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nasa-satisfy ka pa ba....

Submitted by on September 5, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: , Erotic

ng soc...sot...at sop???indecision...

anong masarap gawin...

Submitted by on September 5, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: , Erotic

pag alone ka and you feel so horny???...

Size of a Camel

Submitted by on June 3, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: English | Categories: Erotic | Tags: ,

Size of a CamelTwo old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."...

Hold-up

Submitted by on April 27, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , , ,

(BUS hinold-up)
HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
POKPOK: ako na lang po! maawa po kayo sa kanila!
MADRE: Wehh!! Epal!! Lahat nga daw eh!!.. PAKIALAMERA!...

Gamot

Submitted by on April 24, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Dati ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay kispirin at yakapsul
ngaun hindi na daw uso un!!
ano n uso??
BiogeSEX!
Pwdng gawin kht wlng laman ang tiyan…

panu ingat…...

Tooth Brush

Submitted by on April 20, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , ,

Boy: what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy: dont worry its tooth brush :)...

Infant Size

Submitted by on April 19, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Tilapvoy: B4 we get married i want u 2 know that my dick is like an infant.

GF: ok lang, i still luv u kahit maliit yan.

(during honeymoon)

GF: Nay ko po! kala ko ba parang infant?

Tilapvoy: parang infant nga, 8lbs, 12 inches……....

Make SEX a daily habit

Submitted by on April 18, 2012 (5 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , , , ,

Make SEX a daily habit Always start ur day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a the daily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE....

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