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POV's - Men vs Women

Submitted by on May 9, 2018 (12 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: ,

Di dalawin ng antok kaya nagsulat nalang. Wala naman pumapasok na idea for a story so I came up with some random rumblings.

Bakit nga ba laging magkaiba ang Point Of Views ng babae at lalaki? When it comes to perspective, may it be in life.. love.. sex or just simple things, magkakontra o kundi man total opposite.. malayo ang diprensya. Sabi nga, Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Dyan palang, worlds apart na, literally, nasa gitna ang Earth.

To illustrate the difference, here are some jokes and analogies I gather.. feel free to comment and lets start the battle. Round 1... fight!

Groom POV vs. Bride's:

The groom is smiling while his bride is walking down the aisle. His Bestman ask him why he is so happy and this is what he said... "Im marrying the one who gave me the best blowjob ever.."

The Bride is also having a blast.. so happy that one of her Bridesmaids ask her why she is very happy that she answered with... "Why wouldn't I? I have given my last blowjob!" :))

Shopping:

Ang lalaki pag bibili ng sapatos, pag-uwi ang dala.., sapatos!

Ang babae pag bibili ng sapatos, pag-uwi... may bag, may bagong blouse, may make up, may hikaw, bagong gupit at manicure.. pero nalimutan ang sapatos! :))

Orgasm:

"Hon, malapit na ko. Sabayan mo ko.. ayan na Hon. Oooohhhhhhh!" at pinuno ng tamod niya ang puki ni babae. = Tr...

Para Kanino?

Submitted by on April 30, 2018 (22 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

5:00 ng madaling araw ng magising ako sa tilaok ng mga tandang sa paligid. Nasa probinsya ako para sa isang bakasyon. Sumisilip sa silid na aking tinutuluyan ang liwanag ng ilaw na nagmumula sa kusina. Madilim pa ang paligid pero bumangon na ako. Binuksan ko ang bintana at huminga ng malalim. Ang sarap ng samyo ng hangin sa nayon. Nakakapagbigay ng kakaibang saya sa puso ng sinomang mula sa siudad na ang hangin ay halos usok na ang bumubuo. Lumabas na ako sa silid at tinungo ang kusina. Inabutan ko ang pinsan kong si Danielle. Nakaupo at kaharap ang isang mug na umuusok ang laman. Ang sarap ng halimuyak ng kape. Tumingin sa akin ang pinsan ko. Napatitig din ako. Nakasuot lang siya ng manipis na sandong puti at pajama.
     "O kuya gising ka na pala" sabi nito.
     "Oo insan" sagot ko naman. "Punta lang ako sa bathroom sandali" pahabol ko.
     Pagbalik ko sa kusina nagulat ako.  May nagsalita sa likod ko. Si Daniella.
     "Halika kuya" sambit nito. "Kape tayo" dagdag niya sabay abot ng mug na may mainit na kape.
     Pagkaabot nito sa mug ay inilapit nito ang bibig sa aking tenga at binulungan ako. 
     "Kuya Gex, PARA KANINO KA GUMIGISING?" tanong nito.
Napangiti ako sabay sagot ko, "PARA SA MAINIT NA KAPE." 
Tumawa kaming dalawa.
     "Kampay para sa mga adik sa kape" sigaw nito at sabay tawanan na naman. =)...

Help

Submitted by on April 27, 2018 (25 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Hi! May hinahanap akong story. I don't know if dito ko nabasa yun or what. Pero, please do help. Anyway, ito yung gist ng story.

Brother and sister sila, and may nangyari between them. Yung kaibigan ng guy ay nagkaroon ng encounter sa isang convenience store with his mom even before they met. After that, pumunta yung friend ni brother sa bahay nila para magbakasyon ata or something. Then, nagkagulatan sila nung mother. Makapal mukha nung friend ni brother so di niya tinigilan yung mother hanggang may mangyari sa kanila.

Sorry, ang gulo. But please reply if you know the title of the story. Thank you!...

IDK

Submitted by on April 24, 2018 (28 days ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Naalala na naman kita. Tangina.

Iang linggo ba? Buwan? O 'wag mo sabihing taon ang aabutin na ganito ako? Grabe naman!

Ano? Araw araw nalang?

Araw araw nalang ako gigising na mabigat na agad yung loob ko?
Araw araw ko nalang uumpisahan yung araw ko na pilit yung mga ngiti ko?
Araw araw nalang na ang sikip sikip ng dibdib ko?
Araw araw ba talaga? Hindi ba pwedeng every other day?!

Ano?! Sagutin mo naman! Ayoko na sa'yo e!
Ayoko na. Ayoko na nito.
Ang sakit sakit kaya.

