MidLifeCrisis

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Happy Birthday, starst1949!

Submitted by on January 9, 2016 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags:

Happy Birthday to one of the best writers here in FSS na sa tingin ko ay hindi lang matalino kundi yummy pa.

Lolo, dahil birthday mo, eto ang iaalay ko sa yo -

Sa mga panahong nagdaan
Gusto kong iyong malaman
Kung ilang ulit kitang pinagnasaan
Oh pantasya ng bayan!

Mga daing ko sana'y iyong marinig
At tayo sana'y magkaniig
Nang malaman mong gaano ako kahilig
Sa romansang sa aki'y nagpapakilig

Dila mo sana'y aking matikman
Laway mo't halik malasahan
Pangako ko sa yo di kita pagsawaan
Ilang beses man tayong magkantutan

At sa kaarawan mong eto
Katawan ko sana'y aking iregalo
Tanggapin mo sana ng buong-buo
Dahil iyong-iyo ako ngayon, lolo!

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Happy beerde, lolo!!!!

Wag ka po tumawa. Impromptu yang regalo ko sa yo.

Enjoy your big day! Muahhh!
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5 More Questions for the Day

Submitted by on November 26, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Erotic | Tags:

Salamat uli sa mga sumagot dun sa 10 questions ko. Medyo matagal-tagal na din yong dalawang blogs ko na yon kaya eto na naman ako, magtatanong ng panibagong 5 questions. Parang sequel lang.

Here goes:

1.) Sa mga mahilig mag-DIY*, have you done it during office hours na ba? If so, where exactly did you do it and how did it feel? Sa mga hindi pa 'to nagawa, naisip nyo bang gawin 'to? If so, what's stopping you from doing it? If not, simulan mo ng isipin ngayon. Exciting sya, pramis.

2.) Karamihan sa atin dumaan sa stage na nag-de-date sa sinehan. Dun sa mga naranasan ang movie dates, how far have you gone sa loob ng movie house? Nakapag-all the way na ba kayo or simpleng make out lang with matching blow job/kainan on the side? Sa mga hindi nakaranas, ay naku you missed the fun and the excitement kaya dapat i-try nyo. It's never too late.

3.) Aminin na natin, minsan iba ang sarap kapag kwiki lang. Ang tanong, saan yong mga lugar na pinagpantasyahan mong makapagkwiki kayo? Sa mga nakaranas na, saan nyo naman nagawang magkwiki? At paano nangyari yon?

4.) Naitanong na 'to dati pero gusto kong itanong uli. Naranasan nyo na bang lumabas ng bahay na walang undies? If so, ano ang pakiramdam? If not, have you ever thought about doing it?

5.) At eto medyo mahirap. Sino sa FSS ang pinagpantasyahan mong maikama? Ano-ano ang gusto mong gawin sa kanya?

O sya, sa ngalan ng katuwaang mahalay, sumag...

Taglibog: Shower Selfie

Submitted by on November 17, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Confession: True Story, Taglish | Categories: First Time, Toys and Masturbation | Tags: ,

Wala naman etong ipinagkaiba sa nakagawian ko ng pagsasarili except for the fact that this time I recorded the whole thing. From taking off my clothes to my sweet release.

Bakit ko nga ba kinunan ng video yon? Ahhhh kasi I wanted to give it to someone para yon nalang ang parausan nya sa mga panahong sya'y taglibog at wala ako para pagbigyan ang tawag ng kanyang laman.

Sino nga ba si someone?

He was my boyfriend for less than two months and it was funny kasi ginawa ko ang video na yon nung hindi na kami.

After a month of not talking after the breakup, he came back unexpectedly. I didn't ask why out of the blue he sent me a message sa Viber, I was just so happy to welcome him back. Mahal ko pa sya noon eh.

Pero nung bumalik sya ay hindi na naging kami uli. Sa simula pa lang we talked about it na. I think ginamit naming pareho ang mga panahong yon para we could gradually move on kasi tingin ko pareho kaming nabigla dun sa breakup. I could feel din naman na mahal pa nya ako. May mga rason lang talaga kung bakit hindi pwedeng maging kami.

And that was when we became ex with benefits. Long distance ex with benefits, to be exact. Nakakatawa nga pero he chose me who was at the other side of the Pacific Ocean over those girls na pumupunta sa shop nya at nagpapa-cute sa kanya.

The benefits?

Well, bumalik yong daily routine namin, except yong pagsasabi ng "I love you" sa isa't-i...

Pwede Bang Hiramin Ang Katawan Mo?

Submitted by on September 4, 2015 (1 year ago)
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags: ,

Nagising akong mabigat ang puson. Not because my bladder was full but because of an almost-real wet dream. I could still feel the overflowing lust from his touch. Ugh! Nabitin nga lang kasi bigla na akong nagising. At kung bakit ay hindi ko alam. Dahil siguro my subconscious mind was telling me it was almost 6am and I needed to get up and prep myself for another working day.

