless, that "pic" is of someone na mahal ko at pinagnanasaan ko. That's a different story na.

Anyway, to cut the story short, nag-break time na.  4:30.

Nasa pantry na...

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