Ayaw ko na umiyak...

Ayaw na kita maalala. Ni amoy mo sa damit ng katabi ko sa jeep, ayoko malanghap. Nasasaktan ako kahit fabcon lang yon. Pucha.
Ayaw na kita mamiss. Nagtatrabaho ako ng maayos, tapos makikita ko mannerisms mo dun sa ka-officemate ko.
Literal, nabadtrip ako. Saya e. Ang saya, sobra.

Di ko na mabilang kung ilang buntung hininga na nagawa ko habang tinatype ko 'to.
Nakakatawa na ako yung #1 listener ng mga katrabaho o kaibigan ko sa mga lovelife nila, pero pag sa akin di ko ma-open sa kanila.
Naalala ko kasi palaging, walang tayo. Wala.

Napapagod na ko agad sa sarili ko.
Bakit kasi ginawa kitang source of happiness ko.
Bakit kasi tinotoo ko yung mga bagay na dapat biruan lang.
Bakit kasi ang landi mo!
At bakit naman kasi ang rupok ko! Naku naman!

Langya. Napagdaanan...

Virgin or Not

Submitted by on April 22, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

I was triggered when I've read something in here and all the sarcasm and rudeness went thru my ears up to my head. Hahaha!

So just in case you haven't read this yet, let me share this to you with all the emphasis in every word. Let me repeat. In. Every. Word.

"Listen. Listen. Listen. If you are a virgin and waiting for marriage, that's wonderful and I celebrate and honor you for that. HOWEVER, that doesn't give you the right to turn your nose up to those of US who are not and are waiting for marriage. Purity is MORE THAN your legs being closed. It's a reflection of WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART. Turning your nose up like you are better than someone who did fall into pre-marital sex shows a self-righteous heart. Your Virginity is only as good as your heart towards others.

YOU CAN'T BE VIRTUOUS AND VICIOUS AT THE SAME TIME."...

Tigang

Submitted by on April 20, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Bakit ganon? Ano bang mali sa chubby? 😔 2months na akong hindi inaano ni mister. Tigang na tigang na ako. Ako ba my mali oh siya na? Payo naman di ko na alam gagawin ko sa sex lfe namin 😔😔...

In A Slump

Submitted by on April 18, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

It has been a long while since I was here again. Had to finish a lot of things, settle what needs to be settled. Nung huli kong check dito, I realized I had a lot of unfinished stories. I really want to continue on writing the next parts, but I am having a hard time trying to get back into writing. I've been losing motivation din recently, and I have not engaged even in a naughty conversation to get me fired up. I need some advice on how I can recover from this slump and writer's block. Any help would be highly appreciated.

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Kinopya???

Submitted by on April 15, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

May nakita ako trailer ng isang movie. Katulad ng kwento ni sir fictio. Factory na fuck fiancee minus lang ng sex scenes. Ang title ng movie is sana dati starring paulo avelino and lovi poe. Ewan ko pero parehas yung plot ehh. Sana di naman sana kinopya lang yung gawa ni sir fiction factory.

Haha sa nakapanood nung movie, do you have the same thoughts just like me or baka mema lang ako. Haha pa enlighten na lang....

Common≠Normal≠Common

Submitted by on April 5, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Common≠Normal≠CommonSometimes it makes me wonder, what on earth is really normal?
Some say that act is abnormal and that one is normal.
Some say this one is normal and that one is not.
What made them utter such judgments?
Where did they draw their conclusions?

When an old fella (whether male or female) is attracted to a young one they say he's/she's ephebophile.
And ephebophilia they say is a psychological disorder.
When a young fella (whether male or female) is attracted to an older one they say he's/she's either teleiophile, mesophile or gerontophile.
And either teleiophilia, mesophilia or gerontophilia they say is a psychological disease.
When a person is attracted to a person with the same gender they say it's not normal.
What the hell is their basis by saying so?

Did they forget that COMMON DOES NOT MEAN NORMAL?
Did they forget that NORMAL DOES NOT MEAN COMMON?
By judging a thing to be abnormal, why do you think you have a normal mind?

As long as an action does not violate human rights let them be.
They are all part of diversity.
A monotonous world I think is a sign of abnormality....

Insecurity Bilang Lalaki

Submitted by on March 31, 2018 (1 month ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

'Di lang babae ang may insecurities sa katawan sympre pati kaming mga lalaki. Bro's thoughts on titan gel??? Ang hopeless ko na kasi bali eto babalak ako bumili and san pala nakakabili non? Maraming salamat mga tol! Haha...

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