Pagkagising ko mukha nya agad ang pumasok sa isip ko at habang lasing pa ako sa libog ay kinuha ko agad ang aking celphone na nasa tabi lang ng unan ko and I texted him with just one word, "Wahhhhhhhhh".

Arghhhh! I broke my promise again. How many times had I made a pact with my horny self not to initiate a convo with him but everytime my libido is on overdrive all I could think of is his naked body on top of me, underneath me and all over me doing sweet orgasmic wonders to my sex-starved soul.

It's been weeks since I denied myself the pleasure of a self-induced orgasm and I think that's what triggered the wet dream. Ayoko na ng DIY. I seriously wanna get laid, once and for all. And this is where my dilemma comes in.

So eto ang mga katanungan ko (sa hindi naman mag-jowa):

Paano mo ba sasabihing "Gusto kitang maikama?". Paano mo ba iparating na seryoso ka sa gusto mong mangyari? How do you propose a one night stand without sounding cheap and desperate?

Hindi pa naman siguro ako ganun ka desperate but I have to adm...

On Heartaches and Dark Secrets

Submitted by on May 23, 2015 (2 years ago)
Posted in Confession: True Story, Taglish | Categories: Toys and Masturbation | Tags:

Whenever I am really broken I tend to do weird things, random things I wouldn't normally do when my heart is in good hands.

Ten years ago, the guy I was with for four years broke my heart when he sent me a simple text saying, "Sorry, may kasalanan ako sa 'yo." My instinctive reply was, "Ilang months na ang tiyan nya?" And his text came back with, "Manganganak na sya sa December." That was September and I was away on a job overseas.

Masakit. But then I knew, we both knew that was coming. It was just a matter of time. We were not meant to be together from the start anyway.

But with that heartache came a major turnaround in my life, I started to hate men. Hated them to the point that I allowed myself to have a relationship with a woman. Yes, I was with a woman, in her arms, in her bed for more than a year or two until I decided to go back home.

Did I love her? I thought I did but looking back, I know I didn't. I was just really pissed off with men in general that I wanted them out of my skin, for a while and was also curious how it was to have sex with a woman. Sex-wise, I could say we had our moments of wild dry-humping that led to a couple of mind-blowing release.

But oh well, nothing compares to making love with a guy, that I can assure you. So guys out there, don't start raising those dark eyebrows. You still have the upperhand as far as bed issues...

Taglibog: Ka-threesome ang Aking Vibe

Submitted by on April 26, 2015 (2 years ago)
Posted in Confession: True Story, Taglish | Categories: Toys and Masturbation | Tags: ,

Finally, nabilhan din ng battery ang vibe ko, after almost a year since binigay sa akin 'to ni Bebeko.

It was last year during the first FSS GEB nung nahawakan ko ang vibe na 'to pero nitong February lang nabilhan ng battery, courtesy of inang.grasya. Nagsawa na kasi sya sa kasasabi kong di ko magamit kasi walang battery. Ang matinding rason ko kung bakit hindi ko nabilhan ng battery was because nahihiya ako. Sa kapal ng mukha kong 'to hindi ko alam paano ipaliwanag sa mga kasamahan ko sa bahay kung anong gagawin ko sa double A na battery.

A few days after I put the battery in place, I had the usual chat conversation with someone. Then umabot sa point na tinamad na akong magtype kaya I asked him to call me na para pwede na akong pumikit habang nag-uusap kami.

"Anong ginagawa mo?" Bungad ko agad sa kanya after I answered his call.

"Eto naghihimas."

The moment I heard his voice, nag-somersault agad ang erotic veins ko. I don't know why but his voice has this intense effect on my carnal senses.

"Shit! Nakakalibog talaga ang boses mo. Pwede bang ako na ang maghihimas dyan?" Sabi ko sa kanya.

Hindi naman malandi ang boses nya pero ewan ko ba everytime na kausap ko sya parang ang sarap lang magpakasawa sa kanyang katawan.

"Make love tayo." Dagdag ko pa, my right hand already rubbing my mound. Tuluyan na a...

A Sexy Moaner, A Dirty Talker, A Screamer or A Silent Cummer?

Submitted by on April 15, 2015 (2 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Erotic | Tags: , , ,

Naalala ko lang a few days ago magulo kami sa chatroom. Biruan, asaran. And then may pumasok na isang chatter, biglang natahimik ang mga barako. I was thinking baka nasisid na sila sa bagong pasok na 'yon. Yon pala umiwas sila, at least two of them did. Ang rason ng isa ay nakukulitan daw sya sa chatter na 'yon, panay daw kasi ang whisper. Ang isa mas matindi ang rason. Baka daw ayain na naman syang mag-SOP, ayaw na daw nya. 

Amft! May nalalaman pang iwas-moves 'tong mga lalake.

But then, naintriga ako kaya tinanong ko 'yong umiwas sa SOP, since it was kinda unusual for a guy na umayaw sa SOP unless he is really that committed to someone else. Ang sagot nya: "Ayoko kasi yong style nya sa SOP. 'Yong naka-detalye ang gagawin pati tunog kung paano nya ako tsusupain. Ang gusto ko kasi moans lang."

That got me thinking which led me to write this blog.

Iba-iba nga talaga ang gusto ng tao at iba-iba din ang behavior ng bawat isa pagdating sa acts of sex, be it real intercourse or simpleng SOP lang.

Merong:

Sexy moaner - 'yong tipong daanin ka lang sa mga ungol na nakakaulol o ungol pa lang nababaliw ka na.

Dirty talker - 'yong nakadetalye ano ang gagawin as if meron kang tutorial, with matching sound effects pa sa iba.

Silent cummer ...

Hey, Stranger!

Submitted by on March 15, 2015 (2 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

It's funny how two people who used to say I-love-you to each other could actually become total strangers once the fires of that supposedly burning desire had died down. 

I remember a quote I came across while I was having a date with Google - "My ex and I, we're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just two strangers who shared some memories." Yes! That's all it's gonna be, memories. Memories of your sweet moments, of your petty quarrels, of your intense lovemaking and of just about anything you had done together and/or done for each other.

Breaking up is really never easy. Kahit pa nga sabihing it was a mutual agreement between the two parties pero at some point before that mutual agreement ay dumaan ang dalawang tao na yan sa isang unsavory encounter, which then led them to that mutual agreement to go on their separate ways.

If I could really have my way I'd opt to remain friends with my ex. Dahil malay natin baka pwede pang sindihan uli ang apoy na akala natin ay namatay na, di ba?

Seriously, hindi kasi ako yong tipo ng taong nagtatanim ng galit sa dibdib. Maybe there were instances na matagal akong nagpatawad but those rare cases didn't involve any of my exes. Mas matagal kasi mag-move on kapag may galit pa tayong nararamdaman.

Meron din akong nabasa somewhere na - "Friends can be lovers, but lovers can never be friends." Somehow, I do believe na ganun na nga (...

Katas

Submitted by on October 25, 2014 (2 years ago)
Posted in Poem: Tagalog | Categories: Erotic | Tags:

Sa isang taong tayo'y magkasama ako'y nagpapasalamat
Sakit na naramdaman noon ay sa puso ko'y hindi na masasalat
Sa halip, ngayon ang diwa ko'y iba na ang isinambulat
Kundi ang kapayapaan at kasiyahan ng bawat pepe at burat

Mga alituntuning masakit sa unang tingin
Sana'y atin nalang sundin at 'wag ng suwayin
Wala naman etong ibang pakay at hangarin
Kundi ang ikauunlad ng bahay na tinatawag nating atin

Tayo'y magkaisa sana sa isang adhikain
Na puksain ang sino mang salarin
Huwag magpaniwala sa mga salitang ipinain
At sariling huwisyo ang pairalin at sundin

Sa ngayon ay ayoko ng isipin at basahin
Bangayan ng bawat isang may kakaibang suliranin
Mga oras ko dito'y sa kalibugan nalang muling ibaling
Mga kwentong babasahin tyak ako'y mapapahalinghing

Pagpapaligaya sa sarili ay di ko na napapansin
Panahon na para pekpek ko naman ang asikasuhin
Laruin, painitin at walang sawang pakakatasin
Hanggang ang daliri'y sa mainit na likido'y muling babalutin

Mga ilang buwan pa ang aking titiisin
Sandatang gusto kong hawakan at patigasin
Sana'y pag-uwi ko'y nag-aantay at muling maangkin
Lakas at katas ay walang sawang sipsipin
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The Pussy Show

Submitted by on October 25, 2014 (2 years ago)
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Erotic | Tags:

Simula nung marinig ko ang "live show" dito ay sinabi ko sa aking sarili that one day I'm gonna watch it. (By "live show" I mean 'yong actual na pakikipag-sex ng babae at lalaki.)  Sabi kasi ng boss ko (and take note NBSB si boss and she's 4 years older than me) nag-init daw siya nung minsan silang nanood noon.

So when I had the chance to finally go to that specific place where "naked pussies and dicks" abound, I was so excited. Kaya lang, we didn't get to watch the actual live show kasi my two naive friends insisted that we watch the pussy show instead.  I was disappointed but then I didn't insist baka naman kasi mapahamak pa kami kasi we were all girls.  Wala kaming nahilang lalaki kaya tapang-tapangan kami when we finally decided to go inside that one "pussy bar". 

After negotiating for only 300 bucks each for the entrance fee (it was supposed to be 500 for foreigners but maybe there were not so many patrons yet so the floor manager agreed on the 200 bucks discount), we went inside that dimly lit room na parang boxing arena na maliit kasi nasa gitna ang "stage" where the semi-naked girls, I think 6 or 7 of them, were dancing to a slow music. Semi-naked kasi lahat sila except for the two were wearing only bras ('yong dalawa kasi naka-panty at bra).    

A few sips of our free juice later, nag-start na ang show. (BTW, bawal mag-take ng video or pictures habang nasa loob ng "pussy arena" kaya pinu...

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